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Craziest Sheit U Seen At A Booty Club?

I saw a dude touch a stripper and get smacked , security talked to him ,notthing happend

i saw a dude touch a chicks pussy , she ran off stage ,must of went to clean her pussy then came back , security talked to dude and let him back in

I saw a stripper get mad at a dude for nutting on her during a lap dance

drunk fools almost getting into a fight

cops were called to take another cop out of the club
 
seen a broad do a flip and her wig got caught on a nail or something on the floor. she had on a durag underneath. crowd went wild.

saw a cat get so mesmerized by a phat ass that he stopped tipping single dollars threw the whole handfull of bills in the air and stuck his face all the way in. i dont know what he was doing in there but from the smile on the strippers face, he was eating that chicks sweaty butthole.:smh:

saw a strippers abusive boyfriend (young fake thug ninja) get jumped by 4 dancers and the owner and security let the hoes beat his ass for about 5 min. they were beating him like your grandma used to beat you talking after each blow. no...you...didnt...have...the nerve...to...come..back up...in...here...after..what...you..did...to that...girl. stomped dude out barefoot and all.

bachelor party...stripper shot corona out her pussy into a dudes face:smh:. he was drunk but still it was so fuckin disrespectful. i asked another chick how they know who they can play like that without getting pistol whilled. she said you can tell alot from a dudes vibe and body language and most guys know its all fun but they know who not to try.:smh:
 
Varis said:
I saw a dude touch a stripper and get smacked , security talked to him ,notthing happend

i saw a dude touch a chicks pussy , she ran off stage ,must of went to clean her pussy then came back , security talked to dude and let him back in

I saw a stripper get mad at a dude for nutting on her during a lap dance
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daamn at the last one..i seen a stripper at this club here called Sugar 44 pimpslap the living daylights out of this drunk mexican dude cause he slipped her a tip after a lapdance,turns out it was covered in nut :puke::lol:

themainman said:
saw a strippers abusive boyfriend (young fake thug ninja) get jumped by 4 dancers and the owner and security let the hoes beat his ass for about 5 min. they were beating him like your grandma used to beat you talking after each blow. no...you...didnt...have...the nerve...to...come..back up...in...here...after..what...you..did...to that...girl. stomped dude out barefoot and all.
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:smh: he mustve tried to yank her off the stage
 
All jokes aside :hmm::lol::hmm: I was in Tampa, Fla. Had a bomb ass time....fucked wit Ybor City and shut that whole street down. Had an absolute blast. Finally time to leave and I said "I'm partyin till it's time for me to board the plane", Stopped by one of them strip joints by the airport. I was still loaded from the night before, had a throw up stain on my shirt and everything. Saw a dude gettin a dance and I was thinkin how odd it looked but I thought it was the alcohol, the chick finished and come to find out she was a paraplegic. She...............nvm. :itsawrap::itsawrap::itsawrap::itsawrap::itsawrap:
 
club nikki's in atlanta... on armature night..... bitch shot a pager outta her pussy!!!!! & a niggah caught it :eek::eek::eek::smh::smh::yes:

saw a bitch fuck a 22 oz beer bottle:eek:
 
saw a bitch i was fuckin wit in the dressing room washing her pussy by the sink...... i hear.... hey.......... i turn around & :eek::eek::smh::(:smh::lol:
found out a lot of girls i knew @ spelman college were strippers...... bitches whose parents were paid!!!!!!!!!!:smh::lol:
 
This had to be '97 or '98. Gentlemen's Club in the A. A Friday night, and the place was packed with strippers. I remember one of the bartenders saying that there were 75 girls in there that night. Anyway, the main attraction for the evening was Janet Jacme', not sure if she still dances, but she did then.

Janet is/was WILD fam! She was letting ninjas suck her titties and dildo her on stage. Then this lesbo chick comes up and eats the living daylights out of Janet's pussy! I mean some for real...ninja you betta take notes on how to do this...pussy eating. Janet was going crazy and straight up ORGASMED on stage. She looked at that chick like "I'm in love with YOU!" hugging her afterwards and shit.

So after all that, she goes to the back, comes back out and its on again with the brothers. I personally sucked her tits and smacked that ass, until one gorilla as wannabe thug ninja smacked her ass from kingdom come...'WHAP'. She turned around with the look of the wicked which from the west at that ninja, and he fell back, so she kept dancing.

Then pulled a ninja onstage....and was sucking on his dick ON STAGE! I though he was going to fuck right there, but apparently the excitement of it all was too much and he wasn't getting hard...she took him back to the dressing room, and he told us later that she wanted $500 to fuck, and he was like, nah I'm good.

That shit was the single wildest night of my strip club experience. Not only the Janet Jacme shit, but the fact that there were SO MANY BAD strippers there...it was crazy! I think I smoke at least 12 black and milds that night.

True story.:yes:
 
Black A. Camus said:
I was in Okinawa, Japan and there was an older Japanese woman on stage. She put a roll of quarters up her pussy and asked the crowd how much change they want back. The crowd was like $2.50. She hit her stomach a few times and sure enough counted $2.50 in quarters out. She continued to do that until the roll was gone. And then she pulled some white dude on the stage and had him eat her out. I believe she would have fucked him, but he was too drunk and couldn't seem to get his dick hard.
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I also heard about the lady that shoots pieces of banana out
 
I've seen so much wild shit at skrip clubs, I could write a book.

Saw a FINE ASS sista at Mardi Gras with some type of light in her pussy. She would bend over and make it flash. Hands-down the weirdest shit ever.

Saw the chick with her areolas and asshole tatted...loved that shit...don't judge me.

Ran into one of my partna's ex-wife skrippin...:lol: :D
The look on her face, when she saw me, was priceless..:lol:

Saw pussy juice drippin from a chick, onstage at the Blue Flame...niccas damn near stampeded past me to get at that..:lol:

Saw a chick walk up to a dood and kiss him on the mouth...moments after giving me head, in the VIP..

My boy claims he took a strippa home, fucked her in the anus, wrote her a CHECK for her fee...and stopped payment on it..:lol:
I used to tell him that some big mofo was gonna come break his legs..

In Vegas, had a badass sista CRAWLIN all over me for God knows how long...Spearmint Rhino, I think. When I left, my clothes were covered in brown body makeup...looks like I slid into home plate..:lol:

too many to remember..
 
My very first time at a strip club was soooo horibble! My older cousin took me and my homie to this hole in the wall joint. Chicks were average. Things were going cool til the pregnant stripper came out! Not just a little baby bump, im talking, like, 6-7 months....stretch marks n shit...big ass swole titties :puke:....

Then the last time I went to a club, it was with my 2 brothers-in-law. Now THAT was kinda odd in itself, but the fact that we were there to see my one brother-in-law's skanky ass trailer park CAC girlfriend .....this bitch been coming to family functions and everything! I'm like " nigga. Are u for real?" He says " don't trip, she don't care if you see her" ......shit, I just didn't want to see her ugly ass. Then the bitch had the nerve to try to clown me cuz I wouldn't look at her:angry: but I try not to spoil the nite, so I get up and go to the side stage and watch this little honey that was probably the best looking one there. She popping and shit, doing what she do.....she bend over in front of me and I lean in to tip and THIS BITCH SMELLS LIKE SHE JUST TOOK A SHIT!:puke::puke::puke: I was like "HELL NO! let's go! NOW!" And then to make it just all too fucked up, we go to IHOP afterwards to eat, and the CAC girlfriend and stank butt show up......and try to CLOWN ME cuz I didn't want to tip none of their friends at the club:eek:.......
 
Chick smoked a cigarette from her pussy. The club strip pole was really high, probably 15 feet. She climbed to the top and slid down real fast and the cigarette was still in her pussy puffing away. One the same night, a midget fucked a couple of the bitches on stage.
 
Jaguars in el paso :smh::smh::smh:

got stories for days

1. This pregnant stripper who seriously look like she was in her trimester letting niggaz finger bang her :eek::smh::puke:

2. The same pregnant bitch got mad cuz this hornball lil geek freak shoved two fingers up her ass. She went and told the bouncer but i dont think they give a fuck. Later on that night i see the bitch over in the corner crying with this look on her face like this cant be life. She give me n my niggaz the saddest look i ever seen. My homeboy had about 8 singles left and he just threw it at the bitch and told her to take her pregnant ass home.
 
black again said:
I've seen so much wild shit at skrip clubs, I could write a book.

Saw a FINE ASS sista at Mardi Gras with some type of light in her pussy. She would bend over and make it flash. Hands-down the weirdest shit ever.

Saw the chick with her areolas and asshole tatted...loved that shit...don't judge me.

Ran into one of my partna's ex-wife skrippin...:lol: :D
The look on her face, when she saw me, was priceless..:lol:

Saw pussy juice drippin from a chick, onstage at the Blue Flame...niccas damn near stampeded past me to get at that..:lol:

Saw a chick walk up to a dood and kiss him on the mouth...moments after giving me head, in the VIP..

My boy claims he took a strippa home, fucked her in the anus, wrote her a CHECK for her fee...and stopped payment on it..:lol:
I used to tell him that some big mofo was gonna come break his legs..

In Vegas, had a badass sista CRAWLIN all over me for God knows how long...Spearmint Rhino, I think. When I left, my clothes were covered in brown body makeup...looks like I slid into home plate..:lol:

too many to remember..
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lol yeah and hate when they have glitter on :lol:
 
Was in a club back in the day and they had a stage where you could pay and get a dance. This one guy paid and the next thing you know two huge bouncers held him down on the stage while this chick scrubbed pussy and ass all over his face for about two minutes. He paid a grip to have his face treated like toilet paper in front of everybody! I laughed at that for a minute.
 
Traveler said:
Too many things to name back in the day at Brothers 3 in Durham, NC.
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Yeah, nobody knew how good they had it until that bitch closed. I told niggas "This shit is too good to be true, enjoy it while it lasts, you won't ever see any shit like this again in America during your lifetime." Them bitches and that damn jackpot! That shit spoiled me forever!

If people knew the shit that went down in 14 Karat and Brother's III. :yes:

 
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saw a strippers abusive boyfriend (young fake thug ninja) get jumped by 4 dancers and the owner and security let the hoes beat his ass for about 5 min. they were beating him like your grandma used to beat you talking after each blow. no...you...didnt...have...the nerve...to...come..back up...in...here...after..what...you..did...to that...girl. stomped dude out barefoot and all.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Years ago when I was kid, I wa about 18 and I would get in the joint to play pool with some of the older cats. They would usher the hos in the door at 10 but I got to stay because I was on the table - with money.

First lap dance I ever got was a thick redbone who kept grinding on me and going in my pockets. My uncle told me the next time but I had NO IDEA she was trying to get my loot but I had already put it in my boots.



She was on me and in my pockets sooo much, I swear I think I came on myself. They ended up firing that bitch when she got the owner for a couple hundred.


:lol:
oNE
 
Oh yeah, and another time when I had a chick take my hand and pull me in the VIP but I didnt have enough money. I could barely see her face but I kept feeling on that ass. I kept wondering how she knew my name too.

She tapped the bouncers to let me in and then she walked to the corner row and squatted down in the dark.

She gets up, comes back over to me and sits on me and starts grinding and kissing on me and only THEN did I realize it was first ex - girlfriend. Then I looked down and realized my sweatpants were FUCKING WET cuz she was still wet from pissing. I felt sick to my stomach.



I dunno what the fuck happened to her.

:smh:
oNE
 
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HotNixon36 said:
Yeah, nobody knew how good they had it until that bitch closed. I told niggas "This shit is too good to be true, enjoy it while it lasts, you won't ever see any shit like this again in America during your lifetime." Them bitches and that damn jackpot! That shit spoiled me forever!

If people knew the shit that went down in 14 Karat and Brother's III.
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Add Cabaret Royale to that list too. People hated going there because the parking lot had huge ditches in it and it was always dark.

About that Jackpot tho', I remember a white dude won one time - that's nothing special because there was always white playas up in there and nobody messed with them, sharing drinks and shit. But this night must have been a thug reunion. So many dudes schemed on stealing the jackpot claiming it was fixed (dude stumbled his answer and the stripper helped him) - a fight broke out and they stopped the jackpot for a few weeks. Nearly every Saturday there was a fight over the jackpot after that but they had to keep doing it because dudes would literally get on stage and pick up the needle on the turntable if they took too long with the jackpot.
 
Hands Down!..the wildest shit I've ever seen in a strip club.

This happened at a hole in the wall spot in Newark NJ.

Me and my cousin together at the spot.. a stripper climbs onto the bar, making her rounds.
She sits in front of a dude and pulls the thong to the side and smiled like "Well, it aint gonna eat itself" Homeboy happily dives in and chows down for about 45 seconds.
She moves to the next, and he does the same thing! after about 4 different people she gets to me. I nodded and pointed to my cousin and said "he got you"
She went to him..and he gave me this apologetic look, as if to say.."sorry man, I gotta do it" and he gets a face full.

To this day, Ive never seen nothin like a stripper gettin her box ate by 5 people one after the other.
 
I've seen a chick get fucked up by a stripper heel. Stripper did a hard ass spin with one leg out and hit old girl hard as hell in the face. Bitch collapsed to the floor in agony. I know that shit had to hurt.


Seen a nigga literally get snatched up and thrown out on his ass for talking greasy to a bouncer. He wasn't a little dude either but the bouncer scooped his ass up, carried him to the door with no problem and tossed his ass out.

The craziest shit is some shit me and my boys still talk about to this day. We went to the club for my boys birthday. Had a great night until a security company called Twin Towers came through and picked a fight with the the clubs security people. Some nigga threw a magazine rack. Niggas got to bucking and of course shots fired. All of this of course is second hand info (except for the shots and the fighting) because of course me and almost all of my boys were trying to get the fuck outta dodge. We had one nigga who for some reason got right in the middle of the fuckin chaos and saw everything else and told us about it after the fact. :lol:
 
gameboy said:
was suprised to see a chick i knew stripping in the club,,, one of those chicks you wanted to fuck back in high school,,, i looked closer & noticed she had a big ass burn on her booty like Penny from "good times",,, the burn actually welded her ass cheeks shut at the top of her crack :(
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Smh hot wire hangers shoved down her asscrack. I didn't know people actually do that. It must have been her pimp.
 
stickyfingerz said:
club nikki's in atlanta... on armature night..... bitch shot a pager outta her pussy!!!!! & a niggah caught it :eek::eek::eek::smh::smh::yes:

saw a bitch fuck a 22 oz beer bottle:eek:
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You sure that wasn't @ the original Body Tap off Stewart Ave, near I85??? I saw that same shit and another chick popped out a cue ball & an 8 ball. Plus the chick that fucked the beer bottle held it out and some drunk mufucka said he wanted to drink it.
 
SheBetterHaveA50InchAss said:
Hands Down!..the wildest shit I've ever seen in a strip club.

This happened at a hole in the wall spot in Newark NJ.

Me and my cousin together at the spot.. a stripper climbs onto the bar, making her rounds.
She sits in front of a dude and pulls the thong to the side and smiled like "Well, it aint gonna eat itself" Homeboy happily dives in and chows down for about 45 seconds.
She moves to the next, and he does the same thing! after about 4 different people she gets to me. I nodded and pointed to my cousin and said "he got you"
She went to him..and he gave me this apologetic look, as if to say.."sorry man, I gotta do it" and he gets a face full.

To this day, Ive never seen nothin like a stripper gettin her box ate by 5 people one after the other.
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If that was the old Nessie's that moved from New Brunswick then that spot has always been crazy grimy. I worked with a dude that let a chick ride him no condom at the bar after she got oral from another stripper and getting fingered by some other dude. Eve used to dance at the one in New Brunswick for a hot minute (maybe 3 or 4 weeks) - blonde dookie braids and a serious set of asscheeks.
 
A few members can vouch this story... At some shake joint in Fort Worth and the chick on stage was so bad that people were throwing change at her on stage, not dollars but pennies and nickels. It got so bad that the chick had an emotional break down and ran off stage crying and all
 
At the original Body Tap saw a dancer get to fighting with a customer while butt ass nekkid. Instead of swinging back on her, dude just grabbed her around she neck and pulled her into him so she couldn't hit him. The bouncer didn't miss a beat, he just scooped both of them up and threw them out into the parking lot, where she continued trying to fight dude, BUTT ASS NEKKID!!!

Another time, @ another club, saw a this FINE little yellow dancer with dookie braids walk this mufuka across the floor with lefts & rights to his dome. I was sitting on the wall getting a dance form this chick and next thing I hear tables getting knocked over and glass breaking in the VIP area. I look up and see this dude falling back and this naked dancer tagging his ass like he was a human speed bag. The shit looked like something from and action adventure flik. She whooped dude so bad he ended up getting carried out by his boys while she didn't have a marl on her fine ass.
 

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