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Craziest Sheit U Seen At A Booty Club?

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besides fukin that is. this stripper was gettin mad loot. had to be AT LEAST $100 in tips. customers covered that stage with money. but tha beatch walked off hollarin out 'THIS AIN'T ENUFF FOR ME. LEAVE THIS FOR THE NEXT BEATCH'! callin dudes cheap and sheit. actin all mad. i was at the bar sippin my drink like :smh:

tha beatch was on stage for two dances. what's that like 6 minutes of work and made at least $100. but she turned her nose up at the money? to me, that sheit was crazy. what's some other crazy sheit yawl saw in booty clubs?
 
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Living through other men's stories at strip clubs.......




:smh::smh::smh:
 
I seen a nigga get a running start and slap the bitch on the booty and knocked her down. He told her he was gonna do it and she let him. :confused: You could hear the slap over the music. One of the funniest things I seen in my life:lol::lol::lol:
 
This was back in '99 uptown Philly @ "Shaky Butts" aka Night on Broadway...(Philly niggas know what I'm talkin about) I was a senior in high school freshly 17yrs old :smh: up in the booty club wit some of the homies who were older... long story short, they brought out these 3 strippers and shit got poppin or what ever... this nigga on the side couldn't handle himself, pulled his dick out and started beatin off! :eek: niggas was like YOO GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE!... Bouncers came in outta no where, gripped this nigga up with his pants down n shit :smh:... mean while strippas still dancin :lol:

that was a wild night, cuz I think that was my first time at a strip club. now that I think about it... that place was mad skanky :smh::lol: best $50 I ever spent in my teenaged years :dance:
 
kayanation said:
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Living through other men's stories at strip clubs.......




:smh::smh::smh:
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when u 'live through other men's stories' that means that YOU don't actually do tha sheit. as i kicked off this thread with a 1st person accounting, that kinda negates your entire reply. and u don't even realize it.

stupid fuk

:rolleyes:
 
Damn Right said:
when u 'live through other men's stories' that means that YOU don't actually do tha sheit. as i kicked off this thread with a 1st person accounting, that kinda negates your entire reply. and u don't even realize it.

stupid fuk

:rolleyes:
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Ole collecting stories from other negroes in strip club ass




:lol::lol::lol:
 
kayanation said:
Ole collecting stories from other negroes in strip club ass


:lol::lol::lol:
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so in other words u wanna complain that other men go to strip clubs. git'cho jealous, faggoty azz outta here.

what kinda doo doo chaser goes into a booty club thread with NOTHING to contribute expect to complain about booty club threads? wow.....:smh:

i already know what this is. u need attention so bad on a friday cause being on bgol is the only interaction you'll have with anybody for the entire night. prolly the entire weekend too. yo azz just needs attention. tip mutha fuka; go outside and hug the first homeless, down on his luck person you see.

use your troll powers for good for once in your life
 
Damn Right said:
so in other words u wanna complain that other men go to strip clubs. git'cho jealous, faggoty azz outta here.
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What you do is your business, I don't care who go to strip clubs.


Collecting stories though? On the internet?


What are you going to call your collection?


Damn Right Booty Clubs: A Collection of Short Stories


Pitch that shit to MTV Reality


:lol::lol::lol:
 
kayanation said:
What you do is your business, I don't care who go to strip clubs.


Damn Right Booty Clubs: A Collection of Short Stories


Pitch that shit to MTV Reality
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of course u care. that's why ya lonely azz keeps runnin back into this thread. and i'll take your advice and pitch it to mtv reality. now you have no other reason to come back into this particular thread.

beat it, scrub

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While at "Taste of Honey" in Hempstead LI (NY), I saw this African stripper put the beats and the feets on a dude. Apparently he took some of her tips off the stage floor. She commenced to hand ole buddy a two pieced dark no biscuit to the face, kicked him in the chest and out the fucking door. The bouncers didn't even blast on dude, because of the ass whooping shorty handed him.... True Fucking Story.....
 
PsyenceRawk said:
This was back in '99 uptown Philly @ "Shaky Butts" aka Night on Broadway...(Philly niggas know what I'm talkin about) I was a senior in high school freshly 17yrs old :smh: up in the booty club wit some of the homies who were older... long story short, they brought out these 3 strippers and shit got poppin or what ever... this nigga on the side couldn't handle himself, pulled his dick out and started beatin off! :eek: niggas was like YOO GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE!... Bouncers came in outta no where, gripped this nigga up with his pants down n shit :smh:... mean while strippas still dancin :lol:

that was a wild night, cuz I think that was my first time at a strip club. now that I think about it... that place was mad skanky :smh::lol: best $50 I ever spent in my teenaged years :dance:
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:yes: Night on broad was the truth...seen some wild shit in that spot. Definitely mad skanky
 
Damn Right said:
of course u care. that's why ya lonely azz keeps runnin back into this thread. and i'll take your advice and pitch it to mtv reality. now you have no other reason to come back into this particular thread.

beat it, scrub
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Continue on, I'm out....... you are too sensitive

:lol::lol::lol:
 
I was 18 and visiting fam in DC. My older cuz and his boy took me to some hood spot and this chick had an asshole ring:eek: First and last time I saw that.
 
Just kinda funny..I was up in the club last week and this cock eyed muthafucka asked me if I wanted a dance or sum shit..

Maaaaan listen..I almost spit my fuckin beer up....bitch had the nerve to ask 'wah mek you a watch me so?' (jamaican accent):hmm:
 
Choices in Baltimore, my freshmen year at college, circa 2004...



I saw a bitch drink a 24 oz bottle of Poland spring water with her pussy, then spit it out across the stage.




 
Traveler said:
Too many things to name back in the day at Brothers 3 in Durham, NC.
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Then let's get it poppin' then...

They were about to close the club and they locked all the dancers the VIP with about 20 customers and threw everybody else out of the club. They told the dancers to finish off their last few customers because nobody was on the main stage because everytime a dancer would pop out of the dressing room she would get scooped up until the point there was a line to the VIP (which only held 5 people) and dudes started snatching dancers out of line to get on stage. All of a sudden you hear *pap* *pap* *pap* *boom" "boom" real loud, over the music, and everybody joined in - some dude was fucking a stripper so hard you could hear it over the music!!!!! Then all hell breaks loose as he tries to take the money back because he didn't climax because of everybody clowning. The dancers rallied together... and they all got robbed but the owner made dude give the money back and the dude didn't even leave the club.

The chick he was hittin' looked just like Fiddy with the curly wig on... gap in the tooth and diesel.
 
Underground strip joint called the Karate Club in Harlem in 97' or 98' I saw a stripper get fisted in the ass by a dude in the audience. It was a round stage so she did a full turn with his fist in her ass so the whole audience could see. He was not a small dude either. He was a 6ft fat guy with hands like a bear claw. That's the first time I ever saw some shit like that.
 
bham_brotha said:
Chick sold some pussy and later found out the money was counterfeit.
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I remember a chick told me the same thing happened to her in the club's limo, she was drunk and didn't realize it until they passed by some streetlights or some light source. She was like hold up but they held her down and when the chauffer finally checked up on her they knocked her out and jumped out of the limo. That was her third time being raped during working hours, once in the VIP and once outside the club in a car. The club was Cabaret Royale, 5 minutes from Brother's 3 on the same street, they actually got shut down before Brother's and it was a quieter club for the most part.

Oh, the young lady got her life together somewhat - I ran into her in another part of the Carolinas and she was working a regular 9-5.
 
I was in Okinawa, Japan and there was an older Japanese woman on stage. She put a roll of quarters up her pussy and asked the crowd how much change they want back. The crowd was like $2.50. She hit her stomach a few times and sure enough counted $2.50 in quarters out. She continued to do that until the roll was gone. And then she pulled some white dude on the stage and had him eat her out. I believe she would have fucked him, but he was too drunk and couldn't seem to get his dick hard.
 
hussla's paradice said:
Pin Up's

lactating bitch' put titty milk in a glass'''
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Man i was at the strip joint.And saw this white bitch with some big ass titties and a nice ass:yes: so when she got on the stage.I just knew i was gonna give her a couple of dollars.And when the time came.She put her titties in my face.And i felt something wet across my cheek:smh: I went back to my seat and my cousin was a stripper at the club.Came over to talk to me.And i asked her about ol' girl.She said she just had a baby 2 WEEKS AGO!!!!:eek: After that i swore i would never let a bitch put her titties in my face again :smh:
 
FOSHOO45 said:
Man i was at the strip joint.And saw this white bitch with some big ass titties and a nice ass:yes: so when she got on the stage.I just knew i was gonna give her a couple of dollars.And when the time came.She put her titties in my face.And i felt something wet across my cheek:smh: I went back to my seat and my cousin was a stripper at the club.Came over to talk to me.And i asked her about ol' girl.She said she just had a baby 2 WEEKS AGO!!!!:eek: After that i swore i would never let a bitch put her titties in my face again :smh:
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WhiteboyTX ass nigga, that shit is foul. Do you let your Cousin give you lap dances too? Or do you just throw money at her when she is on the stage. :smh::smh:::smh:
 
Black A. Camus said:
WhiteboyTX ass nigga, that shit is foul. Do you let your Cousin give you lap dances too? Or do you just throw money at her when she is on the stage. :smh::smh:::smh:
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Why the fuck i got to be WhiteboyTX foul ass nucca.She making her money.I don't dare stand in the way of a MOTHAFUCKA making their money.Now get the fuck on foul ass nigga.Shit instead of being mad at me because of my COUSIN working at a Strip bar.You should of asked was i getting any pussy from her friends.Ol non getting pussy ass nigga worried about anothe nigga having a good time SMDH
 
Let's see...fights when the joint shut down involving attempted manslaughter with a vehicle, a beat down, ambulance showing up, door shattered and everyone in my crew went home fine. Crazy nite.

There is always the time where an amateur is doing okay but then tries a handstand and falls on her face...

Or when that one stripper loses her grip on the pole...ouch

I've seen crazy but funny shit.
 
Anothe time at the strip club.I don't go to Deja Vu because of this.Me and my homie went out to his favorite spot:rolleyes: And if it's the same way in your city like mine.They have poles on every table.So this skinny ass white girl was dancing on out table i was like :hmm:.And i was talking to my homie about another girl in the club that he knew.So i guess this bitch didn't feel like we was giving her any attention.And she dropped down and put her pussy in my face and i was like :eek::confused::angry:All in that order.I pushed that bitch off the table :lol: I almost got kicked out but my homie knew the bouncers and i told them what happened.All they did was :lol: and tell me to keep my hands to myself :lol:
 
FOSHOO45 said:
Why the fuck i got to be WhiteboyTX foul ass nucca.She making her money.I don't dare stand in the way of a MOTHAFUCKA making their money.Now get the fuck on foul ass nigga.Shit instead of being mad at me because of my COUSIN working at a Strip bar.You should of asked was i getting any pussy from her friends.Ol non getting pussy ass nigga worried about anothe nigga having a good time SMDH
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Nobody's mad at your cousin for working at strip club. It's foul for you to be there seeing her naked, and doing sexually explicit acts, while she's working. Fucking rock.
 
Black A. Camus said:
Nobody's mad at your cousin for working at strip club. It's foul for you to be there seeing her naked, and doing sexually explicit acts, while she's working. Fucking rock.
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NIGGA I AIN'T FUCKING LOOKING AT HER.DAmn your strip clubs must only have 2 bitches in it.If you concetrating on ONE damn girl :smh:
 
PsyenceRawk said:
This was back in '99 uptown Philly @ "Shaky Butts" aka Night on Broadway...(Philly niggas know what I'm talkin about) I was a senior in high school freshly 17yrs old :smh: up in the booty club wit some of the homies who were older... long story short, they brought out these 3 strippers and shit got poppin or what ever... this nigga on the side couldn't handle himself, pulled his dick out and started beatin off! :eek: niggas was like YOO GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE!... Bouncers came in outta no where, gripped this nigga up with his pants down n shit :smh:... mean while strippas still dancin :lol:

that was a wild night, cuz I think that was my first time at a strip club. now that I think about it... that place was mad skanky :smh::lol: best $50 I ever spent in my teenaged years :dance:
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:lol:night on broad was grimey
 
KingAddies said:
Then let's get it poppin' then...

They were about to close the club and they locked all the dancers the VIP with about 20 customers and threw everybody else out of the club. They told the dancers to finish off their last few customers because nobody was on the main stage because everytime a dancer would pop out of the dressing room she would get scooped up until the point there was a line to the VIP (which only held 5 people) and dudes started snatching dancers out of line to get on stage. All of a sudden you hear *pap* *pap* *pap* *boom" "boom" real loud, over the music, and everybody joined in - some dude was fucking a stripper so hard you could hear it over the music!!!!! Then all hell breaks loose as he tries to take the money back because he didn't climax because of everybody clowning. The dancers rallied together... and they all got robbed but the owner made dude give the money back and the dude didn't even leave the club.

The chick he was hittin' looked just like Fiddy with the curly wig on... gap in the tooth and diesel.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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