WHEAT THINS SUPPLY SHORTAGE
No, not the little booty Pilgrims twerkin' on tik tok~
"The Cracker Internet is suffering a great loss: the mysterious disappearance of Stoned Wheat Thins. Most useful as a vehicle for cheese.
What to do now, if you have people coming over and want to shell out a medium amount for a very medium cracker? There aren’t many great options. You can bid on some Stoned Wheat Thins on eBay for a whopping $2,500 to start. "
You wine & cheese on a Friday night mofos
The former price:
NOW due to a fake shortage they go for a little more on Amazon:
No, not the little booty Pilgrims twerkin' on tik tok~
"The Cracker Internet is suffering a great loss: the mysterious disappearance of Stoned Wheat Thins. Most useful as a vehicle for cheese.
What to do now, if you have people coming over and want to shell out a medium amount for a very medium cracker? There aren’t many great options. You can bid on some Stoned Wheat Thins on eBay for a whopping $2,500 to start. "
You wine & cheese on a Friday night mofos
The former price:
NOW due to a fake shortage they go for a little more on Amazon:
