CEO BUSTED HAVING AN AFFAIR WHILE ATTENDING A COLDPLAY CONCERT.....LMAO!

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Gwyneth Paltrow I'll Get Astronomer Out Of This Mess





Astronomer is really leaning into the Coldplay kiss-cam cheating scandal ... by hiring Gwyneth Paltrow to help with some public relations.


Chris Martin's A-List ex was hired as a "very temporary" spokeswoman for the company, and she filmed a funny video as part of the gig ... answering some questions folks are dying to know about Astronomer ... well, sort of.


Ya gotta see the video ... it's hilarious.


Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ that the video is not AI and that Gwyneth filmed the video this week.


Astronomer's been thrust into the national spotlight after their former CEO Andy Byron was caught on camera at a Coldplay concert cozying up to the company's head of HR, Kristin Cabot.

TMZ even obtained exclusive video from before the infamous moment, showing the two kissing and cuddling ... extra messy considering Andy's married to Megan Kerrigan Byron. Megan's since wiped his last name from her socials ... while Andy and Kristin are out at Astronomer.

New CEO Pete Dejoy says Astronomer's newfound spotlight is "unusual and surreal" ... but Gwyneth's used to the attention, and she's giving them a big assist here.

 
Gwyneth Paltrow I'll Get Astronomer Out Of This Mess





Astronomer is really leaning into the Coldplay kiss-cam cheating scandal ... by hiring Gwyneth Paltrow to help with some public relations.


Chris Martin's A-List ex was hired as a "very temporary" spokeswoman for the company, and she filmed a funny video as part of the gig ... answering some questions folks are dying to know about Astronomer ... well, sort of.


Ya gotta see the video ... it's hilarious.


Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ that the video is not AI and that Gwyneth filmed the video this week.


Astronomer's been thrust into the national spotlight after their former CEO Andy Byron was caught on camera at a Coldplay concert cozying up to the company's head of HR, Kristin Cabot.

TMZ even obtained exclusive video from before the infamous moment, showing the two kissing and cuddling ... extra messy considering Andy's married to Megan Kerrigan Byron. Megan's since wiped his last name from her socials ... while Andy and Kristin are out at Astronomer.

New CEO Pete Dejoy says Astronomer's newfound spotlight is "unusual and surreal" ... but Gwyneth's used to the attention, and she's giving them a big assist here.


Ask her questions about Zod since she a follower :roflmao2:
 

I never knew she was married to billionaire Andrew Cabot . It’s obvious she had more to lose than the CEO.​

The Cabot family's wealth is estimated to be over $15.4 billion in 2025​

Delta Gamma Wild Child? Astronomer CPO’s College Party Days Surface Amid Coldplay Kiss Scandal​


Sun, July 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM PDT
Kristin Cabot (left)

Maud Cabot/Facebook (left) TikTok | Instaagraace (right)

Kristin Cabot is back in the headlines, and this time, it’s not just about what happened in the stands at that Coldplay concert.

The former Astronomer HR chief, who found herself at the center of a viral scandal after getting cozy with married CEO Andy Byron during a July 16 Coldplay show in Boston, has now sparked fresh intrigue after stepping out without her wedding ring, but still rocking the same layered necklaces she wore during that infamous PDA moment.

Exclusive new photos captured Cabot gardening alone at the New Hampshire estate she shares with billionaire husband Andrew Cabot, and eagle-eyed observers noticed something interesting. Her gold heart pendant and string of pearls were still front and center, but her wedding band was nowhere in sight.

Now, insiders are digging into her past and uncovering a whole new layer of the story.

Astronomer CPO’s Delta Gamma Days Come Back To Haunt Her Amid Kiss Cam Controversy​


LinkedIn| Kristin Cabot

Back in her college days, Cabot, then known as Kristi Stanek, was a proud member of the Delta Gamma sorority at Gettysburg College. The sorority, often referred to as the “pearls and parties” girls, had a reputation for glitz, glam, and being part of the campus elite.

“She always ran in affluent circles and gave off a very polished, confident vibe,” one former classmate told Daily Mail. “But no one thought she was the type to end up in a scandal like this.”

Yearbook photos from 1994 show a smiling, 21-year-old Cabot posing with her sorority sisters, plastic party cup in hand, proudly wearing the signature pearls associated with DG. Her major was political science, and she hailed from York, Maine, a detail that added to the “well-off” persona she projected to peers.

“She had a biting sense of humor and was always put-together, but we wouldn’t have called her especially ambitious,” a college friend added. “Seeing her as an HR executive, married to a billionaire, was surprising, but seeing her kissing the CEO at a concert? That was a shock.”

Kristin Cabot’s Quiet Life Crumbles As Viral Kiss And Sorority Secrets Go Public​

CEO of Astronomer and his HR Chief

TikTok | Instaagraace

Despite having no social media presence outside of LinkedIn, the ex-Astronomer CFO's sudden rise to viral fame has unearthed not only her polished present, but a glittering past filled with pearls, privilege, and unexpected drama.

And with the heart-shaped necklace still on display, some wonder if the Coldplay concert saga is really over, or if Cabot is still wearing a reminder of her headline-making night.

Astronomer CEO Scandal Deepens With $250K OnlyFans Spending Allegation​

Andy Byron interview

YouTube | WUSA9

This latest resurfaced information comes just days after explosive new claims were made about Andy Byron’s alleged spending habits, suggesting the concert scandal may only be the tip of the iceberg.

In an exclusive statement to The Blast, Bop House creator Camilla Araujoalleged that Byron didn’t just spend thousands on OnlyFans starSophie Rain but allegedly dropped “over $250,000” on content from multiple creators, including other influencers affiliated with her Miami-based creator mansion.

“This isn’t just about one person,” Araujo told The Blast. “I saw the receipts. We’re talking a quarter million in sub fees, custom content, and video calls. Not just with Sophie, with multiple girls.”

 
You need to start loosening up and stop being such a nerd. Anyway, what are the odds of you taking her to a Coldplay concert going left?

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