Cell Phones Back In The Day Were More Versatile

[Pimpslap Slim]

Could make calls on the go
Use to shield torso from bullets and knives
Jump start yo car
Bludgeoning weapon
Use as a modified dumbell for fitness.

 

[HNIC]

Kind of reminds me of the old rotary dial phones. You could crack a mofo on the head until he submits.
Then use the same phone to call 911 to get him some help.

 

[Pimpslap Slim]

Use as a portable defibrillator as well