Hell yeah I'm caping. Her kid is out of the house so that isn't an issue. And she's badder than alot of females half her age.
CAPES, Inc. Mission #4: Sofia Vergara
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First off...abso-fuckin-lutely would cape and ring her fine ass up...and this is an EXCELLENT Suggestion: Vegara vs Bellucci...got damn..
Both chicks super fucking sexy and them fucking accents...
Have you seen her w/out makeup?!?! Nah I am good
For a woman who's almost 40 that still isn't bad. And if you think most women are still going to look as good as they do with makeup off as they do on, you are in for a shock once you get into your 30s.
her son's friends probably be dropping by to visit unexpectedly
Werd! Knowing his ass ain't home!!!
every single time, like clockwork! shit be havin me thinking im fuckin this bitch so good she cant even remember english
cape
real superman to the rescue...side piece! 
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I'll be there as soon as I deal with these blonde headed muthafuckas
CAPED just on strength of the ACCENT
Sofia Vergara reportedly embarrassed by ex-boyfriend Nick Loeb
Sofia Vergara announced the end of her two-year engagement to Nick Loeb last week citing conflicting schedules as the main reason for their split. But according to Us weekly that not’s exactly true. Entrepreneur, Loeb, 38 was shameless in promoting his product called Onion Crunch, a battered fried onion condiment which embarrassed Vergara.
He has bragged of bringing his product to the Emmys, Golden Globes and SAG Awards. Loeb even brought Onion Crunch with him to the White House when the “Modern Family” cast went to meet the President. Vergara forced him to take it back to the car but he admitted to sneaking a couple of little packets and giving them to the executive chef.
The last straw may have been when he pressured Vergara, 41, to get him a part in her new movie, “Don’t Mess With Texas,” a comedy that co-stars Reese Witherspoon.
"He desperately wanted her to use her star power to launch his acting career," the source told Us, explaining that Loeb even went ahead and auditioned for a part anyway without her approval. "He made her look like a fool."
never paid her no attention until that
twitter thing where she said "whats wrong with having dicks in my mouth"
in that sexy accent
been stalking her every since then
twitter thing where she said "whats wrong with having dicks in my mouth"
in that sexy accent
been stalking her every since then
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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello reportedly separate after 7 years of marriage
2 hot 2 last 4 eva: Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello reportedly announce the 'difficult decision' to divorce after 7 years of marriage.
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Lol
So.....what happened? "Sources close to the couple" spoke to the Daily Mail and said the Sofia and Joe have "different attitudes" that caused them to become less connected.
"Joe is a big kid, he loves playing Dungeons & Dragons, he loves wrestling, he is all about video games, superhero movies, comic books, going to concerts, huge NFL fan. He chases fun," one source mused. "He always loves being out and about and just having a good time. And then when it is time to be serious and when it is time to get to work, he turns on that part of himself, but he is always ready to live life to the fullest and go out and just be fun and have fun."
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Turns out this whole vibe was "immediately an attraction for Sofía" who is the "complete opposite." But then "the true versions of themselves started showing and they just got annoyed with each other, choosing work over hanging out."
"Then bit by bit, they stopped wanting to be together and stopped hanging out because something so little would often trigger an attitude that would bug them, just their attitudes on everything were completely different and something like that is extremely draining for a relationship and they got to the point where it would be a good day and one thing would be said or done and they would just get upset with each other," the source went on to say. "It added up to where now it is easier and more relaxing not being together. When people say they will be friendly, they will, but the romance part of things is over. They grew a part from something that could have been really good."
"Joe is a big kid, he loves playing Dungeons & Dragons, he loves wrestling, he is all about video games, superhero movies, comic books, going to concerts, huge NFL fan. He chases fun," one source mused. "He always loves being out and about and just having a good time. And then when it is time to be serious and when it is time to get to work, he turns on that part of himself, but he is always ready to live life to the fullest and go out and just be fun and have fun."
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Turns out this whole vibe was "immediately an attraction for Sofía" who is the "complete opposite." But then "the true versions of themselves started showing and they just got annoyed with each other, choosing work over hanging out."
"Then bit by bit, they stopped wanting to be together and stopped hanging out because something so little would often trigger an attitude that would bug them, just their attitudes on everything were completely different and something like that is extremely draining for a relationship and they got to the point where it would be a good day and one thing would be said or done and they would just get upset with each other," the source went on to say. "It added up to where now it is easier and more relaxing not being together. When people say they will be friendly, they will, but the romance part of things is over. They grew a part from something that could have been really good."
Joe Manganiello OFFICIALLY files for divorce from Sofia Vergara
The former couple shocked fans earlier this week when they announced that they would be splitting up after seven years of marriage.
Joe Manganiello OFFICIALLY files for divorce from Sofia Vergara
The former couple shocked fans earlier this week when they announced that they would be splitting up after seven years of marriage.www.dailymail.co.uk
Joe Manganiello Dating Actress Caitlin O'Connor Amid Sofia Vergara Divorce
Joe Manganiello has a new boo -- or at least, a casual one ... we're told he and actress Caitlin O'Connor have been getting to know each other on the heels of his divorce from Sofia Vergara.
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LEONARD: Sophia Vegara plays bloody sex-crazed cocaine queen Griselda
A matronly mother of four, the 'baddest b**ch to ever take a breath of life' - those were her words although few would have disagreed - was utterly depraved.
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