Can 100 unarmed men defeat a single gorilla?
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Gorilla? Yes. Gorillas aren't as bad as we've been lead to believe. 100 people, yes.
A grizzly? Hell no. 100 people, 1000 people, the grizzly would win
Yeah, but killa always ended his sentence with......BrahThis is the type of thread where Killa would say some wild funny shit.
Something akin to: "I'd beat the breaks off a gorilla like I beat you wife's pussy jack.
Come on man you know 80% of those 300-500 pound dudes are going to be fat so their size will hurt them more than help.. lol
Exactly... they gonna try it, and I say "they", it'll be on the hush hush, lotta money involved... once he go thru that first 20.... them other 80 mufuckas gonna witness some shit they ain't never seen before, that's when the "Omg, he just tore a man's head off, and we locked in this room"... it'll prolly take bout 2 days to kill them all... gotta figure he'll be eating them too... he gotta take a nap
True.
He went back and forth between the two, but "brah" was definitely his end of rant/comment catchphrase.
there weight is the point,they are essential to offset the size of the gorilla,3/4 fat motherfuckers could at least occupy the gorilla while more in shape men could begin to tear and rip apart the gorilla. If this is a fight to the death 100 men would win but a lot would get killed.
So basically you're saying that you can beat a tired gorilla with your BARE hands? My money is on the tired gorilla...my money would be on a tired, cancer riddled gorilla!Styles make fights, and again I'm man number 100.
After he's done beating all 99 of your asses, because basically all of just jumped in his mouth or got bashed to death.
He's never seen something like me!
Which leaves me as the last man standing!
Man I feel you and you're right 100%!
Quick question though. With those bones that you're going to make weapons out of to attack the gorilla.
Are you making a shank or a sword?
Just curious.
LOL I'm just imagining the gorilla watching this dude make his human bone weapons. bro said he is going to use the bones of the dead for katanas. While the Gorilla just clubs you to death with another human. lol
First of all, don't disrespect me because you've never seen me in a fight.
Especially against a gorilla
Now realistically. After killing 99 people the gorilla will be ready for something different. And because I witnessed first hand you all attempt to attack him like Neanderthals I'm going for a different approach.
I'm just gonna say "Listen man, I mean gorilla because I don't know your name. We don't have to do this".
And we'll enjoy a banana or two and I'll show him how to make a banana split.
Some of you dudes sound like weenies,it's a 100 of us human grown adult men and we can't take down one male gorilla,even if the majority take a lose we should have aleast five of us still alive and not hurt badly to say we were victorious.
one gorilla,not a rhino,elephant,hippo
a hundred men,we should be able to fuck up a lot of things,giraffes,baboons,lions,buffalo,moby dick....haven't you ever watched The Warriors?we have to make it back to coney Island,a lot of yall sound like ya'll wouldn't of made it to the train station....first thing before war is you have to have hope,sprinkle a little bit of Jesus in your life,sounded like a natural born loser.
one gorilla,not a rhino,elephant,hippo
a hundred men,we should be able to fuck up a lot of things,giraffes,baboons,lions,buffalo,moby dick....haven't you ever watched The Warriors?we have to make it back to coney Island,a lot of yall sound like ya'll wouldn't of made it to the train station....first thing before war is you have to have hope,sprinkle a little bit of Jesus in your life,sounded like a natural born loser.
That's the thing how do you watch some one get their head smacked off, ripped in half, thrown or slammed like a rag doll and not consider changing your mind...lol Ain't like this shit is something you really had to do, motherfuckers volunteered for this dumb shit..lol
Lion killed that nigga too.
Hey man I believe in him, he's gonna make a sword with the power of 99 souls!
100 men gonna die.
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...and then when his back is turned:First of all, don't disrespect me because you've never seen me in a fight.
Especially against a gorilla
Now realistically. After killing 99 people the gorilla will be ready for something different. And because I witnessed first hand you all attempt to attack him like Neanderthals I'm going for a different approach.
I'm just gonna say "Listen man, I mean gorilla because I don't know your name. We don't have to do this".
And we'll enjoy a banana or two and I'll show him how to make a banana split.
Fixed for accuracy, because he's gonna lose his appetite and mood for killing when I tell him to calm his bitchass down!99 men gonna die.
My man!...and then when his back is turned:
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