Camera guy probably pissed on himself..

bear was like
*strolls up* ahhhh good morning cracker. oh you sitting out here? yea this a good spot, i come here and look at the world. the grass is still green, the fish still swimming. look at that river. *starts breathing harder* damn that air, you just can't beat this fucking air i tell you. I thought about living inland but too many crackers ruining shit. no offense my man you seem cool. *licks its lips* man them fish looking tasty i think i'll go get me a couple after i rest. mind if i sit down? wait why am i asking im gonna just sit here for a minute bro. *stretches* ahh yea that was it, well i'll catch you later.. *white guy says aye repeatedly* don't be here when i come back. pack up and get the fuck on.
 
bear was like
*strolls up* ahhhh good morning cracker. oh you sitting out here? yea this a good spot, i come here and look at the world. the grass is still green, the fish still swimming. look at that river. *starts breathing harder* damn that air, you just can't beat this fucking air i tell you. I thought about living inland but too many crackers ruining shit. no offense my man you seem cool. *licks its lips* man them fish looking tasty i think i'll go get me a couple after i rest. mind if i sit down? wait why am i asking im gonna just sit here for a minute bro. *stretches* ahh yea that was it, well i'll catch you later.. *white guy says aye repeatedly* don't be here when i come back. pack up and get the fuck on.
:roflmao3::lol2:
 
You could TRY to be ghost but what are you going to do? You can't outrun him.

BTW, that was just a baby.

Yup. You can tell in its mannerisms. A few years older however and this may have been a different story all together. At least he didn't agitate it too much it.
 
he better hope them mufuckas are able to catch some fish...
if not....his ass woulda been next on the menu.
Bear woulda came back up that hill and jumped on that cac like....
"get the fuck back over here nigga....."
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bear was like
*strolls up* ahhhh good morning cracker. oh you sitting out here? yea this a good spot, i come here and look at the world. the grass is still green, the fish still swimming. look at that river. *starts breathing harder* damn that air, you just can't beat this fucking air i tell you. I thought about living inland but too many crackers ruining shit. no offense my man you seem cool. *licks its lips* man them fish looking tasty i think i'll go get me a couple after i rest. mind if i sit down? wait why am i asking im gonna just sit here for a minute bro. *stretches* ahh yea that was it, well i'll catch you later.. *white guy says aye repeatedly* don't be here when i come back. pack up and get the fuck on.
Beautiful
 
You could TRY to be ghost but what are you going to do? You can't outrun him.

BTW, that was just a baby.


I know and even if you happed to get a good step on him where the fuck you going to run,

in a cave... UP A TREE......:roflmao:

sheet Id be tryin to send out peaceful vibes because animals can sense

fear easily...

if that dont work its time to play dead and pray....

but most animals wont even fuck with you, unless something is wrong or they are

protecting their young...

their was a case of a bear attacking humans many years ago.. and when they finally caught up to it, they found the reason it was attacking humans is because get this...

It had a toothache... I kid you not...
 
Damn..i wouldnt have pissed myself.. not one bit cause my black ass wouldnt have been there... white people shit right dere
 
Damn..i wouldnt have pissed myself.. not one bit cause my black ass wouldnt have been there... white people shit right dere
Would have been one less bear out there that day.

Because that whole time he was sitting there, I was positive he was snowbirdin.
 
Pretty common when I lived in NJ. I was at my car one day, had a mom and her two cubs that close to me. Went on and fished but I'm sure I watched my back more than I fished that day.
 
Yo did you see all those bears that were around:eek2:; how do white people continue to put themselves in these positions; fucking nuts:smh::smh:
 
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