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BREAKING: Trump fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
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Rex Tillerson is rich....he should've ended his speech with..... "And like I said before...Trump is ...a moron... an Imbecile...and an orange turd... God Bless the United States !!!"
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His demise has been rough and rocky, but he seems to have a LOT of runway. an excess amount of runway... What demise?
I'm not happy about Trump being in power still, why use a term like demise?
"In August 2017, Pompeo (as CIA director) took direct command of the Counterintelligence Mission Center, the department which helped to launch an investigation into possible links between Trump associates and Russian officials"
... and that went nowhere.
The message? Mueller better "play ball."
BREAKING OLD NEWS: Old stupid white guy fires old white guy from job, replaces him with younger stupid white guy.
Come get ya boy.... don' try to change your tune now...O.J.
Y’all keep thinking that Putin won’t end this thing for us. Anybody who snitched or even disrespected Putin is 6ft. Your boy is never gonna disrespect him. Ever. As soon as Mueller calls him in, Putin will put that work in. Orange knows it. His people know it. And he may not even tap orange, he might do one close to him so she can feel some pain. The second Orange starts babbling the wrong shit, Russia will close that mouth.
Fuck Tillerson, but Trump is such a pussy. Couldn't even fire him face to face, man to man, he had to do it in a tweet.
But he’s running into a school with an active shooter tho and saving everybody while taking down the bad guy. Btw with no gun, knife nothing except for his smarts and bare hands. He would have kicked ass in Vietnam but you know that foot-thing prevented it. But it was good enough to wrestle, play football, etc in which just ask his coach he was the best!!!
White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers
2/13/18 5:36pm
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to make the frequent festivities for departing staffers more efficient, White House officials announced Tuesday that the administration is now just holding one continuous going-away party. “Instead of throwing a send-off celebration for Rob Porter and Rick Dearborn only to turn around and do it again a week later, we will now simply hold around-the-clock gatherings with light refreshments and cupcakes to honor whoever left the administration most recently,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, adding that employees may now join their coworkers at any time of day in the permanently decorated White House kitchen where a never-ending stream of staffers will announce that this is their last day, perpetually deliver farewell speeches, and constantly pass around and sign goodbye cards for continuously departing coworkers. “In order to avoid another situation like when we had three separate get-togethers in one week for Sean Spicer, Michael Short, and Reince Priebus, aides may now enjoy a cup of soda, don a party hat, reminisce over fond memories together, and say their farewells whenever it is convenient for them.” Huckabee-Sanders added that she looks forward to seeing everyone in the kitchen, where she expects to be honored shortly.
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2/13/18 5:36pm
SEE MORE: POLITICS
WASHINGTON—In an effort to make the frequent festivities for departing staffers more efficient, White House officials announced Tuesday that the administration is now just holding one continuous going-away party. “Instead of throwing a send-off celebration for Rob Porter and Rick Dearborn only to turn around and do it again a week later, we will now simply hold around-the-clock gatherings with light refreshments and cupcakes to honor whoever left the administration most recently,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, adding that employees may now join their coworkers at any time of day in the permanently decorated White House kitchen where a never-ending stream of staffers will announce that this is their last day, perpetually deliver farewell speeches, and constantly pass around and sign goodbye cards for continuously departing coworkers. “In order to avoid another situation like when we had three separate get-togethers in one week for Sean Spicer, Michael Short, and Reince Priebus, aides may now enjoy a cup of soda, don a party hat, reminisce over fond memories together, and say their farewells whenever it is convenient for them.” Huckabee-Sanders added that she looks forward to seeing everyone in the kitchen, where she expects to be honored shortly.
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