Breaking: Cohen postpones testimony due to "threats" to his family from Trump

I told someone the day this was announce he would end up either backing out or saying he cant speak on anything significant due to the investigation being ongoing.
 
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/23/politics/michael-cohen-testimony-postponed/index.html

CNN)President Donald Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen announced he is postponing his public congressional testimony that was scheduled for February 7, citing "ongoing threats against his family."

"Due to ongoing threats against his family from President Trump and Mr. Giuliani, as recently as this weekend, as well as Mr. Cohen's continued cooperation with ongoing investigations, by advice of counsel, Mr. Cohen's appearance will be postponed to a later date," Cohen's attorney Lanny Davis said in a statement. "Mr. Cohen wishes to thank Chairman Cummings for allowing him to appear before the House Oversight Committee and looks forward to testifying at the appropriate time."

Davis added, "This is a time where Mr. Cohen had to put his family and their safety first."
Cohen's decision raises questions about whether he will ultimately testify publicly. He reports to prison for a three-year sentence on March 6.
 
Cant wait to see the slobbering , stuttering, senile ghouliani lash out in a foaming mouth rage on TV tonite about these allegations.

Guiliani: "Cohen backed out because he's a serial liar and he would be under oath and didn't want to lie again. No one lies more than Michael Cohen".

Interviewer: "Did Trump or anyone from his team threaten Cohen's family and would that be witness tampering?"

Guiliani: "Trump has only asked that Cohen tell the truth. He would never threaten anyone. Why would he? He has nothing to hide so there is no reason to threaten Cohen?"

Interviewer: "What about the tweets about Cohen's father in law?"

Guiliani: "That's not a threat. Now in the voicemail I heard, he only threatened to ruin Cohen's family if he lied. And that's not a crime. That's not witness tampering!"

Interview: "There is audio of Trump threating Cohen's family?"

Guiliani: "Did I say "voicemail"? I didn't mean that. There is no audio. And If Trump even threatened to kill Cohen, it wouldn't be witness tampering because you can't "tamper" with a witness if you're only asking them to tell the truth!"
 
Guiliani: "Cohen backed out because he's a serial liar and he would be under oath and didn't want to lie again. No one lies more than Michael Cohen".

Interviewer: "Did Trump or anyone from his team threaten Cohen's family and would that be witness tampering?"

Guiliani: "Trump has only asked that Cohen tell the truth. He would never threaten anyone. Why would he? He has nothing to hide so there is no reason to threaten Cohen?"

Interviewer: "What about the tweets about Cohen's father in law?"

Guiliani: "That's not a threat. Now in the voicemail I heard, he only threatened to ruin Cohen's family if he lied. And that's not a crime. That's not witness tampering!"

Interview: "There is audio of Trump threating Cohen's family?"

Guiliani: "Did I say "voicemail"? I didn't mean that. There is no audio. And If Trump even threatened to kill Cohen, it wouldn't be witness tampering because you can't "tamper" with a witness if you're only asking them to tell the truth!"
:lol:

Sadly, the first 4 lines will go exactly as above.. EXACTLY.
 
Guiliani: "Cohen backed out because he's a serial liar and he would be under oath and didn't want to lie again. No one lies more than Michael Cohen".

Interviewer: "Did Trump or anyone from his team threaten Cohen's family and would that be witness tampering?"

Guiliani: "Trump has only asked that Cohen tell the truth. He would never threaten anyone. Why would he? He has nothing to hide so there is no reason to threaten Cohen?"

Interviewer: "What about the tweets about Cohen's father in law?"

Guiliani: "That's not a threat. Now in the voicemail I heard, he only threatened to ruin Cohen's family if he lied. And that's not a crime. That's not witness tampering!"

Interview: "There is audio of Trump threating Cohen's family?"

Guiliani: "Did I say "voicemail"? I didn't mean that. There is no audio. And If Trump even threatened to kill Cohen, it wouldn't be witness tampering because you can't "tamper" with a witness if you're only asking them to tell the truth!"


This reads just like Guiliani would say it
 
Guiliani: "Cohen backed out because he's a serial liar and he would be under oath and didn't want to lie again. No one lies more than Michael Cohen".

Interviewer: "Did Trump or anyone from his team threaten Cohen's family and would that be witness tampering?"

Guiliani: "Trump has only asked that Cohen tell the truth. He would never threaten anyone. Why would he? He has nothing to hide so there is no reason to threaten Cohen?"

Interviewer: "What about the tweets about Cohen's father in law?"

Guiliani: "That's not a threat. Now in the voicemail I heard, he only threatened to ruin Cohen's family if he lied. And that's not a crime. That's not witness tampering!"

Interview: "There is audio of Trump threating Cohen's family?"

Guiliani: "Did I say "voicemail"? I didn't mean that. There is no audio. And If Trump even threatened to kill Cohen, it wouldn't be witness tampering because you can't "tamper" with a witness if you're only asking them to tell the truth!"

This mutha fucka right here.
 
Guiliani: "Cohen backed out because he's a serial liar and he would be under oath and didn't want to lie again. No one lies more than Michael Cohen".

Interviewer: "Did Trump or anyone from his team threaten Cohen's family and would that be witness tampering?"

Guiliani: "Trump has only asked that Cohen tell the truth. He would never threaten anyone. Why would he? He has nothing to hide so there is no reason to threaten Cohen?"

Interviewer: "What about the tweets about Cohen's father in law?"

Guiliani: "That's not a threat. Now in the voicemail I heard, he only threatened to ruin Cohen's family if he lied. And that's not a crime. That's not witness tampering!"

Interview: "There is audio of Trump threating Cohen's family?"

Guiliani: "Did I say "voicemail"? I didn't mean that. There is no audio. And If Trump even threatened to kill Cohen, it wouldn't be witness tampering because you can't "tamper" with a witness if you're only asking them to tell the truth!"
please tell me you wrote this yourself or its from a satire website.
 
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