Both Sides: Why we don't fuck with the GOP
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ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded.“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”
Then I went back to my chores.About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”
Guess she didn't see that coming.
If Mexico changed its immigration laws than we could speed up and increase naturalization. Illegal immigration needs to get that business with DHS. The cartels need to look the other way when they see a gringo and the police can't be shaking us down. Don't bother us, stick with the locals.
If a shark bites off my arm while on vacation, don't be asking for money upfront at the hospital. Medicaid could be for them on the books. I just came from a U.S. hospital that put restraints while sleeping than demanded that I reach out to people for the money. They started screaming, and when the people I called asked for my location they took the phone away. This is how it is in Mexico.
You need $300,000 in the bank to be a citizen while they can be a hardworking bum or some pensionado visa but you are 67.
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Won't believe any of this performative bs until its dead
I’ve been thinking a lot about Murkowski’s vote. It contains, in one action, so much that defines our pathetic political moment:
Selfishness: I’m taking care of me and mine, the rest of you can pound sand;
Lack of accountability: I know the bill is bad, hopefully someone else will fix it;
Cowardice: I’m scared of Trump and his voters and need to go-along to get along with my GOP colleagues;
Moral rot: I know the difference between right and wrong, and actively chose wrong.
Yep it's slavery of a sort
I shared this the other day. Fantastic breakdown
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