Booty Call Hijinks- Near Misses at the Booty Call and it Didn't Happen...at least that time

[godofwine]

We've all been there. We got a date set up with a chick and something happens. Something gets in the way. Something goes wrong and the booty call doesn't happen...at least that time

It could have happened later, it might not even be the first time you're hooking up with a chick, but on the third meeting something goes awry and you don't hit

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Ain't this some shit. Last Thursday morning I was supposed to meet up with this married chick before she went to work

I've been messing with her for a while, but it's hard for her to get away. Her husband is laid off so it's hard for her to get away

Last year if some of you remember she invited me to her house on the 4th of July weekend as one of her old co-workers, by that time we had only fucked a couple of times

Luckily for me I look innocent

She introduces me and we chop it up, I start talking Browns and he relaxed, said we worked together in 2007

They're BBQing, playing music and James Brown 'Big Payback' comes on, and only the verse:

"GET DOEN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND...THAT AIN'T RIGHT"

Her and I share a look and a silent laught, but he suspects nothing

And he's a big dude, 6'3" looks tough and intimidating looking, so I barely talked to her there (except once when she kissed me really quick when I saw her while i was getting a second plate in the kitchen) but he's hella insecure. Dude threw away her vibrator

Backstory over.

Her husband got him a lil job so he isn't around all the time. Shit relaxes and she says she wants to see me. She tells him her boss told her she had to open the dialysis unit (a lie, she doesn't have to be there til 6, but opening she would have to be there at 5

We got a free hour to fuck

And this chicks pussy is so good if you threw it in the air it would turn into sunshine

And her pussy smells so fucking fragrant oh, she has one of those Victoria's Secret I don't know oh, I just know that thang smells beautiful

Last time with her and I hooked up last year I smelled my finger all the way home like I was in high school

Anyway, night before and I'm ready

I checked, 40 minute drive from my spot to her job -cool. We're meeting at 4:45, and I take a shower go to bed at midnight with the alarm set for 3:45 so I could take another shower and leave at 4.

Perfect

Alarm set and checked. 2 backup alarms set at 3:50 & 3:55. I covered everything right?

So what fucked me?

My fucking bluetooth

My bluetooth was downstairs on the desk...but still connected to my phone, so when my alarm went off it blared downstairs and I'm upstairs sleeping like a damned baby

GONE


I'm sleeping good, too. Too good.

You know whenever you are sleeping good like that...you're missing something



I wake up...daylight

DAYLIGHT?!!!!

FML!

Nooooooooooooooo


I fucking overslept.


I thought, maybe it's not that late. Maybe I can...I check my watch...7:22 in the AM

God must have watched Pulp Fiction last night

I hit her up, "I overslept."

"I thought you had second thoughts about doing this"

"Me? Never that."

I know she's married, but we been friends since before him, and not only is he (according to her) "Sexually boring" but she is bi and he won't let her get any pussy and he knew she was bi before they got married

He goes thru her phone like she is not supposed to have any freaky shit on her phone. Called her a pervert when she sent him her nude selfie...so she sent them to me

For the life of me I'm thinking, 'Where did I go wrong?' How did I oversleep?

I had my phone RIGHT THERE! It wasnt til today when I fell asleep on the couch, had my phone next to me and hear the alarm blaring across the room

Fuck my life

Moral to the story, disconnect bluetooth, and husband's do not discourage your wife's freakiness, cuz Jody gonna intercept her either on her way to work or after she gets off

I send her videos of my escapades and she sends me videos of her masturbating after watching them



What stories y'all got?








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[BigDaddyBuk]

(except once when she kissed me really quick when I saw her while i was getting a second plate in the kitchen)

yeah you know married chicks suck they husbands dang dangs, right?

 

[tallblacknyc]

This month will make 20 yrs since I missed out on a 3 some with 2 sisters.. try to speed story up.. slid a chick who was coming out a train station near my way from philly.. long story short she got off the wrong stop was looking for directions.. I had my vid cam on me and somehow I convinced her that philly chicks were freaks that like being recorded and can she prove that myth to be true.. I was with my boy.. slid that broad back to my crib.. got her naked had her dancing on me and my boy.. than I had her slobbing me off.. skeeted on her face.. than let my boy slide.. he smashed than skeeted on her.. we both recorded our session with her.. she went washed up.. next thing you know she telling me how if I love head so much I should meet her sis who love sucking dick(that’s who she originally was gonna meet)..she uses my cell to call her sis like you would love to meet this guy and how I was freaking off with her..her sis like yo tell that nig to come with you and how they both was gonna suck me off same time and do whatever.. the philly chick even offered to pay for the Telly.. I’m like hell yeah I’m with it.. next thing I know I get a phone call from my moms telling me how she need me to come and take care of my sis cause she off from daycare and moms needed to go to work and other shit.. let’s just say it became an angry guy trying to keep his composure with his moms trying to find every other way for him not to take care of his sis.. went on for like 15 mins.. it was a battle of egos but let’s just say mom won in the end and I had to deny the sister threesome on a technicality.. my best friend laughs to this day on how my lil sis fucked up my 2 sisters at one time moment… 20 fucking yrs has gone by..fucking bullshit

 

[Mongo Slayde]

20 years ago for me also. Not sisters but should have been a good one. Had a friend, let's call her L. Been blazing off and on for about 7 years by 2001. Tell her to meet me at the Frying Pan which was the name of an old boat docked by Chelsea Piers on the West Side of Manhattan. Black Diamonds who were promoters would have these free parties on Thursdays. They always had some of the baddest joints at these parties. I went damn near every Thursday. But anyway me and L walking in , I run into my best friends jump off who was with a bunch of honeys. I start to push up on a cute chocolate joint with some 36c"s. L rocks 38C's. But after a few minutes I realize chic not really giving rhythm so I move on to the next.

Later that night I notice I don't see L, so I call her, no answer. Fuck it keep it moving. Next day L calls me and says, yo remember that joint you was talking to, I say yea. She says "the reason she wasn't fucking with you was because she was talking to me. Bitch took me to the ATM and gave me 200 racks just cause". So I've talked to L before about fucking with women, she claimed she was never into it. But she trying it now. So I tell L, tell the chic the only way she is fucking you is she gotta fuck me, L laughs and says I'm going to tell her. Then boom 9/11 happens. (That's how I remember it being 20 years). Frying Pan shuts down, everything shuts down. Then I get a call one Friday night in Oct from L who is drunk, she at the other chics house. They both on the phone. Lesbo chic says Mongo come thru we waiting, we at my crib in Throggs Neck. So I say, "yo L, you won't believe this, but today is my Birthday", which it was. L said I didn't know but come for your present. But one big problem, my Black ass is not in NY. My girl took me to Vegas for my Birthday. I was sick to my fucking stomach. My girl was like what's wrong with you. I wanted to choke her ass.... Told her something I ate got me feeling fucked. L and the lesbo chic were like "oh well, too bad". I know deep down someone else probably got that call. Damnnnnn

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

20 fucking yrs has gone by..fucking bullshit

I was sick to my fucking stomach. My girl was like what's wrong with you. I wanted to choke her ass.

 

[godofwine]

yeah you know married chicks suck they husbands dang dangs, right?

With married chicks and women in relationships you get all of the fun and none of the responsibility

Her husband doesn't know that had it not been for their 13 year old she woulda left a long time ago

But she had a hysterectomy, so I can shoot the club UP

She swallows, loves facials, eats pussy, is a freak and a half

I fuck her, send her home and he has to deal with the other shit

The only problem with dealing with married women or chicks in relationships is you can't see them as often as you want to oh, so no matter how much I enjoyed her company or how freaky we get together I can only see her occasionally...shit, even less than that

Rarely. The last time I fucked her was Thanksgiving 2019. She was laid off and I bought a Turkey for her and her family

We fucked

I felt like Cutty from Dead Presidents



If that man knew his wife invited her fuck buddy over to the house he lives in he'd lose his shit

See ya later, Santa Claus

She goes back to work on Friday and we are gonna set up another meet and greet

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

If that man knew his wife invited her fuck buddy over to the house he lives in he'd lose his shit

Why do women do this?

Aye mayne...you caint be kissin her, mayne. She be swallowing up her husband too mayne.

You be second hand ball slobbin, mayne.