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Bitch in the bed w me tonight just farted and woke herself up and tried to play it off

sammyjax

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Man look lol

I been knocking this mf off for a minute but we ain't like that. Only one bih poot around me, my lady, and when she do it I love it cause I'm nasty fuck y'all.

This mf pap papped and woke herself up and tried to play the shit off and it's fucking hilarious. I just beat her half to death and I'm off shrooms so I'm not sleep yet. Mf I heard you. Lmao

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sammyjax said:
Man look lol

I been knocking this mf off for a minute but we ain't like that. Only one bih poot around me, my lady, and when she do it I love it cause I'm nasty fuck y'all.

This mf pap papped and woke herself up and tried to play the shit off and it's fucking hilarious. I just beat her half to death and I'm off shrooms so I'm not sleep yet. Mf I heard you. Lmao

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dem shrooms make you pute.. brah
 
KINGSAPIO

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This bih I was dating tried to silent fart, end up sounding loud. She immediately looked back and realized I was there. The funny shit is that she tried to make me think, she was making musical sound effects w/ her hand beating on my kitchen table.

"Nah Bih, I heard it all AND i didn't see your hands moving before the sound. You're caught, AND you're NASTY!"

I don't like disrespectful farts where one don't care who's around. I also don't like my women who don't fart in the bathroom. At least be discreet about it.​
 
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NYCVIDMASTER said:
This bih I was dating tried to silent fart, end up sounding loud. She immediately looked back and realized I was there. The funny shit is that she tried to make me think, she was making musical sound effects w/ her hand beating on my kitchen table.

"Nah Bih, I heard it all AND i didn't see your hands moving before the sound. You're caught, AND you're NASTY!"

I don't like disrespectful farts where one don't care who's around. I also don't like my women who don't fart in the bathroom. At least be discreet about it.​
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I'ma just say this

A super bad bih fart around me and as long as it don't stank ought to be damned, I'ma find it funny and maybe eem cute.

A 6 ain't even gon make it up in here but just say if a 6 fart the same fart around me that the 10 did, i'ma cuss that bitch out and make her get somewhere.

Life is not fair butt I didn't make the rules.
 
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sammyjax said:
I'ma just say this

A super bad bih fart around me and as long as it don't stank ought to be damned, I'ma find it funny and maybe eem cute.

A 6 ain't even gon make it up in here but just say if a 6 fart the same fart around me that the 10 did, i'ma cuss that bitch out and make her get somewhere.

Life is not fair butt I didn't make the rules.
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What if Lizzo were to........ Errr never mind, let me take my ass back to bed.
 
husband73

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Just last weekend went back home solo( for a wedding) .hit off chic I knew back in the days( pretty thick AF wit 38 double G’s.. yes Double G’s) I was eating tha pussy( better than Keith Murray style) eating pussy with the 2-3 fingers action wit the C’mere king fu grip rubbing the texture of the G spot. Then the bitch Scrrrrowwwled and came busted The squirt in my face ..damn near chun Li multiple kicks to my face trying to get away. Then… I see… some …some… brown liquid drip-lets on these White cocaine sheets.!! I looked..n said to myself ( I know GOTDAMN WELL SHE..) shorty then scooted back in tha spot( trying to hide it) at this time I didn’t feel like fuckin.. so shorty sucked my dick I busted all n her face -told her to come back tomorrow morning so we can fuck. After she left.. I had to clean it up cause I be Damned if Hotel thought I DID THAT MESS!!!
 
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Heavenlywings77 said:
Oh that's nothing, my bitch has no asshole
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sammyjax

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husband73 said:
Just last weekend went back home solo( for a wedding) .hit off chic I knew back in the days( pretty thick AF wit 38 double G’s.. yes Double G’s) I was eating tha pussy( better than Keith Murray style) eating pussy with the 2-3 fingers action wit the C’mere king fu grip rubbing the texture of the G spot. Then the bitch Scrrrrowwwled and came busted The squirt in my face ..damn near chun Li multiple kicks to my face trying to get away. Then… I see… some …some… brown liquid drip-lets on these White cocaine sheets.!! I looked..n said to myself ( I know GOTDAMN WELL SHE..) shorty then scooted back in tha spot( trying to hide it) at this time I didn’t feel like fuckin.. so shorty sucked my dick I busted all n her face -told her to come back tomorrow morning so we can fuck. After she left.. I had to clean it up cause I be Damned if Hotel thought I DID THAT MESS!!!
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Man HELL naw

Lmfaaaaaao
 
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husband73 said:
Just last weekend went back home solo( for a wedding) .hit off chic I knew back in the days( pretty thick AF wit 38 double G’s.. yes Double G’s) I was eating tha pussy( better than Keith Murray style) eating pussy with the 2-3 fingers action wit the C’mere king fu grip rubbing the texture of the G spot. Then the bitch Scrrrrowwwled and came busted The squirt in my face ..damn near chun Li multiple kicks to my face trying to get away. Then… I see… some …some… brown liquid drip-lets on these White cocaine sheets.!! I looked..n said to myself ( I know GOTDAMN WELL SHE..) shorty then scooted back in tha spot( trying to hide it) at this time I didn’t feel like fuckin.. so shorty sucked my dick I busted all n her face -told her to come back tomorrow morning so we can fuck. After she left.. I had to clean it up cause I be Damned if Hotel thought I DID THAT MESS!!!
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so…the broad came, pissed & shat in your face ?
 
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, she accidentally lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said:"So sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
 
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furlough said:
so…the broad came, pissed & shat in your face ?
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Nah came, squirted/piss-/ then came again (after shock kicked.. then scooted up..then I saw the Shart) remember sucking on clit forehead pressed on her abdomen.. 2fingers vigorously in out the pussy- like Ramming
 
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I tell her check straight the fuck out I don't have many rules, but I don't deal with periods or farting around me.

If you on your cycle just tell me when it starts and when it ends. And don't fart around me. That's not cool or cute. I don't like it
 

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