BGOL Member Blesses The World With His Knowledge ESPN-Style

[A to Dah K]

Turned that shit off after the top 2

 

[850credit]

She collaborated with all the greats


To put this out there for perpetuity...

This is what your legacy will be?

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Smh he got a post about opposite “performers”

This nigga was born in 1999 wit that list

 

[Costanza]

@Akata King is doing videos now?

There was a thread a while back where dude was giving scouting reports on male porn stars grading their performances and shit. Wonder if this the same person

Vaiz4hustlaz

Wow, I didn't get xxxbishop's reference at first...

 

[Lexx Diamond]

This mofo said. Who she faced in her prime. I'm out

Dude is a meat gazer and meat grader.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

The first is he name drops and marvels at the male performers more than the females he names. It's more of a list of the male performers he most admires

Without even clicking the video i presume Brian Pumper was mentioned..if so then that mofo has to be King Grownman using a alias

 

[mcguyver]

Dude is a meat gazer and meat grader.

Which bgol member though?

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Which bgol member though?

The kind that asks other men if they are into dick soaking or the kind that is so proud of their gay friend for coming out that they made a thread about it on BGOL ?

 

[tonydons2]

He certainly has a type

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

Bwa ha ha!!!

I've never seen a cornball pic!

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

The kind that asks other men if they are into dick soaking or the kind that is so proud of their gay friend for coming out that they made a thread about it on BGOL ?

Who is this?

 

[kidmegaii]

ESPN's lead meat analyst.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

ESPN's lead meat analyst.

Meatologist

 

[Costanza]

What’s funny is that the response on Twitter doesn’t touch on his evaluation methodology at all. Nor does the Reddit thread. At least I saw none in either place yesterday.

 

[woodchuck]

Penis Purveyor.

 

[Deezz]

Penis Purveyor.

 

[Deezz]

 

[kidmegaii]

Meatologist

Cockologist.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Cockologist.

Meatorist; Master of analyzing the physics of meat in motion.

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

ESPN's lead meat analyst.

Meatologist

Penis Purveyor.

Cockologist.

I think that position has already been filled

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

Meatorist; Master of analyzing the physics of meat in motion.

He's a Meat-e-orologist

He gives 5 day forcasts predicting male porn performers exact erection duration and time of ejaculation

 

[woodchuck]

Bullet's Boy.

 

[ny1800]

Without even clicking the video i presume Brian Pumper was mentioned..if so then that mofo has to be King Grownman using a alias

I haven't heard that name in years.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

He made a update

 

[Darkness's]

Smh hes doing to much. Keep it simple. A tribute will do

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Smh I just realized who was the OP

He definitely made this video

 

[yureeka9]

Is this muthafucka really in his robe running down porn performances using a bitch's reaction to another nigga's dick as the metric????

 

[tallblacknyc]

lol I was waiting for this

 

[tallblacknyc]

The funny thing is this guy could get a YouTube channel and get mad views doing these reviews cause people would watch to laugh at him… dude could actually get traction in the industry and have chicks actually showing up to his crib to have interviews.. ole boy could make money off this, but he probably wont

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

Do people really debate this type of thing? Wow!

There is an archive. There are archives. The man is a scholar. I think he has a doctorate degree.

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

The funny thing is this guy could get a YouTube channel and get mad views doing these reviews cause people would watch to laugh at him… dude could actually get traction in the industry and have chicks actually showing up to his crib to have interviews.. ole boy could make money off this, but he probably wont

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen online. Sans the repetition, this is technically hip-hop. It has a depth of history that exceeds anything I've ever witnessed before. And it's technically “clean”. The Literary Devices used is through the charts.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Smh I just realized who was the OP

He definitely made this video

 

[shaddyvillethug]

The funny thing is this guy could get a YouTube channel and get mad views doing these reviews cause people would watch to laugh at him… dude could actually get traction in the industry and have chicks actually showing up to his crib to have interviews.. ole boy could make money off this, but he probably wont

I like the way u think

He can do play by play for the new scenes and give critiques

He’s already on BGOL from X, that means he’s on other sites being made fun of as well.

He can call it Robe n Reviews

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Oh and he’s definitely a Gen X’r

 

[shaddyvillethug]

The OP is a mod on Reddit under the nsfw section.

Not gonna say which forum he mods but it’s not BGOL approved.