BGOL Dilemma: The Red Light

[playahaitian]

Your are currently separated from your wife but your working things out and it looks like everything should be good very soon.

You took the day off to spend the day with your son.

Big Breakfast at his favorite diner, zoo, park and big lunch and he is out like a light

For some reason everything was almost empty...

Walking home to drop him off your carrying him over your shoulder, bags in hand.

You can hear a song blaring down the block, but cant tell where it is coming from (neighborhoods usually quiet)...

You miss the light and decide to wait.

Stopping at the light (which is ALWAYS too long) a convertible pulls and stops...

Its a beautiful car and there are two cute white girls in it.

They are singing "CAKE" and laughing and giggling and look over at you and say "HI"...

You nod politely in recognition...

The smile look at each other and begin to serenade you with the song...

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You try to ignore them but you can't help but smile and laugh...

Then they start to kiss...

The cars behind angrily go around...

The girl in the passenger's seat says..

"Hey can we give you a lift ?"

WHAT DO YOU DO ?!?!?!?​

* based on a true story

 

[playahaitian]

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[Dark19]

Couldn't Do It If I Have the Kid With Me....#i do my Indiana Jones shit solo

 

[playahaitian]

Couldn't Do It If I Have the Kid With Me....#i do my Indiana Jones shit solo

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he IS asleep

 

[Dark19]

..


he IS asleep

I Thought About That...Now If the Chix Are at My Spot and My Kid is Asleep in His/Her Room....Its Goin Down...We All Been There Done That

 

[playahaitian]

I Thought About That...Now If the Chix Are at My Spot and My Kid is Asleep in His/Her Room....Its Goin Down...We All Been There Done That

remember you gonna DROP HIM OFF...

In THEORY they COULD just wait downstairs...

 

[Dark19]

remember you gonna DROP HIM OFF...

In THEORY they COULD just wait downstairs...

Oh Now if They Down to Wait and Let Me Complete the Transaction....I'll be Well on My Way to Giving These Broads Mixed Babies in No Time Got Dammit

 

[playahaitian]

Oh Now if They Down to Wait and Let Me Complete the Transaction....I'll be Well on My Way to Giving These Broads Mixed Babies in No Time Got Dammit

At your girl's house though...

 

[Dark19]

At your girl's house though...

Oh.....Well Nevamind....Dats Not Gone Work Out the Way I Want It to ...Although I Did Pull a Caper One Time Close to These Parameters...But I Can't Talk Bout Dat Just Yet....#damn statute of limitations

 

[playahaitian]

Oh.....Well Nevamind....Dats Not Gone Work Out the Way I Want It to ...Although I Did Pull a Caper One Time Close to These Parameters...But I Can't Talk Bout Dat Just Yet....#damn statute of limitations

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[nawlinsn931]

hey white bitches follow me

 

[playahaitian]

hey white bitches follow me

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[Dark19]

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[DiGeneral]

I'd take into consideration that the Wife and I were on the verge of repairing our relationship, and keep it moving. In the back of my mind, I would be playing out all the things those CAC chicks and I would be doing. What did Kenny Rodgers say in that song? Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away.......

 

[Gye78]

I was listening untill you said

..........and there are two cute white girls in it.

 

[tallblacknyc]

this isn't the 80's i have a cell phone..listen up u two i got to go drop my son at his grandma's house call u in 15 mins to meet up for the sexfest

 

[playahaitian]

I was listening untill you said

..........and there are two cute white girls in it.

but its a true story fam

WHAT YOU GONNA DO???

 

[playahaitian]

this isn't the 80's i have a cell phone..listen up u two i got to go drop my son at his grandma's house call u in 15 mins to meet up for the sexfest

he asleep and you can't reach your phone.

 

[LSN]

based on a true story? you need to share more details brother

 

[playahaitian]

based on a true story? you need to share more details brother

i actually posted it I gotta find it...

 

[dHustla]

At first thought... Nawl, can't do it with youngin' on my shoulder.

But second thought.... "Sure you can give me a ride.. if you don't mind. I'm just headed to drop him off at his mother's house an..."

I jump in the backseat w/ lil man still sleep.

On the ride over, I ask what they were getting into tonight... surveying options under the guise of small talk

When we pull up to my ex's spot, I tell 'em to pull somewhere that the ex won't be able to see, park out of sight. I ask if they mind waiting about 6 minutes while I run him in and lay him down...

*sidenote: I usually find that white chicks, or white people in general, party different as hell. These hoes might be meth heads, coke heads, speedballers, anything... and I'm all in dey world.*

Cautiously try to fuck both

 

[playahaitian]

I completely forgot about this...

truly based on a true story family

 

[playahaitian]

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[playahaitian]

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[playahaitian]

 

[playahaitian]

throwback

 

[jack walsh13]

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hey white bitches follow me

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