Beware the dreaded "MySpace Angles"... [article + pix]

clayizaiken · Feb 9, 2008

interesting read:
http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/

shanebp1978 · Feb 9, 2008

Yeah, seen this one, pretty funny shit what people try to get away with.

Sad too.

RoadRage · Feb 9, 2008

Thats why I don't fuck with them online bitches,
and if I did, she better have a web cam so I can see all of her!

Zeldar · Feb 9, 2008

I am always weary when a chick only has head shots of themselves. Or the opposite where they have pics where they are always 10 feet from the camera and you can't really see their faces. Or the ones with tiny pics. That eliminates 90% of the field. :rolleyes:

Da Brown Hornet · Feb 9, 2008

alexw · Feb 9, 2008

this is hilarious

Jiggaa · Feb 9, 2008

yeah, not surprising. i actualy know some not-so-hot chicks that use the same tricks including the kissyface thing to hide how fat their face looks

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LennyNero1972 · Feb 9, 2008

Easy, meet women the old fashioned way, live and direct. :lol:

Self 1 · Feb 9, 2008

RoadRage said:
Thats why I don't fuck with them online bitches,
and if I did, she better have a web cam so I can see all of her!

Yep

TruDat · Feb 9, 2008

alexw said:
this is hilarious

shyt i agree

m2m · Feb 9, 2008

Caveat emptor

xstudg · Feb 9, 2008

This shit been going as soon as the net became a hook up spot.

mathtest · Feb 9, 2008

Jiggaa said:
yeah, not surprising. i actualy know some not-so-hot chicks that use the same tricks including the kissyface thing to hide how fat their face looks .

i know and can give ya myspace links 2 chicks who actually do this shit, and that kissy face thing is the most ommon used by these monsters

ClevelandDawg216 · Feb 9, 2008

nyeleman · Feb 9, 2008

how did she go from this

to this

the pics with the huge glasses from the side are really popular with wilderbeast looking women

jblaque · Feb 9, 2008

Nok17 · Feb 9, 2008

Yep - step up your awareness

Fat girl angle shot

A photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons etc. The most overt symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear makeup, etc. However, you also have to take special precautions to hide your fat.

* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

* Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

* ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

* Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures

* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!