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Aww fack!

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Yo Sean, good luck with that son!!!



EAST COAST!!!



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Damn....I hate when that happens:angry:

Especially when I'm vegetating on the couch Al Bundy like
 
Sonofabish!!! :angry:

I bumped my knee on the fucking coffee table while reaching for the remote.

Gawdamnit! Fackin cawk sucker fish!!!

Fack!!!!!

:angry::angry::angry:
 
Ol' now I'm taking all the shitted out numbers and trying to form my own remote control like voltron but it aint workin' cuz my bionic belly melted the rubber of the buttons so now the number 8 looks like a 3 and I'm confused lookin' ass
 
LoneStar29 said:
Ol' now I'm taking all the shitted out numbers and trying to form my own remote control like voltron but it aint workin' cuz my bionic belly melted the rubber of the buttons so now the number 8 looks like a 3 and I'm confused lookin' ass
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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:


I"M DYIN'
 
LoneStar29 said:
Ol' I baked my remote into my lazagna and now I'm shitting out the numbers 2, 5, and 7 lookin' ass
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LoneStar29 said:
Ol' now I'm taking all the shitted out numbers and trying to form my own remote control like voltron but it aint workin' cuz my bionic belly melted the rubber of the buttons so now the number 8 looks like a 3 and I'm confused lookin' ass
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:lol::lol:

'Ol I can't understand why Sean so confused but then I tried to charge my cell phone with a match stick and it didn't work so I put some soil in my bra cups and plant a spaghetti tree so that when it grows ima climb to the top and hold my cell phone up to the sky so Jesus can charge it with his flash light lookin' ass.
 
'Ol walking into Barne's and Noble asking for directions to a book store these aint the droids you're looking for move along lookin ass ...
 
sean69 said:
:lol::lol:

'Ol I can't understand why Sean so confused but then I tried to charge my cell phone with a match stick and it didn't work so I put some soil in my bra cups and plant a spaghetti tree so that when it grows ima climb to the top and hold my cell phone up to the sky so Jesus can charge it with his flash light lookin' ass.
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:roflmao::hmm:


Ol' I'll still mess with a biiiig girrrrl/ the you aint thiiiick girrrrrrl/ I'll still hiiiit girrrrl cuz they bake the best lazagnas so I prostitute myself for some pasta with cheese by fuckin' her where's my dick hocus pocus here it is I put it in her belly button by mistake lookin' ass
 
Ol' I bought a 2 for 1 special deal on pussy during the final red light district sale in Amsterdam and now I'm confused about why I have warts on my dick lookin' ass
 
LoneStar29 said:
:roflmao::hmm:


Ol' I'll still mess with a biiiig girrrrl/ the you aint thiiiick girrrrrrl/ I'll still hiiiit girrrrl cuz they bake the best lazagnas so I prostitute myself for some pasta with cheese by fuckin' her where's my dick hocus pocus here it is I put it in her belly button by mistake lookin' ass
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'Ol two-step shuffling Caribbean Queen Billy Ocean shoulder pad elbow patch corduroy sports jacket rockin' with a Karl Kani mock turtle-neck Solid Gold dancing talkin bout "how can I kill the Kracken?" Clash of the Titans Kalibos lookin ass
 
'Ol set-it-and-forget-it Velcro pussy cuz I'm waxing with post-it notes and expired apple sauce da fuck?! dis shit tastes funny Oh Shhnap! that wasn't Colgate Mint omg! standing there holding the empty tube of Preparation-H see what happens next lookin ass ...
 
sean69 said:
'Ol two-step shuffling Caribbean Queen Billy Ocean shoulder pad elbow patch corduroy sports jacket rockin' with a Karl Kani mock turtle-neck Solid Gold dancing talkin bout "how can I kill the Kracken?" Clash of the Titans Kalibos lookin ass
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Ol' MC Hammer flying parachute pants half a gold tooth sideways cameo with a red strip through the middle and a cut strip at the side every little step I take jiggin' 3 cuts in your eyebrows tryin' wile out lookin ass
 
LoneStar29 said:
Ol' MC Hammer flying parachute pants half a gold tooth sideways cameo with a red strip through the middle and a cut strip at the side every little step I take jiggin' 3 cuts in your eyebrows tryin' wile out lookin ass
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'Ol Matlock summarizing how shit went down slow motion replay gimmr a minute I gotta wedgy turnin' boy shorts to thongs I-95S stretch marks exit 17 to a bullet wound rest stop lookin' ass ...
 
sean69 said:
'Ol set-it-and-forget-it Velcro pussy cuz I'm waxing with post-it notes and expired apple sauce da fuck?! dis shit tastes funny Oh Shhnap! that wasn't Colgate Mint omg! standing there holding the empty tube of Preparation-H see what happens next lookin ass ...
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:eek::roflmao2::hmm:

Ol' it hurts when I pee what happened to my wee wee cryin' at the clinic but at least I got a discount on my car insurance bathing in bleach and Sunlight detergent to get the dirt off :dance: cuz it's only chlamydia when the test results come back how did I get catch it from my blow up doll she's cheating on me I shoulda got the White one instead lookin' ass
 
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FUCK SALT!!!

BOB SAGET!!!

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sean69 said:
'Ol Matlock summarizing how shit went down slow motion replay gimmr a minute I gotta wedgy turnin' boy shorts to thongs I-95S stretch marks exit 17 to a bullet wound rest stop lookin' ass ...
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Ol' Murder She Wrote typewriter eating gorilla butt gut tennis skirt balls tuck grey pouponin' 2 litre tongue waxed armpit wife beater top Officer I swear I didn't know she was 15 lookin' ass
 

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