The most laughable things I've heard in my life.


I am on the phone with this broad am trying to holla at and the conversation takes turns here and there. I was telling her how I love to eat pussy{yes I do}Good, clean no funky Pussy as such.
She tells me about an ex boyfriend who refuse to eat her out because he claims he'd have CANCERif he eats pussy. in otherwords pussy eating causes cancer
that's outrageous and sound ignorant to me.
By me hearing this, what are some excuses and or outrageous ones you've heard out there?




I am on the phone with this broad am trying to holla at and the conversation takes turns here and there. I was telling her how I love to eat pussy{yes I do}Good, clean no funky Pussy as such.
She tells me about an ex boyfriend who refuse to eat her out because he claims he'd have CANCERif he eats pussy. in otherwords pussy eating causes cancer

that's outrageous and sound ignorant to me.By me hearing this, what are some excuses and or outrageous ones you've heard out there?



Cheap ass freaks *smh*
But, I wonder has anyone on here used a dental dam? It seems like you'd be eating plastic & saliva.
But there have been a few times when I wished I had something like that. When I see a REALLY FINE, Hot female, and she got a bangin ass body, one of the first things I think is I'd like to taste the punani. Once this strippa told me if I wanted to eat her, she had a dental dam. I was like