One of the coolest girls I hooked up with had the Arby's roast beef lips real bad. It was a shame too because she was chill as hell. We would hang out and talk shit and laugh all night long over stupid shit. Not to mention, she was a freak in bed with high sexual energy.
But she had a bad case of the beef tips. And one lip was extra longer than the other. Fingering her felt like I was sticking my hand in a bucket of wet lasagna noodles.
ETA: To give you all an idea of how hers was, she once told me she did not wear thong bikinis. She only wore thong panties if she trying to be sexy for her man because they were coming off anyway. But she told me that is she wore a thong at the beach she run the risk of a lip hanging out the side after she comes out of the water or from walking around too much. So now she only wears full bottom bathing suits.
We stayed hella good friends for a minute but them we lost touch after a death in her family. I still feel like we would be the best of friends to this day if we had not lost touch.