Re: Bomb Found On Air Force One!!!!!!!
c'mon bro its april fools day!
False news reports can get you in big trouble dude!
c'mon bro its april fools day!
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Re: Bomb Found On Air Force One!!!!!!!
there is a bunch of wanna be secret service or FOI ass niggaz in here that cant take a joke!!
c'mon bro its april fools day!
there is a bunch of wanna be secret service or FOI ass niggaz in here that cant take a joke!!
Re: Bomb Found On Air Force One!!!!!!!
Nigga when i catch your bitch ass.....i dont give a fuck what day it is this shit aint funny.
Nigga when i catch your bitch ass.....i dont give a fuck what day it is this shit aint funny.
If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
SOURCE: http://www.cnn.com/wolverine-bootleg-conficker-virus.html
(CNN) -- Computer experts waited early Wednesday to see what impact -- if any -- the worm known as Conficker.c will have on the world's computers.
"As long as you've patched or at least brought your antivirus software up to speed, you should be fine," said Chris Pirillo, a tech expert for CNN.com.
And there are plenty of anti-virus software packages available.
"I believe just about everybody out there," Pirillo said, "has a removal tool."
Still, the worm can wreak havoc, he said.
Unlike viruses, worms self propagate, spreading by networks. "Once it's out there, it's very difficult to stop," Pirillo said.
He predicted that "the worst possible outcome" would be that some computers would run "suboptimally," as network traffic becomes clogged.
"Dumb fucks on BGOL who are still reading this just realized they've been April Fooled", says Dallas Bueller.
SOURCE: http://www.cnn.com/wolverine-bootleg-conficker-virus.html
(CNN) -- Computer experts waited early Wednesday to see what impact -- if any -- the worm known as Conficker.c will have on the world's computers.
"As long as you've patched or at least brought your antivirus software up to speed, you should be fine," said Chris Pirillo, a tech expert for CNN.com.
And there are plenty of anti-virus software packages available.
"I believe just about everybody out there," Pirillo said, "has a removal tool."
Still, the worm can wreak havoc, he said.
Unlike viruses, worms self propagate, spreading by networks. "Once it's out there, it's very difficult to stop," Pirillo said.
He predicted that "the worst possible outcome" would be that some computers would run "suboptimally," as network traffic becomes clogged.
"Dumb fucks on BGOL who are still reading this just realized they've been April Fooled", says Dallas Bueller.
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
this is how you do an aprils fools thread
this is how you do an aprils fools thread
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Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
Re: Jordan Got Some White Bitch Preggo!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THIS NIGGAS HAIR LINE HE GOT THE TOP OF THE KEY SHAPE UP
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
i only came in here to tell you i never heard of a virus being on a video file. If that was the case we all been affected by the porn we downloaded. But good joke better than the asshole who did Aprils fool joke on March 31st
i only came in here to tell you i never heard of a virus being on a video file. If that was the case we all been affected by the porn we downloaded. But good joke better than the asshole who did Aprils fool joke on March 31st
Re: **NEW RICK ROSS!! Deeper Than Rap** come get it!!!
That makes the third bad TAWSE
"GLAWSE"
Re: Jordan Got Some White Bitch Preggo!!!!!!!!
you got me.
you got me.
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
This is the ONLY good April Fool's joke I've seen on the board.
I'm not logging back in until April 2. Nigs were damn near posting tranny porn last year.
This is the ONLY good April Fool's joke I've seen on the board.
I'm not logging back in until April 2. Nigs were damn near posting tranny porn last year.
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
where the fuck u been bruh?
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
C/S
C/S
Re: OH SHIT, Terminator: Salvation (2009) DVDScr "LEAKS"!
That is one UGLY BITCH!!!
That is one UGLY BITCH!!!
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
I knew this was bullshit cuz I've been watching that movie and I ain't got that virus. Who's got it anyway?
I knew this was bullshit cuz I've been watching that movie and I ain't got that virus. Who's got it anyway?
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
Re: If You D/L'ed That Wolverine link you are fucked!!!! Contains Conficker Virus!!!!
lol, only sites i download porn from are here, and http://www.zshareblog.com/ never had problems with either one
lol, only sites i download porn from are here, and http://www.zshareblog.com/ never had problems with either one
Re: London Financial District Ablaze
Conficker aint no fuckin joke....on the real.
Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In
Reports are trickling in about the impact from the Conficker worm, as infected systems passed zero hour at midnight and began downloading additional malicious components.
Here's a quick roundup of some of the more notable incidents caused by Conficker so far, according to published reports:
- A nuclear missile installation near Elmendorf Air force Base outside of Anchorage, Alaska briefly went on a full-scale military alert after technicians manning the bunker suspected that several of their control systems were infected with Conficker.
According to wire reports, the remote facility temporarily moved to Defense Condition (Defcon) 3 in the pre-dawn hours, but quickly backed down from that posture. An airman at the installation who asked not to be identified blamed the mishap on "way too much caffeine" consumed by occupants inside the secluded underground control room. The airman said the facility's lead engineer became agitated and inconsolable after watching an Internet broadcast of Sunday night's hard-hitting 60 Minutes expose' on the Conficker worm entitled, "The Internet is Infected."
- In Iceland, Conficker brought a brief thaw to the long economic winter that began last year with the government's inexorable slide into bankruptcy. According to local news reports, shortly after midnight local time, an ATM in the capital city of Reykjavik began spewing 100-Krona notes. Banking officials there reportedly said the Microsoft Windows-based based bank system began disbursing the bills after a local prankster crammed an infected USB stick into the maw of the teller machine.
- Londoners woke up to find the iconic clock tower Big Ben stopped at precisely one minute till midnight. The British tabloids blared that the giant timepiece had been felled by the Conficker worm. But security officials reasoned that the beloved landmark -- legendary for its reliability -- would have stopped exactly one minute later had the expected 12:00 a.m. updates to Conficker actually been the culprit. Several members of Parliament are now calling for a full investigation into the incident.
- In Waukesha, Wis., Leroy "Mac" MacElrie, 64, turned himself in to local police, claiming he was the author of the original Conficker worm, and that all of the subsequent versions were mere copycats. According to charging documents, MacElrie said he wrote the worm to get back at Microsoft founder Bill Gates for "not stopping spam by 2008 like he said he would." The man was released on his own recognizance, but several hours later a local television station captured footage of the man standing on a nearby street corner repeatedly shouting "I'm the conficker!"
Read on after the jump for more Conficker madness.
In case you haven't guessed it yet, APRIL FOOLS!!! Seriously, if we get any real news about outages, deaths, or disruptions actually caused by Conficker today, you will read it here first.
Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In
Reports are trickling in about the impact from the Conficker worm, as infected systems passed zero hour at midnight and began downloading additional malicious components.
Here's a quick roundup of some of the more notable incidents caused by Conficker so far, according to published reports:
- A nuclear missile installation near Elmendorf Air force Base outside of Anchorage, Alaska briefly went on a full-scale military alert after technicians manning the bunker suspected that several of their control systems were infected with Conficker.
According to wire reports, the remote facility temporarily moved to Defense Condition (Defcon) 3 in the pre-dawn hours, but quickly backed down from that posture. An airman at the installation who asked not to be identified blamed the mishap on "way too much caffeine" consumed by occupants inside the secluded underground control room. The airman said the facility's lead engineer became agitated and inconsolable after watching an Internet broadcast of Sunday night's hard-hitting 60 Minutes expose' on the Conficker worm entitled, "The Internet is Infected."
- In Iceland, Conficker brought a brief thaw to the long economic winter that began last year with the government's inexorable slide into bankruptcy. According to local news reports, shortly after midnight local time, an ATM in the capital city of Reykjavik began spewing 100-Krona notes. Banking officials there reportedly said the Microsoft Windows-based based bank system began disbursing the bills after a local prankster crammed an infected USB stick into the maw of the teller machine.
- Londoners woke up to find the iconic clock tower Big Ben stopped at precisely one minute till midnight. The British tabloids blared that the giant timepiece had been felled by the Conficker worm. But security officials reasoned that the beloved landmark -- legendary for its reliability -- would have stopped exactly one minute later had the expected 12:00 a.m. updates to Conficker actually been the culprit. Several members of Parliament are now calling for a full investigation into the incident.
- In Waukesha, Wis., Leroy "Mac" MacElrie, 64, turned himself in to local police, claiming he was the author of the original Conficker worm, and that all of the subsequent versions were mere copycats. According to charging documents, MacElrie said he wrote the worm to get back at Microsoft founder Bill Gates for "not stopping spam by 2008 like he said he would." The man was released on his own recognizance, but several hours later a local television station captured footage of the man standing on a nearby street corner repeatedly shouting "I'm the conficker!"
Read on after the jump for more Conficker madness.
In case you haven't guessed it yet, APRIL FOOLS!!! Seriously, if we get any real news about outages, deaths, or disruptions actually caused by Conficker today, you will read it here first.
Re: Jordan Got Some White Bitch Preggo!!!!!!!!
damn nigga you got me too. I was actually getting happy for that nigga I was thinkin mike was gon finally have a baby that was actually his!!!
damn nigga you got me too. I was actually getting happy for that nigga I was thinkin mike was gon finally have a baby that was actually his!!!
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