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Anybody Ever Hit You With TMI?

4 Dimensional said:
Nice.

Those type of black women are very interesting.

I find I connect with those types better than most, but they can have the blood drinking shit. Outside of that, I rock with them pretty well.

I bet you she was into BDSM. You probably would have had permission to beat her ass.
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the crazy shit is, they are ususally very informative and extremely aware of whats going on in the world..

moreso than yo average female..... great conversationist.. I could talk to them all day sober..

but at night time while Im buzzin fuuuck that

I aint tryin wake up wondering why blood is drippin from my neck....

bitch knew how to navigate through the dark web she said she had to because thats the only place she could find candles that are not cursed

she said every time you buy a candle or red meat its been tainted in a ritual..and folks should be careful when they are buying things, especially things they are puttin in their body..

she said a lot of interesting shit, but the paranoia from the weed started kickin in..

I was thinkin if the house party was really a set up to have me as a human sacrifice thats when I started plannin my escape..

lol
 
2 ONE 3 said:
Too much information...


I remember back a few years I would smoke with this nigga named Jabbs and his 2 sisters. They had moved over into the area from Compton and were active bloods. Herb was the main thing we had in common so we would chop it up and smoke from time to time.

One day, this nigga Jabbs gets way too comfortable, telling me about the work he put in and one summer he said he was literally shot at every day until his pops moved them. As we are smoking, this nigga tells me he's got bodies....I try to play it off and just keep the session going, but then the nigga started to go into detail about how he got away with the shit :smh:

Told me he had 3 bodies, and said that when cats are living that lifestyle, they want their enemies to see their face as the last thing they see on this earth...Told me he had nightmares about every one of them, and said that "you want to have those nightmares" :smh:

Fast forward to this past Wed, I asked one of our mutual peoples what ever happened to him. She was like "Jabbs...:hmm: man that nigga is dead, he got shot and killed in Vegas a few years back"

Shit was surprising but not really considering how he went about shit. Last time I saw cuz he was on the 10 freeway headed East looking sad while his bitch was whippin the bucket.


Oh well, get it how you live....Any of the fam ever have this shit happen with the TMI
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I talk sometimes about when my lil brother was on the run, but just over that period talking with him about the work he'd put in. And the details of what had him on the run. I'm droppin him off 1 night he like "look bro" pointing at his air max 95. I'm like "what i'm pose to be seeing?" He like "that's blood from when the shit happened." Made him go in and bag them bitches up. Threw em in a random person's garbage can that same night b4 i pulled up at my chicks house. Ended up giving him a pair of nikes I'd just copped from the outlet mall that i planned on being my hoop shoes.

I was seriously planning on writing a book on this niggaz stories cuz i just knew once he got picked up he was get life. But he had a mean ass lawyer and ended up doing time served which was about a year.
 
tallblacknyc said:
people say I look very approachable so they get comfortable with telling me things
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I too, have this curse. I've had people tell me the craziest shit in my lifetime. Had one girl tell me that her and her younger brother (by 1 year) fucked on the regular. One of my closest friends from high school once told me that her sometimes let her dog lick her pussy. We were in the 10th grade when she told me this.
 
I had just finished smashing this girl for the second time. We were laying in bed and she proceeded to tell me how she was kidnapped for days and raped by one of her teachers. I'm always happy to help people out with their problems but that was kind of a wrong place wrong time situation.
 
tallblacknyc said:
I live in nyc

I know people from all walks of life

people say I look very approachable so they get comfortable with telling me things

I'm in the adult entertainment bias

juss off those things alone you should know I've heard tons of tmi
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Give us something bro
 
Dr. Truth said:
Oh man these hoes be wild now. Bitches beg to lick my ass. Asking me to get on my back and lift up or bend over . I decline every time. They also try to slide a finger in the ass while getting pounded in missionary.
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Bitches know who to pull these type shenanigans with.

Never in life has a woman attempted to put a finger near me or asked me to lift my legs up.
 
yo I got so many fuckin crazy stories of the folks I met in my damn near fifty years in new york....

get a load this shit....

there was this brother from south america... who used to deliver supplies where I worked...

one time I was on my way outside to finish off half a blunt I was smokin earlier...
not realizing I was stinkin up the whole floor, homie said in what sounded like a guayanese accent...

ay brudda where can I get a lil puff... he knew where I was headed...

I just nodded and he followwed me to go knock off the blunt..

we ge to talkin and he said bruddah, I have to talk to somebody..

He goes on to tell me how he needs money because he has two babies on the way from two different baby mamas...

trust me... follow along I aint even get to the crazy shit yet...

dude was like he was hitting up this local newspaper, which listed side jobs in the brooklyn-queens area...

he needed tax free money fast, since he was still not quite legally in this country..

he seen an ad that said part time work for three days, 1000 dollars guaranteed...

but he had to go through a phone interview first.. he said he was nervous as fuck because he KNEW they were gonna ask him if he was legal and

he would be told to kick rocks after that..

so he calls the number listed and before the other person pickin up the phone says anything

he is like.. Im tellin you straight up, Im not a hundred percent legal in this countr..

he said before he could finish saying country... the dude was giving him the address to a warehouse very close to howard beach area..

he was like coooll I know that area its nice, so the money gotta be good..

the dude on the phone told him what to do and what kind of knock to give when he arrives at the warehouse gate..

ok here is where its gets good bruh...

he arrives to the warehouse do as instructed.. gate opens up,

and ten armed dudes are standing there..

two of the guys with guns pointed directly at him,

they asked if he was armed.. while they frisked him...

they told him to relax and said if he finishs the job, he has nothing to worry about..

they took him to a room with three other spanish looking guys there, and all the guys were

drum roll please..

chopping up bodies with machetes he said it was fuckin piles of bodies, some look recent some look rotted but they were all cold like they were just thawed out..

there job was to chop up the bodies and run them through a meat grinder and package it like regular meat..

he said they made sure to say they werent going to sell the meat for human consumption but were going

to move it to a place they could feed it to animals..but he said they sure told them to weigh it and label it like they were sellin it for human consumption..

they told him that they are not leaving the room till all bodies are packaged right and they are finished and if they dont finish by a certain time there will be problems..

he said when they finshed they gave them 1500 for finishing before time

and told them congratulations you guys are now

part of our little murder club....

I was tryin to act nonchalant like word damn thats wild..

but inside IM like whaaaa da fuck.. how I know they aint following you... bruh I gotta get back upstairs..

weed and paranoia aint no fuckin joke bruh..

LOL
 
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crazyace718 said:
Give us something bro
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Lol my Best friend had an old lady approach him at his job when he was a teenager to dinner for a bizzness opportunity... He goes to meet her... She buys him dinner... She than proceeds to tell him she's dying from some kind of illness and doesn't want it to be a painful death... She than.offers him 10,000 dollars to kill her... She said he looked nice and prob would kill her in a nice nonpainful way... She said if he's down she could give him the cash right away or if he's not don't worry he won't see her again... He didn't do it of course and declined the offer...old white lady prob in her 60s..he was 18... Juss think this story is close to 2 decades ago I've heard crazy 1s b4 and after..this is perfect example of what I mean of the crazy things I've been told
 
Amajorfucup said:
Bitches know who to pull these type shenanigans with.

Never in life has a woman attempted to put a finger near me or asked me to lift my legs up.
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That’s because you never messed with a hardcore foreign freak. That’s your fault not mine. I’m also extremely attractive which makes women do shit out of the norm like allow me to piss on them.
 
tallblacknyc said:
Lol my Best friend had an old lady approach him at his job when he was a teenager to dinner for a bizzness opportunity... He goes to meet her... She buys him dinner... She than proceeds to tell him she's dying from some kind of illness and doesn't want it to be a painful death... She than.offers him 10,000 dollars to kill her... She said he looked nice and prob would kill her in a nice nonpainful way... She said if he's down she could give him the cash right away or if he's not don't worry he won't see her again... He didn't do it of course and declined the offer...old white lady prob in her 60s..he was 18... Juss think this story is close to 2 decades ago I've heard crazy 1s b4 and after..this is perfect example of what I mean of the crazy things I've been told
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Yo there was this white guy from long island. Dude was a motivational speaker and his money was also tied in some other shit. Something went wrong and dude lost most of his money. He was broke and wouldn't be able to support his family.
He went to Harlem and gave a random black man an indecent proposal. He offered dude cash if he'd agree to stab him to death.
The stupid motherfucker took the money then stabbed dude to death. Predictably he got caught sentenced to 12 years for manslaughter. Dudes family didn't get the life insurance money and didn't bother showing up top the trial.

https://nypost.com/2014/10/20/harle...to-12-years-for-killing-motivational-speaker/
 
An old homie told me he was the father of his ex's (mutual friend) children after I busted his chops about how great she looked, having just ran into her a few days prior with her kids.

He had a stale face and was tense when I mentioned her and the kids, and I was ready to drop it, when he told me the whole sordid story. He was married for about 10 years and his ex's kids were under 5 years at the time. His wife is close to my situation; so him telling me all this shit was awkward as fuck.

He was telling me of wanting to be with the family, but shit is too fucked up. How leaving his wife won't necessarily mean he'll get to be apart of his kids lives. All this info over a fucking joke. I learned to not mention one's exes to the person them self, but instead clown them behind their backs with friends who will appreciate the fucking joke.
:fuckyousay:
 
djpolo said:
Hooked up wit a chick wanted to smash since HS. After we smashed were lying in the bed she was like on the next round would you like me to stick my finger in your ass while your smashing me. I looked at that bitch like.....



She was like I was just making sure bec, I said Imma stop you right there. I said Im not sure what these niggas in Houston B doing but naw bitch Im good
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I got categories of stories. But my response to this story is...

I was doing a photoshoot for an escort. Badd black chick from London. She asked me, "you like having a dildo up your bum while fucking?" in her sexy ass accent. I said "hell no". She said "oh come on, all you guys like it. It's not gay. Many of my clients in Europe, I'd say maybe 7 out of 10 men request it."

I said look babe move on to the next topic, I don't need to hear that shit.
 
peterlongshort said:
Cat told me his wife was shared with her homegirl’s husband as a birthday gift to the husband. This was before they got married, but still. I can’t erase that shit from my mind at all. And I see them all of the time.:smh:
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Dude was giving you a hint, he was about to show you his Cuckold Membership Card.
 
A female friend once told me how she was supplementing her income by telling dudes she was pregnant after fucking with them. She'll hit them for $250-$300+ for an "abortion". She said most of the dudes were married or had girlfriends so they usually paid up and would avoid her afterwards. Bitch said she was on her 11th "abortion" and it was only July. She said she had been doing it since she was 19, and she was about 25 at the time.

Fucked up thing is, I knew a few niggas that fucked with her. None of them mentioned the abortion shit; so I didn't think it was worth to share her story. But one dude was definitely married and got real "devoted" after fucking with the bitch so :dunno:....
 
KA$H said:
A female friend once told me how she was supplementing her income by telling dudes she was pregnant after fucking with them. She'll hit them for $250-$300+ for an "abortion". She said most of the dudes were married or had girlfriends so they usually paid up and would avoid her afterwards. Bitch said she was on her 11th "abortion" and it was only July. She said she had been doing it since she was 19, and she was about 25 at the time.

Fucked up thing is, I knew a few niggas that fucked with her. None of them mentioned the abortion shit; so I didn't think it was worth to share her story. But one dude was definitely married and got real "devoted" after fucking with the bitch so :dunno:....
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Being you in Brooklyn, was she a hairdresser? On Church by Flatbush? Cause I knew one like that. My boy she got and tried it with me, but I never messed with her. But we were about to hit them stages...
 
Mixd said:
Being you in Brooklyn, was she a hairdresser? On Church by Flatbush? Cause I knew one like that. My boy she got and tried it with me, but I never messed with her. But we were about to hit them stages...
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Damn, this shit is in every city, because this bitch was in Atlanta. She was a hostess at a restaurant downtown while she went to school to study sonography...
 
This story isnt about 1st hand TMI, But 2nd hand TMI.

Back in college when I used to fuck with jump offs, I gave them fake names and backstories. My favorite to tell 'em was "I'm Chris, from Jersey, and I went to Morris Brown to study Criminal Justice".....

Cutscene to me chilling at my girlfriend's spot. Waiting for her to get off the phone so we could go grab some food, when I hear her say words all red blooded males hate hearing "maybe my boyfriend knows him, he has a few classes over there, wait, I'll ask him...". I was prepping myself to give her the "don't be offering up my services to these rando bitches" face.

As I gave her the glare; my gf asks "hey, do you know a Chris....from Jersey.....that goes to Morris Brown???" Niggaaa, my stomach dropped. My mouth got dry. Must've been because all the water went to my palms. I was not expecting that question at all. I just slowly shooked my head, and waited for her to be like "Nigga, I know you're "Chris" out here fucking these bitches!!!" But alas she didn't. She just wrapped up her convo with a "girl, let me go. This man looks like he's about to fall out; if we dont go get some food."

It turns out the big mouth bitch with the questions was a chick I was fucking with the year before. She just got back in town for summer vacation and was looking to pick up where she left off with her old flame.....I fell all the way back on running hoes for a good minute after that.
:smh:
 
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KA$H said:
This story isnt about 1st hand TMI, But 2nd hand TMI.

Back in college when I used to fuck with jump offs, I gave them fake names and backstories. Tell 'em I'm Chris, from Jersey, and I went to Morris Brown to study Criminal Justice, or some shit.....

Cutscene to me chilling at my girlfriend's spot. Waiting for her to get off the phone so we could go grab some food, when I hear her say words all red blooded males hate hearing "maybe my boyfriend knows him, he has a few classes over there, wait, I'll ask him...".

My gf then says "hey, do you know a Chris....From Jersey.....that goes to Morris Brown???" Niggaaa, my stomach dropped. My mouth got dry. Must've been because all the water went to my palms. I was not expecting that question. I just shook my head, and waited for her to be like "Nigga, I know you're "Chris" out here fucking these bitches!!!" But alas she didnt. She just wrapped up her convo with a "girl, let me go. This man looks like he's about to fall out; if we dont go get some food."

It turns out the big mouth bitch with the questions was a chick I was fucking with the year before. She just got back in town and was looking to pick up where she left off with her old flame.....I fell all the way back on running hoes for a good minute after that.
:smh:
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Something similar happened to me. I usually give broads an alias. I tell them I'm shawn from canarsie and I'm in the process of opening a restaurant.

I was talking to this bitch from queens that was really into me. She was feeling me to the point that she was going around telling her friends about me. Mind you I told her I don't want no relationship and we're just having fun.

So one day my good friend shawn who happens to be a prep chef was at home with his babies mother. He heard her in the next room shouting over the phone "his name is what? He lives where? I'm about to kill this nigga!"

He managed to keep her under control long enough to suggest that she ask for a picture of this shawn. Her homegirl sent my picture and the real shawn was out of the woods. As for me she told her girl that I'm a dog and she was just at my house watching the superbowl with my girl and kid.

I denied everything and her friend still let me fuck. :cheers:
 
crazyace718 said:
Something similar happened to me. I usually give broads an alias. I tell them I'm shawn from canarsie and I'm in the process of opening a restaurant.

I was talking to this bitch from queens that was really into me. She was feeling me to the point that she was going around telling her friends about me. Mind you I told her I don't want no relationship and we're just having fun.

So one day my good friend shawn who happens to be a prep chef was at home with his babies mother. He heard her in the next room shouting over the phone "his name is what? He lives where? I'm about to kill this nigga!"

He managed to keep her under control long enough to suggest that she ask for a picture of this shawn. Her homegirl sent my picture and the real shawn was out of the woods. As for me she told her girl that I'm a dog and she was just at my house watching the superbowl with my girl and kid.

I denied everything and her friend still let me fuck. :cheers:
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:lol::lol::lol:
 

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