Any Sectional Sofa Recommendations?

Dr. Truth

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I currently have a west elm jawn but it’s not that comfortable so I’m looking to replace it. Shit was 4 grand and the pillows are already all out of shape. West elm makes over priced trash by the way. Looking for a nice light grey jawn that is durable but comfortable as fuck with a chase that a person my heights legs don’t dangle over the edge
 
I currently have a west elm jawn but it’s not that comfortable so I’m looking to replace it. Shit was 4 grand and the pillows are already all out of shape. West elm makes over priced trash by the way. Looking for a nice light grey jawn that is durable but comfortable as fuck with a chase that a person my heights legs don’t dangle over the edge
I stop reading at 4 grand. Why you keep lying? You a fat nigga who sink in every couch you ever had.

When you try and tie your shoes, you damn near pass out because of your stomach. I bet you have to lean to the side just to slide on your socks.

Plus you ain’t got 4 grand to buy nothing. You work third shift at the gas station. Then work at Arby’s to make ends meet.

You lied about

Being A doctor
Going to FAMU
Owning a house
Being a producer
Going to med school
Your age (Been 35 for 10 years)
Having a wife
Being in shape when you a fat nigga
Owning a BMW
Being a straight male
Making 6 figures
 
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Im not sure where you live, but is Raymour & Flanigan still a viable option? I got some solid furniture from there a few years ago.

I know someone who bought a dresser from them and that shit was particle board. That shit was falling apart.
 
That’s why I’m having a hard time finding something nice. I hear recommendations for a Costco sectional that’s supposedly beating everything but how good can a couch from Costco be?
Costco sell items from other companies… best part about them is if you don’t like a product you can easily return it and get a full refund no questions asked… this includes food products, etc.. also if the product goes on sale within 30 days of you purchasing it you can get the rebate back
 
I would buy from Costco. And you already know I have exquisite taste.
Yeah , Costco has quality everything. I was also reading all this furniture is made by the same few companies. They just get purchased by certain stores and re brand them with their name. Some of those Costco Jane’s are sold in high end stores with their brand name. Problem is I’ll need to go sit on them to see if they are comfortable but the stores don’t carry all the sectionals they sell online .
 
I stop reading at 4 grand. Why you keep lying? You a fat nigga who sink in every couch you ever had.

When you try and tie your shoes, you damn near pass out because of your stomach. I bet you have to lean to the side just to slide on your socks.

Plus you ain’t got 4 grand to buy nothing. You work third shift at the gas station. Then work at Arby’s to make ends meet.

You lied about

Being A doctor
Going to FAMU
Owning a house
Being a producer
Going to med school
Your age (Been 35 for 10 years)
Having a wife
Being in shape when you a fat nigga
Owning a BMW
Being a straight male
Making 6 figures

Wife being a Psychiatrist
A friendship with EA ski (a beat maker/producer in Oakland)
Friendship with multiple local rappers
Being under 300 lbs
 
Yeah , Costco has quality everything. I was also reading all this furniture is made by the same few companies. They just get purchased by certain stores and re brand them with their name. Some of those Costco Jane’s are sold in high end stores with their brand name. Problem is I’ll need to go sit on them to see if they are comfortable but the stores don’t carry all the sectionals they sell online .

Do Costco. They have a few grey sectionals right now. They are generous with the return policy too.
 
Wife being a Psychiatrist
A friendship with EA ski (a beat maker/producer in Oakland)
Friendship with multiple local rappers
Being under 300 lbs
Keep this goofy bullshit out my thread. You quoting that square ass idiot I have on ignore and teaming up with him is low even for you
 
That’s why I’m having a hard time finding something nice. I hear recommendations for a Costco sectional that’s supposedly beating everything but how good can a couch from Costco be?

If it's as good as their pizza, socks, and hot dogs. You won't be disappointed.
 
Im not sure where you live, but is Raymour & Flanigan still a viable option? I got some solid furniture from there a few years ago.
Worst furniture store I’ve seen. They warehouse their furniture in non temperature controlled areas and will sell previously returned items as new.
 
Keep this goofy bullshit out my thread. You quoting that square ass idiot I have on ignore and teaming up with him is low even for you
I made this fuck nigga run to the ignore button. This faggott bullied people and terrorized members for years.

I clapped back at this triangle head faggot and he couldn’t take it. He is a pathological liar who sits on the internet and lie all day.

This nigga posted a picture of a “house” that he said was his but dumb ass left the location on. I look at the address and it was not up for sell by a Russian cracka. The. He says it was his boys house.
 
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Have you checked Ashley Furniture. I'm searching for a sofa but way too many options. Power vs manual reclining, speakers, Bluetooth, charging station, lights plus storage, massage, heat and cold. I do want the gadgets but hate paying for warranties and there is no guarantee the toys will last longer than 3 years.
 
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