Any Recent Experience with Carnival Cruise Lines?

I’m going on my first cruise ever early next month. Going on the Celebrity cruise in a royal suite room that includes everything. I’m actually looking forward to it since I have been against cruises until now.

Bruh the food is amazing and the suites w/ balcony to me personally is the only way to cruise.... let me tell you my routine....

first thing before you do anything hit the fuckin gym, take a nice lil run on the tread mill till you work up a good sweat, knock out

a few sets of chest and should presses with the dumb bells, reason being is bruh there is soooooo much food you going to

want to start burning shit immediately, then you hit the moring buffets start your day off with tons of fruit.... get the fiber in your body..

then eat what the fuck you want...... but very very very important... make sure to take some VIT C, d, if you gonna do a lotta of fuckin,

take some zinc and about one thousand mg of vit e.... you know why, because at the end of the cruise, notice how many people

are going to be sniffing and lookng like they coming down with a cold.. thats because muthafuckas eat so recklessly, their immune system

becomes overwhelmed, but those who took their vit c, d, e and zinc, gonna be doing fine, trust mr freddygoodbud..

on a cruise with strangers from all over the world, you are gonna want to keep you immune system as uncompromised as possible...

you will be thanking me at the end of your cruise...I dont know if you smoke cigars.. but if you do..

Bring your own... they seriously overcharge for the good cigars, and the cheap ones are all fake.......

Its been said out of all the cruise lines, celebrity has the best food.

I went on the one that disembarks from Puerto Rico that one is dope because you spend little time out sea and every morning you on a new island...

Have fun and dont be afraid to post some scenic shots from your balcony..
 
Update:

My family went on a Royal Caribbean cruise during the holidays and one of the stops was Coco Cay. My wife reserved an over-the-water cabana in Coco Beach Club. This was the nicest experience I've ever had on a cruise. Highly recommended.


Any kids? You think elementary school or teens would have fun?
 
Any kids? You think elementary school or teens would have fun?
We have 2 teens and yes they had a good time. The water is around 5 ft deep around the cabana. A lifeguard on a jetski is about 75ft away also.

There is a slide on the left side into the ocean, 4 or 5 float mats and snorkel equipment. The cabana comes with a full-time employee that constantly brings food and drinks (all included). There is a fridge in the cabana with water, sodas and beers.

**Edit: Little kids may get bored. Its more for relaxing vs being entertained.
 
We have 2 teens and yes they had a good time. The water is around 5 ft deep around the cabana. A lifeguard on a jetski is about 75ft away also.

There is a slide on the left side into the ocean, 4 or 5 float mats and snorkel equipment. The cabana comes with a full-time employee that constantly brings food and drinks (all included). There is a fridge in the cabana with water, sodas and beers.

**Edit: Little kids may get bored. Its more for relaxing vs being entertained.

That sounds amazing thank you for the breakdown
 
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Newly confirmed US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick has said President Trump will order crackdowns on cruise operators, like Royal Caribbean and NCL, after claiming “none of them pay taxes”

Appearing on Fox News on Wednesday night, Lutnick suggested the federal government will target cruise lines who, he claims, avoid paying tax in America by registering their ships in countries with more lenient laws, despite being headquartered in the US.

Both Royal Caribbean and Norweigian Cruise Line (NCL) are based in Miami, Florida, but are incorporated in Liberia and Bermuda, respectively. Carnival Corporation, while also based in Miami, is incorporated in Panama.

He said: “You ever see a cruise ship with an American flag on the back? They have flags of like Liberia or Panama. None of them pay taxes.

“This is going to end under Donald Trump and those taxes are going to be paid and Americans’ tax rates are going to come down.”



The interview, which led to a sudden drop in stock prices for Royal Caribbean, NCL and Carnival Corporation, sparked a swift response from CLIA’s US division.



The association said: “Cruise lines pay substantial taxes and fees in the US – to the tune of nearly $2.5 billion, which represents 65 per cent of the total taxes cruise lines pay worldwide, even though only a very small percentage of operations occur in US waters.



“Foreign flagged ships that visit the US are treated the same for taxation purposes as US flagged ships visiting foreign ports, which provides consistent reciprocal treatment across international shipping.”
 
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photo_cameraRoyal Caribbean Group launched Royal Caribbean's Icon class in January 2024 with Icon of the Seas

Newly confirmed US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick has said President Trump will order crackdowns on cruise operators, like Royal Caribbean and NCL, after claiming “none of them pay taxes”

Appearing on Fox News on Wednesday night, Lutnick suggested the federal government will target cruise lines who, he claims, avoid paying tax in America by registering their ships in countries with more lenient laws, despite being headquartered in the US.

Both Royal Caribbean and Norweigian Cruise Line (NCL) are based in Miami, Florida, but are incorporated in Liberia and Bermuda, respectively. Carnival Corporation, while also based in Miami, is incorporated in Panama.

He said: “You ever see a cruise ship with an American flag on the back? They have flags of like Liberia or Panama. None of them pay taxes.

“This is going to end under Donald Trump and those taxes are going to be paid and Americans’ tax rates are going to come down.”



The interview, which led to a sudden drop in stock prices for Royal Caribbean, NCL and Carnival Corporation, sparked a swift response from CLIA’s US division.



The association said: “Cruise lines pay substantial taxes and fees in the US – to the tune of nearly $2.5 billion, which represents 65 per cent of the total taxes cruise lines pay worldwide, even though only a very small percentage of operations occur in US waters.



“Foreign flagged ships that visit the US are treated the same for taxation purposes as US flagged ships visiting foreign ports, which provides consistent reciprocal treatment across international shipping.
This motherfucka think shit is a game, but everyone knew he was gonna try to fuck everything up but these assholes still voted for him.. :smh:
 
He fucked up the cruise lines his first term when he repealed Obama allowing cruise ships to go to Cuba.
Yet, he's here to do it again.

This is why I advise people not to catch the plane and cruise with this dumb motherfucka who is president because it could be your last day seeing your family.

We've already seen seen multiple plane crashes since this fool became president again.. :smh:
 
Yet, he's here to do it again.

This is why I advise people not to catch the plane and cruise with this dumb motherfucka who is president because it could be your last day seeing your family.

We've already seen seen multiple plane crashes since this fool became president again.. :smh:
Got a family cruise in May and this shit is pissing me off. Was really looking forward to this and now this clown adding undue anxiety to shit.
 
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Trump to target US cruise operators
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Jack Carter, 1 hour ago
Icon of the Seas, Royal Caribbean
photo_cameraRoyal Caribbean Group launched Royal Caribbean's Icon class in January 2024 with Icon of the Seas

Newly confirmed US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick has said President Trump will order crackdowns on cruise operators, like Royal Caribbean and NCL, after claiming “none of them pay taxes”

Appearing on Fox News on Wednesday night, Lutnick suggested the federal government will target cruise lines who, he claims, avoid paying tax in America by registering their ships in countries with more lenient laws, despite being headquartered in the US.

Both Royal Caribbean and Norweigian Cruise Line (NCL) are based in Miami, Florida, but are incorporated in Liberia and Bermuda, respectively. Carnival Corporation, while also based in Miami, is incorporated in Panama.

He said: “You ever see a cruise ship with an American flag on the back? They have flags of like Liberia or Panama. None of them pay taxes.

“This is going to end under Donald Trump and those taxes are going to be paid and Americans’ tax rates are going to come down.”



The interview, which led to a sudden drop in stock prices for Royal Caribbean, NCL and Carnival Corporation, sparked a swift response from CLIA’s US division.



The association said: “Cruise lines pay substantial taxes and fees in the US – to the tune of nearly $2.5 billion, which represents 65 per cent of the total taxes cruise lines pay worldwide, even though only a very small percentage of operations occur in US waters.



“Foreign flagged ships that visit the US are treated the same for taxation purposes as US flagged ships visiting foreign ports, which provides consistent reciprocal treatment across international shipping.”
All that shit is gonna do is make cruises more expensive.

I have yet to see a damn thing this idiot is doing that will lower costs for your average American.
 
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