ANY GIVEN SUNDAY... Andeyhollowho vs Mr. Majestik

[ladyscorpio]

Now so far the judes will be Lady scorpio, sexy scorppio, cleo, watchin and justazz, and those who are battling. YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF.


I will be responsible for the numbers. Pick a number btwn 1-30 the battlers whose numbers are closest will pair. Example: If I pick 6, andey picks 9 and no one else is closer then we pair off. Oh and post the numbers so we can all see.

Like Andey suggested 2 rhymes per topic, minimum 8bars, there is no maximum bars. 24hrs to respond to the topic, each pair will have their own thread and poll. So If onxy and shane is battling they will have their own thread with a poll. If there are 8 people battling there should be 4 threads. Sol about to come alive.

24hrs to respond is counted from the first rhyme in that battle is dropped.

Throw scorp a number btwn 1-30 via pm.

If there is a tie both battlers move on to the next round.

Once winner is decided start process over again.



Your topic>>>>>>. Any Given Sunday (i.e. tell how you can beat your opponent on any day of the week)

Lets get it on lion's. Let me see blood splatter on the walls dammit.
Mr Majestik....Andey says he can beat you ANY yeah he said ANY day of the week. wut u gonna do bout dat



Lets get it on.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

I draw first like sketch artists, then comes the police line up
You can put your lines up
This rounds already bound up
Monday's the jumpoff flurry of rhymes hit your face with a blur
You got til Tuesday night to make a response but you won't make it to Thur.
I concur
That Majestik is a fizzle
I hit that son of a bitch like a scud missle
Bone and grissle
By Sat. I'll buy Mom and dad a tissue
The issue at hand
Is I do this for real while you do it with your hand
I disband
Your entourage like I just signed Yoko to the band
I'm hot man in the dead of winter on Wednesday
Don't offend
Or confuse me
With them other niggas
I don't need to over night it to deliver
You Chris Tucker running from Debo
Better yet Chris Tucker running from popo
On a Friday when they pulled his ass over smoking that Sunday doe-doe
From Scarsdale to Soho
I rock this shit for dolo
Fuck your life...I'll cut you so fucking nice and watch you bleed out in slo-mo

I draw first blood that's why the verse is all red.

 

[ladyscorpio]

I draw first like sketch artists, then comes the police line up
You can put your lines up
This rounds already bound up
Monday's the jumpoff flurry of rhymes hit your face with a blur
You got til Tuesday night to make a response but you won't make it to Thur.
I concur
That Majestik is a fizzle
I hit that son of a bitch like a scud missle
Bone and grissle
By Sat. I'll buy Mom and dad a tissue
The issue at hand
Is I do this for real while you do it with your hand
I disband
Your entourage like I just signed Yoko to the band
I'm hot man in the dead of winter on Wednesday
Don't offend
Or confuse me
With them other niggas
I don't need to over night it to deliver
You Chris Tucker running from Debo
Better yet Chris Tucker running from popo
On a Friday when they pulled his ass over smoking that Sunday doe-doe
From Scarsdale to Soho
I rock this shit for dolo
Fuck your life...I'll cut you so fucking nice and watch you bleed out in slo-mo

I draw first blood that's why the verse is all red.

yall see dat Andey laughing in the face of the Majestik one.....blood has been drawn...
what say you Majestik. you taking this laying down. or you gonna school Andey Hyphen

 

[PrincessC]

I'm going to challenge Andey to a battle...in my bed.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

I'm going to challenge Andey to a battle...in my bed.

 

[PrincessC]

you know you want it.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

I'm going to challenge Andey to a battle...in my bed.

 

[mcguyver]

lets cut the chattin till after the rhymes are dropped use the main thread to chat. This way the rhymes won't get buried.

 

[Mr MajestiK]

You greeted Monday morning chest piece widely yawning
agape from the force of my axe blow sans fucking warning
reality scratching around the edges of perception truth dawning
fear fleeing screaming through the night of your parents mourning

Tuesday brought feelings of dread deep as failed life support
as to Andey's grieving kin the MD did bring the fell report
speaking of another peon fallen prey to deaths dire sport

Wodensday in ancient Norse mythology
twin ravens upon gaunt shoulders seeking mystery
reveling in innards splayed informed rune cast sorcery
ending your existence foretold assured in burial plotted cemetery

No rhyme or reason accounting for your desecration
as Thorsday dropped upon you with murderous precision
intricacy of your woven wordplay and inflected sarcasm
providing you with no protection from that final destination

Shattered carcass of your ambition most pathetic
crushed and lifeless a fate deserved and most prophetic
beneath the feet of the arctic souled diabolical Mr MajestiK

 

[Andeyhollawho]

You greeted Monday morning chest piece widely yawning
agape from the force of my axe blow sans fucking warning
reality scratching around the edges of perception truth dawning
fear fleeing screaming through the night of your parents mourning

Tuesday brought feelings of dread deep as failed life support
as to Andey's grieving kin the MD did bring the fell report
speaking of another peon fallen prey to deaths dire sport

Wodensday in ancient Norse mythology
twin ravens upon gaunt shoulders seeking mystery
reveling in innards splayed informed rune cast sorcery
ending your existence foretold assured in burial plotted cemetery

No rhyme or reason accounting for your desecration
as Thorsday dropped upon you with murderous precision
intricacy of your woven wordplay and inflected sarcasm
providing you with no protection from that final destination

Shattered carcass of your ambition most pathetic
crushed and lifeless a fate deserved and most prophetic
beneath the feet of the arctic souled diabolical Mr MajestiK

It took you this long to come up with that.

This will be a quick round. I'll be back!

 

[ladyscorpio]

blood for blood.......Andey say he gonna be back...or is he running scared

 

[Mr MajestiK]

It took you this long to come up with that.

This will be a quick round. I'll be back!

^^^Dude, quit the fake braggadocio and bring whatever you're bringing.

My axe thirsts.

 

[mcguyver]

^^^Dude, quit the fake braggadocio and bring whatever you're bringing.

My axe thirsts.

Uh oh

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Battle in the den
I'm glad you brought your dictionary
I was gonna give you some props, but nah that warrior pic ain't really all that scary
Your axe thirst? Is that some type of gay code or something?
Nigga you fronting
I bet you read my verse and started cumming
You's a faking ass nigga
A Clay Aiken ass nigga
Put a light in ya closet tell your skeleton "What's Shaking" ass nigga
Reading that shit was like reading a disertation on fail
The commenceration on your demise...damn it you should have wrote in brail
All hail
King Hyphen
My competition will lighten
Like Mike Jackson at Disneyland in the Tea Cup line fighting
I'll end it all tonight and
You can go back to writing
Or what ever the hell you doing
I can tell it's definetly not screwing
I know a thing or two and
What the fuck are you doing
It took you 23 and a half to bring us this fucking ruin
It look like you took an old ass rhyme
And inserted my name in a line
This should be repping time
I threw up reading that shit like a Muslim eating swine
"You didn't tell me these was PORK RINDS"
Your time is done
Oh my bad I need to throw a date off in this shit...It's Tuesday night and I'm out
One

 

[ladyscorpio]

King Andey Hyphen wid the murderous vibes

majestik sharpening dem blades....you gonna need them tonight

 

[Mr MajestiK]

With every illiterate keystroke
confirmed you remain a one note joke
by the tepid flame you seek to feebly stoke
you're obviously high of snorting 69 lines of contaminated coke

kindergarten mumblings most boringly inane
evidence of a misplaced braggadocio truly insane
putting you out of your misery by gutting you would be humane

But mercy kills are definitely not my style or chosen forte
would much rather watch you choke on your own blood as I party

Predictable gay baiting the final refuge of the fool
laying face down in a bucket of bloody stool
as the idiot audience watch and drool

Garter belt barely holding up your seamed stockings
as your lover bends you over for the roughest of fuckings
still night filled with your grown man stuck pig squealings

Swimming through the deep waters of your lies
told to justify the furious buzzing of engorged flies
attracted to your anus used by a legion of Spartan guys

Obsessing over Mr MajestiK's exalted sexuality?
You'd be better occupied focusing on the inevitability
of your prepackaged, hand delivered and assured fatality

Totally outclassed and outgunned
In my Majestik presence you'll 4ever remain sonned
​

 

[Andeyhollawho]

With every illiterate keystroke
confirmed you remain a one note joke
by the tepid flame you seek to feebly stoke
you're obviously high of snorting 69 lines of contaminated coke

kindergarten mumblings most boringly inane
evidence of a misplaced braggadocio truly insane
putting you out of your misery by gutting you would be humane

But mercy kills are definitely not my style or chosen forte
would much rather watch you choke on your own blood as I party

Predictable gay baiting the final refuge of the fool
laying face down in a bucket of bloody stool
as the idiot audience watch and drool

Garter belt barely holding up your seamed stockings
as your lover bends you over for the roughest of fuckings
still night filled with your grown man stuck pig squealings

Swimming through the deep waters of your lies
told to justify the furious buzzing of engorged flies
attracted to your anus used by a legion of Spartan guys

Obsessing over Mr MajestiK's exalted sexuality?
You'd be better occupied focusing on the inevitability
of your prepackaged, hand delivered and assured fatality

Totally outclassed and outgunned
In my Majestik presence you'll 4ever remain sonned
​

Didn't you say you were Spartan???



Nice rhyme chump...I mean champ! Let the people decide!

 

[mcguyver]

good battle put your votes in people this one's a wrap.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Andy you cannot vote for yourself.WTF

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Andy you cannot vote for yourself.WTF

I can't see the poll unless I vote. Unless I got something turned off on my browser??? It don't count anyway.

Just vote (for me)!

 

[owl]

This one is slightly hard to judge, Andey did go first, so that put the pressure on him. I didn't see his first post as a bait and switch, but I know he's the type to attack based on what the other person has posted...I myself waited trying to get an angle on the concept we were supposed to be posting about...

But anyway...

And I know MF's still have to vote for me and OnSlaught, hell, OnSlaught could use some of this as material...but i only saw that opening line in the first one as Andey's Best...

Andey's second go was hot through and through. But i knew it would be. It was a complete contrast of what Majestik brought. He used his humor and down to earth wit to compose something that made him stand out. i just couldn't get over that first verse though.

 

[Mr MajestiK]

Didn't you say you were Spartan???



Nice rhyme chump...I mean champ! Let the people decide!

^^Why don't you let the "people" decide rather than voting for yourself?

 

[Andeyhollawho]

^^Why don't you let the "people" decide rather than voting for yourself?

How in the hell is everybody seeing the poll but me???

My vote don't count remember, but I can't see the poll (in anybody's thread) unless I vote.

Somebody help me out with this shit!

 

[mcguyver]

I agree with owl your first rhyme fell apart as you were trying to find the angle. started off good but fizzled. thats the horror of going first but hey someone has to. This aint a lost negro after this competition is over, we've got more to come.





Oh and you know i hate the smilies in the rhymes

 

[owl]

...who is pussypoppin?

 

[mcguyver]

...who is pussypoppin?

Not a judge so he has 0 votes so far

 

[Andeyhollawho]

...who is pussypoppin?

See how do you do that without voting???

 

[mcguyver]

See how do you do that without voting???

Hit view poll dum dum

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Hit view poll dum dum

It don't show up for me?

I may be slow but???

 

[owl]

Hit view poll dum dum

right.

 

[Mr MajestiK]

I'm hitting the sack.

Catch you guys when I log back on.

Peace.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

I'm hitting the sack.

Catch you guys when I log back on.

Peace.

Aight bruh. Good battle.

 

[Mr MajestiK]

Aight bruh. Good battle.

^^^

 

[watchin]

This was an awesome battle. Owl is right. Both brought something completely different from the other. Andey is a beast!! Snarling in your face, fangs bared He tempers it with humor too. (dissertaion on fail! Ha! )

Mr Majestik tho is icy-cold. He was splattering blood while wearing Gucci. His second verse clinched it.

"kindergarten mumblings most boringly inane
evidence of a misplaced braggadocio truly insane
putting you out of your misery by gutting you would be humane "

 

[ladyscorpio]

this one is a difficult one for me.

I'll vote later on cuz I enjoyed both why yall had to go and make things difficult for me