A 46-year-old man was indicted Thursday by a Bernalillo County grand jury for performing simulated sex acts on his car in an Albuquerque parking lot.
Patrick Davis, spokesman for the district attorney’s office, reports that Danny Brawner was seen by an off-duty police officer and the officer’s 10 year old son performing the simulated sex acts in a grocery store parking lot near Coors and Central in late July.
“Witnesses, including two children, told police that their attention was drawn to Brawner because his pants were around his ankles, he was swinging his arms in the air and shouting while he was ‘humping’ the trunk of his car,” Davis reports in a press release.
When officers arrived, Brawner had passed out next to the vehicle and appeared to be intoxicated, according to Davis.
Brawner was indicted on two felony counts of aggravated indecent exposure, according to Davis, who says he could face four years in jail and mandatory counseling if convicted.
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