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By Chris Sheridan
ESPN.com

Updated: September 10, 2007

MADRID, Spain -- There's an American playing in the Eurobasket tournament, and he's even wearing red, white and blue. But his passport is maroon with Cyrillic lettering, and he has spent more time recently in Red Square than he has in the land of red states and blue states.

It's time for America to hear the story of J.R. Holden, a point guard who is bound to be branded a traitor in his homeland next summer if Russia qualifies for the Beijing Olympics.

That's because Holden is connected to a few super-connected folks in Russia, and he plays for a professional team, CSKA Moscow, that counts Russian President Vladimir Putin as one of its biggest fans.

And four summers ago when Holden stopped by a gym to watch the Russian national team practice, he and the team's president noticed that the squad was lacking at point guard. A light bulb went off in the team president's head, and he asked Holden a question.

"'Would you play for the national team if we got you a Russian passport?' And jokingly, I was like 'Yeah, I'll help you out.' I was just playing around," Holden said.

"So for the next year nothing else was said and I didn't think anything about it, but he came to me at the start of the next season and said 'You know what? We can get you a passport, and if you'll play for three years, we'll go ahead and do it.' "

The next thing Holden knew, he was being driven to a Russian passport office and was taken to the front of the line, where they snapped his picture, processed his paperwork and handed him the document that made him a citizen of the country once known back in the United States as the "Evil Empire."

"It took like 10 minutes," Holden said. "They took my picture, stamped it, said 'sign this,' and that was that. At first my mom was asking me 'Did you keep your U.S. citizenship?'"

Indeed, Holden had, and to this day -- almost four years later -- that Russian passport still does not have a single visa stamp inside it from another country. (That could still change in the decades ahead, however, as the passport does not expire for another 36 years).

"I travel and I do everything as an American," Holden said. "I just play basketball as a Russian. So nothing has really changed in my life outside as just playing basketball as a Russian."

Holden does not speak Russian and cannot even read the lettering on his passport, but that apparently is of no concern to the Russian Federation or President Putin. What matters to them is that there is an accomplished playmaker leading their national team, which has been one of the biggest surprises of Eurobasket '07 in compiling a 4-1 record in the ongoing Olympic qualifier. And should Russia secure one of the two spots up for grabs in this tournament, there's a fairly strong chance that the 31-year-old out of Pittsburgh who played collegiately at Bucknell and never got much more than a sniff from the NBA, will be lining up opposite Jason Kidd trying to bring glory to the Motherland rather than the Homeland.

"I wouldn't see it that way -- I wouldn't see it that deep as being a traitor," Holden said Monday in an hour-long interview with ESPN.com. "All I do is play basketball as a Russian. I pay taxes in the U.S, I live in the U.S, I do everything in the U.S. except play basketball. So I'm a traitor because I'm over here making a living? What about all the businessmen who travel overseas to do business? So I wouldn't see it that way at all."

It remains to be seen how the folks back in the United States will view Holden's situation should a U.S.-Russia match come about, but the first thing Holden needs to worry about is getting the Russian team at least into the semifinals of Eurobasket.

That is shaping up as a distinct possibility, given that Russia often plays a lineup that includes Holden and four players -- Andrei Kirilenko, Sergei Monia, Viktor Khryapa and Nikita Morgunov -- who either used to play or currently play in the NBA. (They also are coached by an American, David Blatt, who is one of the most accomplished U.S. coaches on the international basketball scene.)

"When [Blatt] came in, the Russian national team had been down for eight years or so, and he's just trying to turn things around," Holden said. "I think we've surprised a lot of people. We're up-tempo, we're real tall and long, and we have guys that have played in the NBA, too, but they just weren't known as much as a Tony Parker or a Boris Diaw or a Dirk Nowitzki. In this tournament we've been an underdog, and I think that's really helped us."

Holden's journey to becoming a professional basketball player and a celebrity in Moscow almost didn't happen. After he graduated from Bucknell with a degree in business management, he moved back home and was told by his mother that it was time to give up his basketball dream and pursue a career. He interviewed with the firm Anderson Consulting (now known as Accenture) and was waiting to go in for a second interview when he got a call from an agent from Finland who had seen an international basketball application document that Holden had filled out on a lark. The agent offered him $500 to travel to Riga, Latvia, for four days to try out for that country's top professional team.

"I said 'What? five hundred dollars for four days?' Coming from college where you have nothing, I was like 'I'll be there.' So I went over there, and they loved me," Holden said.

His season in Latvia, earning $2,500 per month, was followed by a stint in Oostende, Belgium, then a year with AEK Athens before he signed with CSKA six years ago. Holden has become one of the highest-paid American players in Europe (he would not say for the record how much he makes, but he lamented that his contract calls for him to be paid in dollars, rather than Euros, and he cringed when discussing the declining value of American currency), he receives a free apartment and a free Mercedes sedan from his club, and he has been able to fly his nearly 1-year-old daughter, Miyana, from her home in Lansing, Mich., to Russia twice since she was born.

But Holden has also had to travel to play games in the freezing cold northern and eastern regions of Siberia, including Vladivostok, and he endured many of the financial peculiarities that have driven many an American player back home from Europe.

"Greece is notorious for not paying guys, though I hear it's a lot better now," Holden said. "Their favorite term is 'avrio,' which means tomorrow. So you always hear 'avrio, avrio.' But avrio's like three months.

"We finished in first place, we hadn't won a championship in 35 years but we won the championship, and I can't get my money? And at that time, there was a guy I played with, Chris Carr, they sent him home after the first game of the finals. How do you send a guy home after we lost Game 1 of the finals? But that's how fanatical they are, if you're not doing something that's up to par for them, they'll send you home quick."
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Holden, who said he has been shown the ropes by several American playing overseas including Tyus Edney, Anthony Bowie, Melvin Booker and Victor Alexander, has given up on the dream of playing in the NBA (he once spent two weeks riding the bench for the Hornets' summer league team, and he turned down a chance two years ago to sign for the minimum with the Memphis Grizzlies).

"OK, if I was 22, it would be 'Of course, why not?' But now that I'm older and I'm secure with my game and what level I can play at, I'm OK," he said. "I don't need to take a pay cut to go home and play at 31 years old."

He will return to Moscow after Eurobasket to start his sixth season with CSKA, and he plans to move back to the U.S. permanently in the not-too-distant future, perhaps to become an algebra teacher. For now, he isn't staying in five-star hotels on the road, and he doesn't see many people who look like him. But he is content. "Coming from America, you're so used to having things," Holden said. "But you come over here, and the bed is 5 feet long, and sometimes there's a shortage of food, or sometimes you can only get two glasses of water to drink, and forget about getting hot water. Things like that would never happen in the United States. There's also the language barrier, and let's be honest, I'm black. I stick out like a sore thumb. But honestly, playing for CSKA, one of the top clubs in Europe, it makes it a lot easier because people know who you are, so it makes it a lot easier than it would be for say an African who was going to school at a university there."

Holden also considers himself fortunate to have been exposed to a decade of soaking in other cultures and living a life he never would have imagined.

Yes, the money is great, but the exposure to the world beyond America's borders is something he cannot put a price on.

"The culture, there's just a whole world out there to see," Holden said, "and if you're close-minded to that, you miss out."

If Holden had waited for an invitation to join Team USA, he would have missed out. But that unstamped Russian passport he carries in his bag is opening new doors, and one of those doors just might lead to Beijing.
 
American coach Blatt leads Russia to big upset at EuroBasket

By Chris Sheridan
ESPN.com

Updated: September 15, 2007

MADRID, Spain -- Russia is going to the Olympics, an accomplishment all Americans should be proud of.

The reason for the latter is that the Russians were led there by one of us, a coach you've probably never heard of unless you grew up around Boston in the late '70s or were a fan of the Princeton Tigers in the early '80s.

He is David Blatt, a 47-year-old with a basketball résumé that reads like a geography textbook. A native of Framingham, Mass., and a student of Pete Carril's back when he was a literature major at Princeton (and a teammate of current Madison Square Garden president Steve Mills), Blatt pulled off the biggest upset of EuroBasket '07 Saturday night by guiding the Russian national team to an 86-74 victory over previously undefeated Lithuania to earn a berth in Beijing.

MADRID, Spain -- It'll be Spain vs. Russia for the gold medal and Lithuania vs. Greece for the lone remaining berth in Beijing when EuroBasket '07 wraps up Sunday.

The second Olympic berth from this tournament will be decided Sunday when Lithuania meets Greece in the third-place game.

On the court, the person most responsible for this victory was Andrei Kirilenko, who turned in an especially inspired performance with 29 points, eight rebounds, three steals and three blocks. Aiding Kirilenko were J.R. Holden -- a Pittsburgh native who plays professionally for CSKA Moscow and holds dual Russian and American citizenship -- who scored 18 points and thoroughly outplayed a hobbled Sarunas Jasikevicius in the point guard matchup, and Viktor Khryapa, the Chicago Bulls benchwarmer who chipped in 15 points.

But we're going to direct the credit for this one to the guy who strolled the sideline in front of the Russian bench, a guy who won titles in the Italian Premier League with Benetton Treviso, in the Israeli League with Maccabi Tel Aviv and in the EuroCup with Dynamo St. Petersburg -- and a guy who hopes to win another next season in Turkey when he begins his new job coaching Efes Pilsen.

"I'm happy for my family. They were all watching the game down in Istanbul. I have four children, and I called them on the phone and they were all yelling in Russian, Turkish, Hebrew and English," Blatt said, glowing with pride, after what surely must go down as one of the most significant accomplishments of his vagabond life.

"This is really a special moment for me, I won't lie to you. With my history and my background, to coach the Russian national team, which has one of the most storied pasts in all of basketball annals, and to be part of bringing that back to where they once were, that's pretty special."

It was no easy thing getting this Russian team to where it is now, a road that began in early July 2006 when Blatt was told he'd be out of his new job in a matter of weeks if he didn't get the Russian team through a qualification round that began poorly with losses to Belgium and Hungary in two of his first four games. But Russia made it out of that group and into the EuroBasket field, and Blatt's team has been the surprise story of this summer's EuroBasket tournament, much to the delight of the legions of Blatt supporters among the coaching fraternity back in the States who were pulling for the heir to Sergei Belov to bring a little glory back to a basketball federation that had fallen on hard times in the past decade.

"When we lost that game to Belgium, I came back to the locker room and went crazy, threw stuff all over the locker room and said, 'Now I understand why everyone calls us, me included, losers.' We acted like the Russian national team over the last 12 years.

"But from that day, we changed. We won that group, we started this summer and got everyone in line and started playing great, and in this tournament we have not quit -- not even in our loss to Spain, we did not quit. We play like winners, we play like a team, we play together and we play to have some fun -- and I think people have fun watching us."

Blatt's strategy against Lithuania was fairly straightforward: The Russians had to treat this game like a heavyweight boxing match and come out like an underdog with a puncher's chance, giving the Lithuanians -- who were coming off a tough victory over Slovenia the previous night while Russia had been enjoying a day off -- everything they had right at the start.

His team followed the plan to perfection, jumping out to a 16-1 lead and building its advantage to 19 early in the second quarter before Lithuania started coming back behind the brilliant play of Ramunas Siskauskas, who scored 30 points.

Lithuania eventually tied the score at 52-52 before Kirilenko took over, hitting a 3-pointer, grabbing a defensive rebound, converting a three-point play, hitting a jumper and passing to Khryapa for an open 3-pointer to spur a 13-2 run that put Russia back in command.

Kirilenko and Holden carried the Russians in the fourth quarter as they stayed comfortably enough ahead to allow Blatt to break into an unbridled show of emotion as the final minute ticked off the clock, hugging and embracing his players and assistant coaches as a small contingent of jubilant Russian fans whooped it up in the end zone seats.

Even two of the Lithuanian players were feeling happy for Blatt -- because it was Blatt who recruited Siskauskas to Benetton in 2004 and Jasikevicius to Maccabi in 2003.

And as an American, you couldn't help but feel a measure of national pride in a coach who had conducted himself throughout this tournament as such a dignified ambassador for the U.S., showing great grace, humor, charisma and passion.

So again, my fellow Americans, it's a day to feel good about ourselves and our newfound kinship with the Russians, who wouldn't be going where they're going -- the EuroBasket final and the Olympics -- if they didn't have one of us at the helm.
 
Russia beats Spain 60-59 to win European Championship
By PAUL LOGOTHETIS, Associated Press Writer
September 16, 2007

MADRID, Spain (AP) -- Jon Robert Holden scored with two seconds remaining Sunday to lift Russia over Spain 60-59 in the final of the European Basketball Championship.

Holden stripped Spain center Pau Gasol with 27 seconds to play then pump-faked before his jump shot bounced high and in for the win. Gasol's jumper at the buzzer rattled out as time expired.


"This was a victory of David over Goliath. We faced the beast and knocked him down and won," Russia coach David Blatt said. "It's a historic event. I'm proud to be the person in charge of this historic journey."

Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko led Russia with 17 points as the Russians won their first European title in 22 years.

"This is the best achievement of my career. To beat the Spanish team in Spain was a very tough challenge," tournament MVP Kirilenko said. "We stayed together as a team and won this game."

Spain shot a tournament low 29 percent from the floor (17-of-59) and was outscored 26-10 in the post.

"We're not going to wash our dirty laundry in public," said Spain coach Pepu Hernandez when asked what went wrong. "This is still a very strong team, an exemplary one in fact. For me, it's the best Spanish team in history."

Jorge Garbajosa's 3-pointer put Spain in front after Russia had led for the first time when the American-born Holden made a layup at 9:02 to make it 51-49.

"From the fourth quarter you could feel them tightening up," Blatt said. "

But Gasol, who finished with 14 points and 14 rebounds, struggled from the foul line in the last five minutes -- making only 4-of-9. His last miss left the hosts leading 60-54 with 1:48 to play.

With 59 seconds to go, Kirilenko stole the ball from Carlos Jimenez to set up Nikita Morgunov as Russia narrowed the deficit to 59-58.

Kirilenko spent some time on the bench earlier in the game because he had four fouls. But before that, the Utah Jazz forward kept Russia in the game on successive plays in the third quarter, setting up Victor Khryapa for a reverse layup, blocking forward Felipe Reyes' dunk and making a 3-pointer to cut it to 43-39 with 4:12 to go.

Russia last won the European title when it was still the former Soviet Union.

Crown Prince Felipe presented the Russian players, led by the American-Israeli Blatt, with gold medals in front of the capacity crowd of 15,500 that hoped world champion Spain could win the title on its sixth try.

"It feels very nice, a little heavy," said Blatt while juggling the round, chunky gold trophy. "People say I should be getting a call from (Russian President Vladimir) Putin any time."

In the bronze-medal game, Lithuania qualified for next year's Beijing Olympics by finishing third after beating defending champion Greece 78-69.

Greece advanced to next year's pre-Olympic qualifying tournament.

Lithuania guard Sarunas Jasikevicius was upset with playing on each of the last three days.

"There's got to be some kind of respect for the team that finishes first in the group," the Golden State Warriors guard said. "No disrespect to Russia, but this is the reason we're not in the final. This is not right."

Greece coach Panagiotis Giannakis agreed that his team wasn't at its best because of the scheduling.

"The competition has to be equal, that's all," Giannakis said. "You can't play one team with 24 hours rest and another with 48 hours."

Earlier, Slovenia also joined Germany and Croatia in the pre-Olympic qualifying competition by beating France 88-74.

Tony Parker led France with 31 points. His jump shot near the end of the third quarter put France ahead 57-51, but Lakovic led Slovenia on a 21-4 run.

"We were looking for some stability and to try to go to the Olympics and now we are back to zero," Parker said. "It's kind of tough. We just have to use this as experience."

Dirk Nowitzki scored 31 points and pulled down 12 rebounds to give Germany an 80-71 win over Croatia in another consolation game.


Congratulations to the brother...
 
my thoughts exactly...

as always, if you're talents aren't appreciated in the US, going abroad can offer you more opportunities.

the same old silver lining.

You know, I looked up dudes stats just now. When you take into consideration that he does not speak any Russian, he is a pretty accomplished player over there. I don't know why he couldn't get on in the U.S. (especially with Cleveland and Boston BEGGING for a PG.)

Check out what he's done:
Won the 2005/06 Euroleague with CSKA Moscow
The 2006/07 Euroleague runner-up with CSKA
Won the 2002/03, 2003/04, 2004/05, 2005/06, 2006/07 Russian Championship with CSKA Moscow
Won the 2005, 2006, 2007 Russian Cup with CSKA
Won the 2001/02 Greece Championship with AEK (Athens)
Won the 2000/01 Belgian Championship with Oostende
Won the 2001 Cup of Belgian with Oostende
Won the 1999/00 Latvian Championship with SKA-Broceni (Riga)
Participated in Latvian All Star Game in 2001
Participated in Greece All Star Game in 2002

Older story on dude:


Former Bison Hoops Star J.R. Holden Thriving in Russia


Standout point guard given Russian citizenship

Jan. 28, 2004

November 19, 2003
By Carl Schreck
The Moscow Times

A Russian joke tells of an American spy who, though he speaks perfect Russian and has a fake passport, is immediately exposed as an imposter. The giveaway? He is black.

J.R. Holden, a black American basketball player from Pittsburgh, is equally conspicuous when he takes the floor for CSKA Moscow as a Russian citizen. The difference is that unlike the doomed fictitious spy, Holden's Russian passport is legit.

A two-time all-league point guard for Bucknell University, the 185-centimeter Holden was three days away from hanging up his sneakers and starting to look for a "real job" after graduating in 1998 when he got a call from a professional basketball club in Riga offering to pay him $3,000 per month to quarterback the team.

"I thought I had hit the big time," Holden said. "I thought I was rich."

By accepting the offer, Holden embarked on a career that took him from Latvia to Belgium to Greece and eventually to the Russian capital last season, where he has become a star for CSKA Moscow, the defending Russian champion and one of Europe's strongest clubs. And the most intriguing turn in Holden's journey came last month, when, by presidential decree, he became a citizen of the Russian Federation.

The idea to make Holden a Russian citizen came from CSKA Basketball CEO Sergei Kushchenko last January in response to new regulations from the Russian Basketball Federation dictating that Russian league teams can have no more than five foreigners on their game roster. Of those foreigners, no more than two can be U.S. citizens, and no more than three can be on the court at once.

Similar regulations are common in European leagues in order to prevent hired foreign guns from dominating play and to keep a semblance of national flavor.

Kushchenko said the new rules created problems for CSKA, which, until Holden's naturalization, had five foreigners -- including three Americans -- on its roster.

With Holden, who rarely plays less than 35 minutes of the 40-minute games, listed as a Russian citizen, CSKA was able to keep its other two Americans -- veteran center Victor Alexander and guard Marcus Brown -- and free up a spot for another foreigner.

CSKA began doing the paperwork for Holden's citizenship in May on the basis of article 13.3 in the federal law on citizenship, which states that "a person of special merit before the Russian Federation may be accepted as a citizen of the Russian Federation" regardless of other standard criteria, such as living in Russia for a minimum of five years or knowledge of the Russian language.

"We had to convince the authorities that J.R. fit this description," Kushchenko said. "He is one of the best guards in Europe, he was the MVP of the Russian league last year, and at age 27, he's at the peak of his career."

Holden said he thought Kushchenko was joking when he first brought up the idea in January.

"But then this summer, while I was in the States, [CSKA] kept writing me e-mails asking about my mother's name, my sister's name and things like that," he said. "And I thought, 'They're really serious about this.'"

Finally on Oct. 20, with letters of support from Mayor Yury Luzhkov and the State Sports Committee, J.R. Holden became a Russian citizen by a decree from President Vladimir Putin.

It may seem suspicious for a government to go out of its way to help out one particular club team in the national league. But Kushchenko had an ace up his sleeve when making the case for Holden as a "person of special merit."

"We said we could use him in the national team," he said.

The idea of a black American point guard running the show for the Russian national team might seem like science fiction to someone waking up from a Cold War-era coma, but assuming both Holden and the Russian Basketball Federation are willing, there is nothing to prevent such a scenario.

According to the regulations of world basketball's governing body, FIBA, a naturalized player is eligible to play for the national team of his adopted country if he has never played for a national team in his native country.

Since he has never played for a U.S. national team, Holden is free to play for the red, white and blue of the Russian flag.

Russian Basketball Federation president Sergei Chernov said he is very interested in putting Holden on the floor with his new compatriots, especially considering the problems the national team had at the point guard position in the most recent European Championships, where it failed to qualify for the 2004 Athens Olympics.

"We have two deficiencies in our national team: at the center and point guard positions," Chernov said. "He would immediately take care of our problems at point guard. He's a great dribbler, defender, passer and shooter."

Chernov said that official talks with Holden will take place after the New Year, when a replacement will be named for current national team coach Sergei Yelevich. He noted, however, that the federation had already had informal talks with Holden, who expressed interest in playing for Russia.

Chernov said he does not foresee any problems arising among the players should Holden take over as the team's floor general.

"If he can make his teammates better, why wouldn't they want to play with him?" Chernov said. "We want to defend the honor of our country, and if he's ready to do that, then we'd be pleased to have him."

The national team's next major task will be to qualify for the 2005 European Championships in Belgrade.

For now, Holden is keeping mum on whether he will play for Russia, finessing questions like a seasoned diplomat.

"I can't really talk about it," he said. "Right now I'm only focused on playing for CSKA."

After some prodding, Holden did admit that "the national team is pretty good. I could probably help them, but I don't think I'd make them a lot better or worse."

He would not say how much he earns now playing for CSKA, only that it is "considerably" more than when he started in Riga.

How has Holden adapted to his new homeland?

He says at first the language barrier gave him the impression that people were cold.

"My teammates told me just to give it time," he said, "and they were right. I began to realize how friendly people actually are here."

Not that his Russian has improved markedly. As the CSKA floor leader, he directs his teammates exclusively in English. But he is obviously getting some tutoring from his teammates, as he can quickly reel off the preferred Russian curse words that follow a missed shot.

Being black can also be another obstacle in Moscow, where attacks on dark-skinned foreigners on the street are a common occurrence.

Former Spartak Moscow soccer player Jerry-Christian Tchuisse, a naturalized Russian citizen from Cameroon, said earlier this year that he was scared to leave his apartment in Moscow for fear of being assaulted because he was black.

But Holden said he has never experienced such problems since coming to Moscow, noting that did not grow up in the "best neighborhood."

"I'm used to being aware of danger and protecting myself," he said.

Holden says he sees himself playing professionally for about five more years, and that he would not mind finishing out his career in Moscow.

"Moscow's been great to me," he said. "It was here that for the first time people considered me one of the best point guards in Europe."

Holden said his family was supportive of his decision to obtain Russian citizenship, though there was some typical parental concern.

"They just said, 'Make sure you can come home and that you keep your U.S. citizenship,'" he said.

According to James Pettit, consul general at the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, it is improbable that Holden's new red passport would affect the status of his old blue one.

A U.S. passport instructs its holders that they may lose U.S. citizenship by, for example, "being naturalized in a foreign state" or "accepting employment with a foreign government."

Pettit says, however, that such cases are highly unlikely to result in loss of citizenship, and that voluntarily renouncing citizenship before a U.S. consular officer is the only surefire way of having your U.S. citizenship revoked.

Which is good news for Holden, especially given the line in a U.S. passport that states one my lose citizenship by "serving in the armed forces of a foreign state."

CSKA is popularly known as the Red Army team.
 
at this point, it may be a matter of age and conditioning.

there is another possibility altogether, too. hard as it may be to believe, sometimes a long time veteran of playing overseas has a better situation by NOT playing in the NBA.

your team pays for your apartment and your car.
your season (number of games) is MUCH shorter.
the number of practices and travel is much less rigorous.
you still enjoy american citizenship and live here in the off season.
and the GOLDEN GOOSE is that IF you apply and obtain foreign citizenship, your earning potential jumps dramatically: starting at TRIPLE and going upwards.
 
at this point, it may be a matter of age and conditioning.

there is another possibility altogether, too. hard as it may be to believe, sometimes a long time veteran of playing overseas has a better situation by NOT playing in the NBA.

your team pays for your apartment and your car.
your season (number of games) is MUCH shorter.
the number of practices and travel is much less rigorous.
you still enjoy american citizenship and live here in the off season.
and the GOLDEN GOOSE is that IF you apply and obtain foreign citizenship, your earning potential jumps dramatically: starting at TRIPLE and going upwards.

I understand that. I just find it ironic how the U.S fawns on foreign player and won't give a dude like him a chance, so he goes over THERE and makes a living shitting on them. :rolleyes:

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From what I read, he's the most popular basketball player (and one of the mosty popular athletes) in Russia. He can practically screw any of those scrawny, homely cheerleaders they have anytime he wants..:lol:

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What's Russian for "top me off, bitch??"
 
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