Praise him...
All you"zod" anus asshole lovers are all FAGGOTS
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Niggah, make it famous. If you don't, I will. Also, just do a little history on it so people can understand the meaning of it. Say something like, "it was started as a childhood game. We didn't know any better, just looking at too many pornhub videos with that extra layer of brown hole. Shit was a turn on, but we didn't understand the fullness of the offering. We been talking about this shit since junior high and haven't stopped yet. So we all have worshipped at the temple at some point. I'm a continual benefactor of the practice and I believe in the holy name of Zod." Do you player.
Mountains and mounds tremble at the mention of Zod's name. For Zod causes the waters to flow, and the winds to blow.
Yea, it is written that Zod stands alone. Zod can scorch a thousand suns with a glance.
Those versed in the ways of Zod know pleasure beyond measure; they have no peers. No one can stand beside them, for non believers and blasphemers of Zod's name are like fleas amongst giants.
To be blessed by Zod is to be truly blessed. To not know Zod is to know failure and ignorance... yeah, thee should be pitied. For Zod shall toss thee away like pebbles.
~Chronicles of a Zodomite 7:32
Yea, it is written that Zod stands alone. Zod can scorch a thousand suns with a glance.
Those versed in the ways of Zod know pleasure beyond measure; they have no peers. No one can stand beside them, for non believers and blasphemers of Zod's name are like fleas amongst giants.
To be blessed by Zod is to be truly blessed. To not know Zod is to know failure and ignorance... yeah, thee should be pitied. For Zod shall toss thee away like pebbles.
~Chronicles of a Zodomite 7:32
You have to listen to understand the perspective of where OP's coming from, because to us he's doing it wrong.
OP doesn't understand that you're supposed to but yours in hers, not hers in yours.
There is a difference between giving Zods love and receiving it. He hasnt figured that out yet.
Mountains and mounds tremble at the mention of Zod's name. For Zod causes the waters to flow, and the winds to blow.
Yea, it is written that Zod stands alone. Zod can scorch a thousand suns with a glance.
Those versed in the ways of Zod know pleasure beyond measure; they have no peers. No one can stand beside them, for non believers and blasphemers of Zod's name are like fleas amongst giants.
To be blessed by Zod is to be truly blessed. To not know Zod is to know failure and ignorance... yeah, thee should be pitied. For Zod shall toss thee away like pebbles.
~Chronicles of a Zodomite 7:32
ZOD IS LOVE
Zod is a Zod of giving... That is the First Law. The second: Zod shares "not" his gift with like kind.
These Laws are unshakable, undeniable, and irrefutable. They are unchangeable.
It is written; if giving is not in it, it is not of Zod... it should be shunned for it is anathema to Zod.
Woe be unto any pretender who portrays himself as an acolyte of Zod; for Zod doesn't play that shit at all. Zod will strike thee down and thou shall be like the ash of ashes.
~Chronicles of Zod (The Preludes) 1:43
This brother knows the teachings
ZOD IS LOVE AND JESUS IS BLACK!!
You mother fuckers are full ass hilarious. I don't know y'all, but I know y'all, and y'all are off the damn chain.ZOD IS LOVE AND JESUS IS BLACK!!
I'm going to work this in, and I swear to God it's going to be funny as shit. Your motherfuckers better by my goddamn book
I'm looking forward to your book, Bro. That's real talk.You mother fuckers are full ass hilarious. I don't know y'all, but I know y'all, and y'all are off the damn chain.
I'm going to work this in, and I swear to God it's going to be funny as shit. Your motherfuckers better by my goddamn book
I'm glad that we were able to help you with the cover.
You mother fuckers are full ass hilarious. I don't know y'all, but I know y'all, and y'all are off the damn chain.
I'm going to work this in, and I swear to God it's going to be funny as shit. Your motherfuckers better by my goddamn book
Man, listen.
I'm so thankful for this board I can't even say. It has been an arduous Journey, but I'm on my way..
Currently on chapter 6 of 32 in the continuity closeout. Just trying to ensure that if I say something earlier in the novel it says that way throughout. I send to the copy editor for final on Monday
As you know there are many on this board including OP that praise Todd.
Let ye not be deceived by these falsehoods
@God-Of-War-420 @ScorpDiesel @D24OHA @Mello Mello - Let me know if what I've written so far is sufficient: She starts off going thru her husband's phone.
My husband bragged about doing things with his mistress we had never done together. Things we had never even talked about. Sexual things I didn’t even know that he liked to do.
There was one phrase in their conversation I couldn’t make sense of. When he said in a message, “Tomorrow, you will kneel before the Temple of Zod. I shall bring the Casamigos,” and she responded by saying, “I will happily comply,” and that was all. There was nothing more to read into, and the internet only referenced Superman II.”
**fast forward to the end of the novel** (she's with her side dude after a full day of doing the do)
When the movie was over, I’d debated asking him a question that had been bugging me for months. I asked my sister a couple of months ago and was met with a blank stare signifying she had no clue, and she said so. Considering all that happened today, I felt comfortable enough to ask him.
“Brian?”
He turned to face me; his eyebrows raised in anticipation of the question.
“What does the ‘Temple of Zod’ mean?”
He looked at me, quizzically, brow furrowed, with an expression I was unable to read. I thought he was about to say he didn’t know. I bowed my head, discouraged that he didn’t know the answer either, and he spoke up.
“As it relates to what?” he asked. “Where’s this coming from?”
I couldn’t possibly divulge the truth, that I saw this statement mixed within the messages my husband sent to his mistress, so I blamed it on the only thing I could.
“I saw something online where someone said, ‘You will kneel at the Temple of Zod. I’ll bring the Casamigos,’ and I just…didn’t get the connection.”
Brian broke into a roaring laugh. I sat staring at him, a stoic look on my face. I had no clue what was so funny.
His laughter died down and he stared at me looking at him.
“Oh, you were serious. You really don’t know? Wow,” he nodded his head. “Kneeling at the Temple of Zod is a reference to…anal sex.”
“But how?”
“Old school reference. Have you seen Superman II?”
“Yeah, a long time ago. Why?”
“So, it’s said that when a man penetrates a woman anally, and…,” he made a punching motion with his left arm, “sticks it in, her eyes roll over white from the overstimulation like the Zod character from the Superman II movie. So, someone saying, ‘You will kneel at the Temple of Zod, and I’ll bring the Casamigos,’ is saying, ‘I’m going to fuck you in the ass and bring the liquid courage you need to do it.”
I just sat there, mouth agape, attempting to formulate words, but my mouth was just moved with the words I couldn’t think to say. Brian simply laughed again.
“Wow,” I said, finally, while Brian continued laughing. “Who thinks of this kinda shit?”
“I don’t know. I haven’t heard it referenced since I was in The Corps, so it’s wild hearing it again, especially from you. But, yeah. That’s what it means.”
Brian lowered his eyes to the floor. Then looked at his watch. He let the question hang in the air unanswered as to whether I, ‘knelt at the Temple,’ and I didn’t volunteer a response.
**end of this part**
What do y'all think?
My husband bragged about doing things with his mistress we had never done together. Things we had never even talked about. Sexual things I didn’t even know that he liked to do.
There was one phrase in their conversation I couldn’t make sense of. When he said in a message, “Tomorrow, you will kneel before the Temple of Zod. I shall bring the Casamigos,” and she responded by saying, “I will happily comply,” and that was all. There was nothing more to read into, and the internet only referenced Superman II.”
**fast forward to the end of the novel** (she's with her side dude after a full day of doing the do)
When the movie was over, I’d debated asking him a question that had been bugging me for months. I asked my sister a couple of months ago and was met with a blank stare signifying she had no clue, and she said so. Considering all that happened today, I felt comfortable enough to ask him.
“Brian?”
He turned to face me; his eyebrows raised in anticipation of the question.
“What does the ‘Temple of Zod’ mean?”
He looked at me, quizzically, brow furrowed, with an expression I was unable to read. I thought he was about to say he didn’t know. I bowed my head, discouraged that he didn’t know the answer either, and he spoke up.
“As it relates to what?” he asked. “Where’s this coming from?”
I couldn’t possibly divulge the truth, that I saw this statement mixed within the messages my husband sent to his mistress, so I blamed it on the only thing I could.
“I saw something online where someone said, ‘You will kneel at the Temple of Zod. I’ll bring the Casamigos,’ and I just…didn’t get the connection.”
Brian broke into a roaring laugh. I sat staring at him, a stoic look on my face. I had no clue what was so funny.
His laughter died down and he stared at me looking at him.
“Oh, you were serious. You really don’t know? Wow,” he nodded his head. “Kneeling at the Temple of Zod is a reference to…anal sex.”
“But how?”
“Old school reference. Have you seen Superman II?”
“Yeah, a long time ago. Why?”
“So, it’s said that when a man penetrates a woman anally, and…,” he made a punching motion with his left arm, “sticks it in, her eyes roll over white from the overstimulation like the Zod character from the Superman II movie. So, someone saying, ‘You will kneel at the Temple of Zod, and I’ll bring the Casamigos,’ is saying, ‘I’m going to fuck you in the ass and bring the liquid courage you need to do it.”
I just sat there, mouth agape, attempting to formulate words, but my mouth was just moved with the words I couldn’t think to say. Brian simply laughed again.
“Wow,” I said, finally, while Brian continued laughing. “Who thinks of this kinda shit?”
“I don’t know. I haven’t heard it referenced since I was in The Corps, so it’s wild hearing it again, especially from you. But, yeah. That’s what it means.”
Brian lowered his eyes to the floor. Then looked at his watch. He let the question hang in the air unanswered as to whether I, ‘knelt at the Temple,’ and I didn’t volunteer a response.
**end of this part**
What do y'all think?
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Loved the detail of it and yet it still has mystery behind it.. Did she submit, does she want to worship there did Brian introduce her to Zod….
Stay tuned to next weeks episode!!!
You definitely have talent. It was enjoyable and easy to read (THANK YOU for using correct punctuation and grammar! It's a world of fuckin' difference on here.). Continue to hone your skills. Have you considered entering writing contests for literature magazines?
I bet ya sister wouldn't say this....Every last one of you motherfuckers too
Niggas lovin asshole ... Da fuck?!
Anyone that one stars this sucks dick
So when did you become an expert on how sex acts with women make you a faggot?
How does 1 staring this mean you put dicks in ya mouth?
1 star.... no homo aka no dr truth
I woke my wife up eating butt then entered the temple of Zod with such grace and passion that doves flew out the window like a Prince video
I ate so much ass i had gas all day
I ate so much ass i had gas all day
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Thank you. Thank you so very much. I appreciate it. The spelling and grammar thing is important, no, paramount, because if there are significant spelling and grammar errors you can't be taken seriously, and I've got a lot of really serious projects on the burner.
I spent about 6 years entering monthly 650 word contests on writingforums.com, where we had to write to a theme. The theme for one for example was, "It Grows On You," and I would just write something that fits the theme.
The contests started on the 1st and ran till about the 15th. Then the entrants were judged/scored on Spelling and Grammar, Evaluation, and Reaction which has 20 possible points.
It took me about 5 years to win one of those contests because I would always run into the French judge. One judge would score me 17, another would score me 18.5 and a French judge would score 11, and I would eventually lose the contest due to that dude.
I worked so hard on those short contests and they honed my skills. The critiquing was beneficial because my writing hasn't been critiqued since high school, because I went to the military instead of college after that.
Making me work so hard made me better.
Between posting there and posting here, I got better at recognizing my own spelling and grammar errors. Posting on here got me to understand ways to avoid Colin Powell - shorter paragraphs make it easier to read.
I never entered the literary contests for magazines because I do not trust them with my material. Giving someone else an opportunity to profit off of your hard work isn't kosher. Plus I already was getting what I needed from writingforums.com
Thank you again for the compliments. You guys really helped me find myself as a writer.
Be sure to include in your book how tongue punching that fart box from multiple angles is a way of speaking in tongues for Zod
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Keep going Fam!
That morning marinade on the temple door is blissful
Only if she does her maintenance well
If not, nigga finna fuck around and find out
No Mandingo, Jack Napier or Rico Strong!!
He's definitely putting out the hottest shit now. Justin's shit is weak these days compared to LT. The only problem is constant anal in his flicks.I know it's porn, but damn, I wish they'd chill with that shit.
Average life expectancy for gay men is 47. For porn stars it's around 37. Just posting this info because Blunt won't!
Did the rapist bust in him or on him? You'd think they could get a DNA sample.
Of course a faggit like you would find a woman disgusting.
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