Alien Covenant sucked ass.

OMFUCKINGGOD!! SO TRUE!! I walked out that bitch half way. that busllshit ass fake trashy ass movie don't make no damn sense. NONE!! Ridley scott should not be allowed to make another movie. Hollywood should never make a another damn movie based off the ALIEN franchise. Danny Mcbride was doing his typical Danny Mcbride thing!! Totally miscast and the cast of the movie were not even 1 damn dimensional!! Shit was ridiculous and the damn ALIEN kicked ass as usual.

This movie sucked major ass. i wouldn't not watch a bootleg version of this shit on telemundo, on mute with italion subtititles too it. i tried to get my damn money back this shit was BULLSHIT. Stay away you been warned family.
 
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No that lazy ass mofo ridley scott, scotch tape the barest of plot. Its like he was trying to take breadcrumbs and bake a full loaf. YOU ain't got to watch shit to understand the movie. It's cliche, predictable and lazy. You already seen the movie, once you see it, you'll understand. Nothing new. Major, MAJOR suck ass Movie!!
 
Prometheus looks damn near "classic" compared to this shit. and Prometheus sucked ass for what it lacked. This alien is basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck. Yeah they answer and address some of the Prometheus issues but its done in a basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck way. You been warned!! yeah I'm pissed I wasted 1hr out of my damn life on this shit. Fuck Ridley Scott and his basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck Movies. He's been coasting for too long off his rep. Stick a fork in his ass, he's done!!
 
Prometheus had potential but got bogged down on all the extra shit for the sake of being extra. Not enough explanation of the who, why, where & how.. tried to hard to be deeper than it was and no plot to really justify it. it could have been franchise materiel but they were trying to hard. At the end of the day.. its still all about Alien & aliens.. James Cameron need to go back in there and show them how its done with Sigorney weaver!
 
I can't wait to see it Saturday, but I have tapered my expectations a bit. I know it'll never give me the feeling I had when I watched Alien & Aliens for the first time and I'm ok with that. I heard the pacing in the 3rd act is all over the place compared to the first two acts, but I'll try not to nitpick.
 
Whatever they were trying to do or whatever story they were trying to tell...meh.

Walked out theatre feeling let down.
Yea.. they need to just let this go. I thought Prometheus was a muddled confused boring mess, and this look similar to me. Guess i will download and watch it one day when im bored enough.
 
Prometheus had potential but got bogged down on all the extra shit for the sake of being extra. Not enough explanation of the who, why, where & how.. tried to hard to be deeper than it was and no plot to really justify it. it could have been franchise materiel but they were trying to hard. At the end of the day.. its still all about Alien & aliens.. James Cameron need to go back in there and show them how its done with Sigorney weaver!
OMFUCKINGGOD!! SO TRUE!! I walked out that bitch half way. that busllshit ass fake trashy ass movie don't make no damn sense. NONE!! Ridley scott should not be allowed to make another movie. Hollywood should never make a another damn movie based off the ALIEN franchise. Danny Mcbride was doing his typical Danny Mcbride thing!! Totally miscast and the cast of the movie were not even 1 damn dimensional!! Shit was ridiculous and the damn ALIEN kicked ass as usual.

This movie sucked major ass. i wouldn't not watch a bootleg version of this shit on telemundo, on mute with italion subtititles too it. i tried to get my damn money back this shit was BULLSHIT. Stay away you been warned family.

No that lazy ass mofo ridley scott, scotch tape the barest of plot. Its like he was trying to take breadcrumbs and bake a full loaf. YOU ain't got to watch shit to understand the movie. It's cliche, predictable and lazy. You already seen the movie, once you see it, you'll understand. Nothing new. Major, MAJOR suck ass Movie!!

Prometheus looks damn near "classic" compared to this shit. and Prometheus sucked ass for what it lacked. This alien is basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck. Yeah they answer and address some of the Prometheus issues but its done in a basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck way. You been warned!! yeah I'm pissed I wasted 1hr out of my damn life on this shit. Fuck Ridley Scott and his basic, boring, predictable and stupid as fuck Movies. He's been coasting for too long off his rep. Stick a fork in his ass, he's done!!

Prometheus had potential but got bogged down on all the extra shit for the sake of being extra. Not enough explanation of the who, why, where & how.. tried to hard to be deeper than it was and no plot to really justify it. it could have been franchise materiel but they were trying to hard. At the end of the day.. its still all about Alien & aliens.. James Cameron need to go back in there and show them how its done with Sigorney weaver!

You did not care for this movie at all lol
 
I already knew some of the plot so I had it made up in my mind that it would be trash. Watched it, was fairly pleased.
 
Is this shit on KODI yet and Decent bootleg or possible screener?

How yall niggas see this shit already I'm in Cleveland and it just turned into may 19th?
 
Trailors are the best part of the movie. Matter of fact 3 scenes from the trailors at not even in the movie

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Is michael fassenberg or whatever his name is the new Nicolas cage , he doesn't turn down anything
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i wouldn't not watch a bootleg version of this shit on telemundo, on mute with italion subtititles too it. i tried to get my damn money back this shit was BULLSHIT. Stay away you been warned family.

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Well okay then....I guess that I can cancel my plans for sat.
 
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Damn. Was looking forward to this. Muthafucka!! Fuck it, I'm still going on Saturday to see it. Fuck dis thread!! :crying::crying::crying:

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Is this shit on KODI yet and Decent bootleg or possible screener?

How yall niggas see this shit already I'm in Cleveland and it just turned into may 19th?
it was playing last night at willoughby and richmond mall
 
Saw an early screening and it was easily my least favorite of the franchise. "Sucked ass" might be a little strong but it's BGOL so what do you expect.

The story as a continuation to Prometheus was lacking. The actors(lack of star power) and more specifically complement to Fassbender was noticeable.

Definitely, something you can wait to rent, bootleg..whatever. But if you're in the mood for a silly time and don't have anything else better to see then give it a try.
 
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