This was posted by my new friend Travis Reed! Go give him a follow! He will make you laugh guaranteed!
Aight check it….I sweatergawd if I pull up to your Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow and you try to serve me the cranberry sauce on the left I’m flippin all them tables over
don’t nobody want no chutney berry blends with kosher salt recipe u got from Pinterest
idc if Eliza Thornberry herself made, issa no for me dawg, I’m not cultured enough….gimme what’s on the right from the great glacier waters of Ocean Spray that Jesus himself moonwalked on…that canned cold maroon lumped jelly with the ridges where can’t nobody can slice right, I’m from the trenches.
David McGuire Sr.
Reading some of the comments led me to this conclusion… the people who eat it from the can are less judgmental than you weirdos that make it yourself with orange and whatever the hell is shimmering in it. For the love of God just buy a can or two so that some of the normal people you invite over can have good cranberry sauce.