After 20 years, my very first post

20 years and that's your best pussy story is about fucking a couple jackson hewitt tax clerks. Very unimpressive. Has BGOL taught you anything it at least must be interesting. We have veteran posters who have made up professions with elaborate stories about their fake time in school for FUCKING YEARS. A bgol worthy story this is not.

what veterans?
 
About 10 years ago I lived in South Florida. I had a night job at this tax place with multiple locations; I worked at the headquarters, which was actually in a strip mall in the CENTER of the hood LOL. Because I was the back-office guy...

bro worked be teaching kats to twirl those "get your taxes done now" signs out in the alley behind the store
 
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I see why you don't post. I'm still not sure of the topic of this thread. :confused:
 
20 years and that's your best pussy story is about fucking a couple jackson hewitt tax clerks. Very unimpressive. Has BGOL taught you anything it at least must be interesting. We have veteran posters who have made up professions with elaborate stories about their fake time in school for FUCKING YEARS. A bgol worthy story this is not.


Jeez! Bwaaahhhhh.
 
Very good half a story...was waiting for something dramatic to happen and then it just...fizzled...still kinda confused
 
So, I already know I'm probably gonna get ocked for this, but at the current moment, I have absolutely no fucks to give...

I've been a "lurker" on this board for the better part of 20 years. Granted, I've been a paying customer in recent years but have replied or contributed very little...so I decided to pop my posting "cherry" and put my shit out there.

This initially was a reply to the "true confessions" thread but, in the spirit of killing two birds with one stone, I'm puttin' my shit out there...

About 10 years ago I lived in South Florida. I had a night job at this tax place with multiple locations; I worked at the headquarters, which was actually in a strip mall in the CENTER of the hood LOL. Because I was the back-office guy, The CEO took me around to the satellite locations to meet the people that I'd be working with. One of them was this thick-ass Bahamian chick. Now, I've been a church nerd all my life so I had no idea how to step to her. But I'd heard that ALL chicks south of Miami are straight up freaks, so I later found out that my lack of game did not matter.

So, I'm working one night and almost every chick in the office is flirting with me. But once again, I hardly notice because I have not game. Bahamian chick stops by and drops me off a Tahitian Treat (a soft drink similar to Hawaiian punch). That shit is delicious, BTW, and I recommend it to anyone who happens to come across it.

Anyway, even in my complete naivete, I pick up the hint and started calling her. Turns out, she's essentially in a bad relationship with her boyfriend but, for whatever reason, doesn't want to break it off with him. But she wanted to see me on the down-low because she didn't want her boyfriend to find out, and of course I obliged.

Up to that point, I really hadn't had much pussy. But this bitch absolutely put it on me. It got to the point where she would call me, ask me what I wanted to eat, bought the food and brought it to my place, rode my dick until I bussed, then promptly left - all without me asking. It was the SHIT. But wait, there's more.

While all of this was going on, I ran across this Colombian chick who worked at another one of the satellite offices. By this time I had mustered up about 2 ounces of game so I decided to let my balls drop and ask her out. Turns out she had two sons, one of which was only a few years younger than me. She really liked me but, like the Bahamian chick, wanted to keep it quiet (so as not to suffer embarrassment from her family for dating somebody so close in age to her son). Long story short, despite my severe lack of sexual experience, I could give her 30 minutes of foreplay and sex and this slut would literally have 10-15 orgasms. Her head game did not compare with "Bahamas", but if a bitch orgasms just from rubbing her tits, she's a muthafuckin' keeper. :dance: :dance::dance:

So it got to the point where I was fuckin' these bitches on consecutive nights. On top of that, we would have all-leadership meetings on Saturday mornings. This was the only time that both of those bitches were in the same room (because they worked in different offices that where at least 45 minutes apart). They'd both be giving me that sexy look during the meetings while NEVER KNOWING that I was fuckin' them both. They were both heartbroken when I took a promotion from my main job in another city.

Years later, I met my wife, got married and settled my ass down. But I still frequent BGOL to get my news and my pussy. :lol:

So, that's my story. Let the ocking begin. :D

WHO DA TARGET MAYNE ?????? :hmm::hmm:
 
Man y'all dudes be killing me....

Not sure if its real or not but post more man. This is probably one of the funniest first posts Ive seen in some time.

Funniest one was " I'm going to use my first post to tell you to shut the fuck up ".

I have the screens shot somewhere, lmao.
 
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