Adopted man finds out biological father is Charles Manson

[Punch]

Damn...all news aint good news damn!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...r-Is-My-Long-Lost-Dad/Article/200911415463172

Matthew Roberts, 41, tracked down his biological mother after she put him up for adoption in 1968.

But he sank into depression after the woman revealed his dad is none other than the jailed cult leader, The Sun reported.

I'm a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster.

Mr Roberts speaking to The Sun

Manson and his 'Family' of commune followers committed nine gruesome murders in Los Angeles in 1969.

 

[wiZe]

damn.

 

[merce77]

Damn...all news aint good news damn!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...r-Is-My-Long-Lost-Dad/Article/200911415463172

Matthew Roberts, 41, tracked down his biological mother after she put him up for adoption in 1968.

But he sank into depression after the woman revealed his dad is none other than the jailed cult leader, The Sun reported.

I'm a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster.

Mr Roberts speaking to The Sun

Manson and his 'Family' of commune followers committed nine gruesome murders in Los Angeles in 1969.

FUCK.

 

[thereason]

wow lol

 

[wiZe]

"Mr Roberts' real mother claimed he was born after Manson raped her in a drug-fuelled orgy in 1967."

Which is worse? Finding out you were conceived in a drug-fueled orgy or that you are Charles Manson's child?

 

[EPDC]

Finding biological father FAIL.

 

[imbouttodonate]

He got the good end of the deal by not knowing his dad.

 

[merce77]

Finding biological father FAIL.

You know you wrong for that sun!!!!

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

How exactly does one get 'raped' in a drug fueked 'orgy'? Isn't the whole point of an orgy to fuck?

 

[nyyank78]

Helter F*%KIN Skelter!!!

 

[wiZe]

How exactly does one get 'raped' in a drug fueked 'orgy'? Isn't the whole point of an orgy to fuck?

c/s! This whole sh@! is beyond belief. LOL. I know he wish he could now have his memory partially erased. LOL.

 

[wiZe]

He was conceived the same way this guy was.

By 1000 maniacs!

 

[dasmybikepunk]

Hey it is what it is, I bet once he found out he didn't instantly commit suicide...why because he wants to live and if not for a drunkin orgy with a crazed cult leading murderer he would not even exist.

It ain't no good news to find out Manson is your pops but shit what's the alternative? Never being born at all.

He should have thought of that shit out before shitting on his adopted parents and going on a quest to find his dad

Hell ain't that how Luke Skywalker got his hand cut off.

I blame these reunion talk shows when will these abandonment psyched out people learn if you've had a good life still in one piece and are living be thankful and realize there's a fucking reason your birth parents aren't around...and more than likely it is painful.

 

[heiesuke]

damn.

 

[redemption]

This thread was already shockingly funny, but seeing this pic as I scrolled down

 

[Young Sir]

Damn..

 

[jasonblacc]

I would just get paid off it. Write book about the story and get paid.

 

[djkidrich]

 

[therealjondoe]

He was conceived the same way this guy was.

By 1000 maniacs!

i lol'd my ass off

 

[Gadgetman]

You know that's going to mess with head for now on.

 

[willbprod]

fail

 

[daking181]

At least he has a pickup line for the ladies. "Do you know who my father is"?

 

[hsm2448]

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

I rather have a father like Charles Manson than have a son like Jeffrey Dalmer .....both are bad but Jeffrey Dalmer did way more fucked up shit than Charles Manson.......imo.....

 

[BlackViolet]

I would just get paid off it. Write book about the story and get paid.

That's what I was thinking.

Anyway. Neither did he get dressed to go to an orgy of drugged-out freaks, nor did he lead a bunch of drugged-out freaks on a murder spree.

 

[merce77]

Hey it is what it is, I bet once he found out he didn't instantly commit suicide...why because he wants to live and if not for a drunkin orgy with a crazed cult leading murderer he would not even exist.

It ain't no good news to find out Manson is your pops but shit what's the alternative? Never being born at all.

He should have thought of that shit out before shitting on his adopted parents and going on a quest to find his dad

Hell ain't that how Luke Skywalker got his hand cut off.

I blame these reunion talk shows when will these abandonment psyched out people learn if you've had a good life still in one piece and are living be thankful and realize there's a fucking reason your birth parents aren't around...and more than likely it is painful.

Nicca you just made me spit up my Sprite. But I do C/S your statement to the fullest, leave well enough alone.

 

[Costanza]

"Mr Roberts' real mother claimed he was born after Manson raped her in a drug-fuelled orgy in 1967."

Which is worse? Finding out you were conceived in a drug-fueled orgy or that you are Charles Manson's child?

Definitely the Manson part... The orgy part is pretty bad but the drug aspect is not at all uncommon...

How many babies were conceived because "The way lil mama was shakin' that ass in the club, I just had to have her...

In fact, little Jaimie, you were named after the song that was playing. It captures the whole reason for your existence.

"

 

[Punch]

At least he has a pickup line for the ladies. "Do you know who my father is"?

as odd as it may seem...he prolly would get some ass from the fact too

 

[trstar]

 

[DreDee]

This thread was already shockingly funny, but seeing this pic as I scrolled down

That picture got me also! Waaay too funny.

 

[the Imm font]

He got the good end of the deal by not knowing his dad.

one of he few times i ever quote and agree with a 15 day member

 

[Redcorn3]

 

[SamSneed]

 

[LennyNero1972]

Now that is fucked for reals.

 

[The Black HHH]

Man, I would kill myself, but then you really are a killer.