98 women on SOL - A story rap -

[shanebp1978]

In the great tradition of story raps, I am going to attempt to use every woman's name in this story . . . . of course it will involve, crime, sex, and hopefully some Vodka!






98 women on SOL . . . here's your rap . . .

The door bell rings
but it ain't what it seems
LadyScorpio steps in like a Barbadian dream
I ain't got no pants on, but she's like stand calm
Femmenoire walks in and tells me, " Look, Your the man "
It's you who will excute our most devious of plans
The expansion of our crime syndicate SOL fam
I'm like damn
What I gotta do
She's like it's simple, do you, move quick and split through
One Brick
find the package
One trip
it's probably hidden under the mattress of this one black woman actress, that one chix
Honeydip here will pack your dumb shit
travel light in a rental whip
Here's your tick
the flight to LA out of JFK leaves at six

So it's Shane on the plane
trying to refrain from giving hot ass Lola the sex slang game
while she sitting next to me, convincing my brain this mission is a frame
But if I fuck it up, I ain't trying to take the blame
Or the consequence
get knocked off n hit
I could barely hear her over the sound of my own awesomeness
after 5 hours I step onto Cali land with the caution shit
CleopatraJ is like hey, you want a cig or a jay?
With a frown I say nay
I'm here to acquire that which my queen desire
keep it business like Marlo off the wire
Femm is promising, enough stack to retire
But does she have the power and reach
Cleo J betrays and tells me my new deal, new LA meet
is with the infamous notorious most dangerous Princessrech . . .




To be continued . . . ..


An example of my inspiration . . .

Mobb Deep - Drink away the pain

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/eD4dnOCNmlI&rel=1[/flash]

 

[Steelwill2006]

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

cant wait to see the rest Shane

 

[shanebp1978]

I look better than you.

Go cause a woman to tell you, " I think of you as my BEST friend ", or "If It's Meant To Be, it'll be ".



You fucking walking horror movie CGI effect.

 

[Steelwill2006]

I look better than you.

Go cause a woman to tell you, " I think of you as my BEST friend ", or "If It's Meant To Be, it'll be ".



You fucking walking horror movie CGI effect.

I've never seen you before, so I can't judge you and why would I. But somehow you've seen a photo of me. Which would explain the sleepy eye reference you made a few months ago in one of the threads for Moustacy. But it's all good Shane. Hasn't stopped me from getting any pussy bruh.

 

[shanebp1978]

Hasn't stopped me from getting any pussy bruh.

You get pussy!???

 

[Steelwill2006]

You get pussy!???

Aight dude, finish your rap song.

 

[shanebp1978]

cant wait to see the rest Shane

So I'm in the valley
a dark car drives up the even darker alley
though the day is full light
PrincessReche steps out in a pantsuit tight
" Your this ninja they call Shane, right?
Here's the deal
the real reason why you here, see clear
You do my bidding, or your bodies hidden
Don't laugh ninja I ain't even about no kidden "
She begins
to explain her game
it was southern cali, but at that moment
it begins to rain
She tells How the east coast crew is oh so lame
How I can increase my money and plus my fame
Sounds like good sexy biz
standing behind her is the young Lady-Wiz
A sparkle in her eyes and a chest to make you shout, she young but she put in work, her pics, and stand with clout
Well
I ain't trying to get murked an be out
PR and I shake hands
but my fingers crossed
Out here she connected and she the boss
For now my Queen Fem gotta take the loss
As I walk past, Izayoi, the sad woman lets out a maniacal laugh
This shit could go tragic like that movie crash
Now I'm on the street, looking for a ChocolateTone, ,it's sexing I seek, to sip a lady's tee
I peep
Some Sexylegz, about 33 . .. .

Aight dude, finish your rap song.

I'm just saying dog. I pass up vulva for the smarter play.

 

[DigitalAngel2007]

Can't I be in the story cleanin' windows or something with a tight maid outfit on......

 

[Steelwill2006]

I'm just saying dog. I pass up vulva for the smarter play.

Well, you stated yourself that I must be no options ugly. So what more do you expect dude? More power to ya bruh.

 

[shanebp1978]

I saw Jam-Jam, I'm like damn man
I could Ceil that with my strong hand
No webcam
watching, but like crossin the Mississippi I got caution
but then I began to start talkin
To this Sexy-Scorpio, all it took was a look and a Yo
Discussion with no cussin, and that's how we rolled
straight to her house
Her man's out, and we wasn't quite like a mouse
I was feenin for the screamin and the creamin
Her skin tone makes me thrust with passion an meaning
Kitchen island, couch, bedroom and bathroom like I'm dreaming
She's like you got to go
Tells me to go harder/faster, but I'm a stroke slow
Ask her who's is it and what she know
Hold her near
when she cum
and blow on my ear, call her out her name, but still call her dear . . .

The saga will continue

 

[ladyscorpio]

 

[DigitalAngel2007]

I've never seen you before, so I can't judge you and why would I. But somehow you've seen a photo of me. Which would explain the sleepy eye reference you made a few months ago in one of the threads for Moustacy. But it's all good Shane. Hasn't stopped me from getting any pussy bruh.

You have a lazy eye and you were in the military??? I hope yo' ass wasn't trying to handle a weapon.

 

[mcguyver]

That shit was smooth Shane, but I got 1 question. Can we shut the board down when blunt and steelwill log on? You know, pretend like no ones home.

 

[onyxfemme]

Niiiice!

 

[Izayoi]

Very interesting. Why I have to be sad and maniacal

Go head Shane. Nobody does it better.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Very interesting. Why I have to be sad and maniacal

Go head Shane. Nobody does it better.

Iz you know he's got you in the "other" thread

 

[Steelwill2006]

That shit was smooth Shane, but I got 1 question. Can we shut the board down when blunt and steelwill log on? You know, pretend like no ones home.

 

[shanebp1978]

So after Scorp's and I's swing
I had a craving for this Caramelcute ting
Put on my leather and my ring
Told Scorp it was a damn good thing
But back to work
New mission
call in a favour
SinaminDelite, yo listen
I need a west coast driver
I'm seeking this one chix and they gonna hide her
Keep her from my eyes
In the city where Angel's cry the streets are full of lies but I got one try
SD picks me up
I'm in the back of a black '07 Cadillac truck
A car besides us runs up
I pull the glock and start to buck
SunnyB and Entouragechick firing off like what
SD ducks to her knees, puts two in Nworplease
she dead, with a quick walk we fled
Disabled and tossed our weapons so that no fed
can follow us
Now it's me and Sin D
in us we trust
together we rust or bust
Loyalty in our mind is a must
Baroness missed and ended up in dust
We gotta call Cocobeauty 36 for which I have lust
On a pay phone
because that lady mostly stay home
No late out nights
She keep biz, intelligence and family tight
She's on the phone like you need safe house right . . . . ?


To be continued . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYv12Z-8AeM&NR=1



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[ladyscorpio]

keep it coming

 

[DigitalAngel2007]

I'm looking for a pouting avitar but I can't find one

 

[Remmy]

Nice!!!

 

[shanebp1978]

So coco invites me to her home
we alone
she hands me mag and chrome
so I can hit cats straight to their dome
make their mother's moan
I'm the wire's Chris partlow clone

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/chrispartlow.jpg
She understand
what a man gonna do
be a man and stand . . .

So Now, I got new tools,
they will be used
I'm traveling light
no boys, no crews
that's just fact
MTL wants me to hit cat
since I pack
I want it too, so no lack, no dick flat
Coco is like you better stay on pact
don't make Femme have to come and kill that
I act
Like it's all cool
Coco keeps her game old school
Not like these dumb fools

So MTL, I ain't gonna do that
I adjust my tie and suit
I need to recruit
a bad woman who's willing to shoot
a Sex-Kitten with the red dot
Flip open the cell and call Getyou-hot
Because the revolution is about to pop . . .



[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/KdF8wEfP6MQ&rel=1[/flash]

 

[Chicutie]

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/KdF8wEfP6MQ&rel=1[/flash]

This is my shit!!!!!!

 

[shanebp1978]

This is my shit!!!!!!

I'm at blueberry hill now.

Listening to THE shit.

Do you really want to . .. never mind, let me stop.

 

[Chicutie]

I'm at blueberry hill now.

Listening to THE shit.

Do you really want to . .. never mind, let me stop.

LOL. ..

I didn't know you were in St. Louis. I'm a little new to the area. . haven't been there yet. Is that an invite?

 

[CPT Callamity]

You have a lazy eye and you were in the military??? I hope yo' ass wasn't trying to handle a weapon.

I tried not to laugh...

 

[shanebp1978]

LOL. ..

I didn't know you were in St. Louis. I'm a little new to the area. . haven't been there yet. Is that an invite?

I missed this.

It's an invite
If in the end,
I might
Get 165 mins. That night
now what's right?
I'm always north county or U city, are you
in sight?

RRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT!?



Back to the story
What do you know!?
JofromthaNo, got that connect with the PoPo
She the ghetto Rambo
make ninja's hands glow
with her Ammo
Got heat to give cats that tan yo!
So I got me team, dream
both them work for cream to hit spleens
We tooled up with means
Dressed right, shit's tight it ain't what it seems
We tight on the seams
no leak
now our target is, the infamous, the dangerous PC FREAK . .. . . .

 

[MissLady]

Keep it coming.

 

[GET YOU HOT]

Shane, 98 Stories and a Bitch ain't ONe...

 

[shanebp1978]

. . . So it's meet
with the infamous and dangerous PC Freak
who's underhanded creep
got her a piece of the leak
Baby woman know the streets an BGOL and what we seek
Always teasing
just giving peak

But She better beware that Shane ninja and his speak
'cause I'm on my mission
GET YOU HOT in my ear, like, " It's the job. Don't be pimpin! "

But when I see that waist
I wanna see that face
an be that place
I'll TAKE, but never with haste
Woman, Just give good ole Shane a little taste
Meanwhile, We connect with grace

Her girls, Bigirl, and OnxyFemme got her back
We talking over the table with thousands on stack
Bigirl in her nature, is like, " Fuck that!
You a man, you think you mack!

You pull an I clap back, you foul cat! "

But I got my Sex Kit, and GYH bad ass intelligent woman wolf pack
Plus we all strapped . . . .
Bi cautious on her vibe, 'cause this just fact
while my sac
is thinking of PC like she release on tap
But even though even so, cordial is how we all act

At the table
PC is smooth
She waits for my chess piece to make move
So I try to sooth
Not to be rude
I'm like, " disappear take cruise "
I gotta get that Package, and Femme is on bruise
She in a mood, and I got all the tools to use
PC responds like no matter what, she won't lose . . . .


Stay tuned for the next episode . . . .

Written to . . .

Nas, Az, Nature ,Dr Dre, The Firm- Phone Tap

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/8kgBetkcwsY[/flash]

 

[ladyscorpio]

you know everytime I see you post your rhymes it does something to me

 

[DeSiRe]

damn outta 98 i thought i would at least get a quick cameo

*cries and leaves thread*

 

[lilsexii]

damn outta 98 i thought i would at least get a quick cameo

*cries and leaves thread*

word

*lip poked out*

 

[Chicutie]

I missed this.

It's an invite
If in the end,
I might
Get 165 mins. That night
now what's right?
I'm always north county or U city, are you
in sight?

RRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT!?

I'm just seeing this!!!

You can catch me in Central West End, on West Florissant or Graham,
I'll give you your 165, but only if you can make me say "Dammmmmmnnnn". .. .
Gotta give up something worth breaking this celibacy. . .
But I'll be quiet now don't wanna stir up any jealousy. . . LOL