40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With A Woman

[Mello Mello]

4 mistakes women make while having sex with a gameboy,,,

1) No teeth when giving head
2) Make sure the pussy doesn't smell like a trash dumpster
3) Don't arch your back like a scared cat when in the doggy style position.
4) Don't think I'm going to be your man, just because you gave me the pussy.

see how simple men are compared to women,,,

Everybody done quoted this mutha fucka! Let me go on and say I agree.

 

[Mello Mello]

im tellin this to every chick i feel like lastin 2 minutes with from now on and watch them just think to themselves while i get dressed and ready leave.

Word man. We only get 6 seconds of climax enjoyment after putting in most of the work for however long it may be.

 

[Mello Mello]

Women be killin' me with these fuckin' lists... and some of that shit is just plain common sense

Personally I feel that all women are different and therefore like and enjoy different things...some like it slow & gentle...some scream for you to hit it harder...some are quiet and sensual...some want you to slap em on the ass and talk dirty to em...some like all of the above depending on their mood and how freaky they're feelin' that day....etc, etc....I've fucked with all types...with that said...Good sex and knowing how to fuck a chick so good that she cleanin' ya crib and cookin' you breakfast all comes with experience, communication, and learning how to read a woman's body language (that one can take years)....there's no manual on the human body (male or female)...it's the most complex thing on earth and we're still learning new shit about it everyday....

And if the chick is that demandin' to expect you to know and follow all these rules and guidelines, I guarantee the sex ain't gonna be that enjoyable anyway....as a matter of fact...I'm dealin' with this exact situation right now....this bitch gave me this book called "Supersex" (mainly cuz I think she was trying to persuade me to eat her out)....but she turned out to be one of the most boring fucks I've ever had...cuz all she think about is herself and she don't know the first thing about what a man really likes...she thinks just because she givin' up the pussy that I must be in heaven or some shit...it's actually funny to me how women try so hard to educate men on pleasin' them and take little time to educate themselves....I don't know about ya'll but I'm a grown ass man and just stickin' my dick in pussy ain't enough to keep me coming back these days (maybe in high school it was)...I like a bitch to be interactive and make the shit exciting...all pussy can make you nut so that ain't nothing special if a chick want you to stay around (and in my case they usually do)...that's why a lotta chicks are easily disposable (don't know when women are gonna grasp that concept)

You show me a nigga who does all that shit on that list and I'll show you a nigga who's tryin' WAAAAY too hard....

If a chick shows me some shit like that, I'll probably fuck...get a quick nut...politlely show her the door, erase her number and call up a chick who really knows what's up for some real fuck action later on

Currectamundo!!

 

[Thick Johnson]

My feet are fucked up I dont take my socks off .


The BIGGEST mistake men make is taking the condom off.

Or continuing to fuck when they know damn well it busted.

 

[D-TOWN REP]

#1 - Women were made to please me.

I think they either forgot that fact or simply just choose to ignore it.

 

[jerrynuevo]

4 mistakes women make while having sex with a gameboy,,,

1) No teeth when giving head
2) Make sure the pussy doesn't smell like a trash dumpster
3) Don't arch your back like a scared cat when in the doggy style position.
4) Don't think I'm going to be your man, just because you gave me the pussy.

see how simple men are compared to women,,,

I Nominate these for Man Laws

 

[Mello Mello]

Fuck that list, I keep my boots on for maximum tracking when I break a woman doggy style. I'm a tall Ninja, so I put a freak on the king sized bed, with my feet firmly on the floor and stand up in the pussy.

Traction.

 

[Mello Mello]

My feet are fucked up I dont take my socks off .

 

[wutevabeotch]

Women be killin' me with these fuckin' lists... and some of that shit is just plain common sense

Personally I feel that all women are different and therefore like and enjoy different things...some like it slow & gentle...some scream for you to hit it harder...some are quiet and sensual...some want you to slap em on the ass and talk dirty to em...some like all of the above depending on their mood and how freaky they're feelin' that day....etc, etc....I've fucked with all types...with that said...Good sex and knowing how to fuck a chick so good that she cleanin' ya crib and cookin' you breakfast all comes with experience, communication, and learning how to read a woman's body language (that one can take years)....there's no manual on the human body (male or female)...it's the most complex thing on earth and we're still learning new shit about it everyday....

And if the chick is that demandin' to expect you to know and follow all these rules and guidelines, I guarantee the sex ain't gonna be that enjoyable anyway....as a matter of fact...I'm dealin' with this exact situation right now....this bitch gave me this book called "Supersex" (mainly cuz I think she was trying to persuade me to eat her out)....but she turned out to be one of the most boring fucks I've ever had...cuz all she think about is herself and she don't know the first thing about what a man really likes...she thinks just because she givin' up the pussy that I must be in heaven or some shit...it's actually funny to me how women try so hard to educate men on pleasin' them and take little time to educate themselves....I don't know about ya'll but I'm a grown ass man and just stickin' my dick in pussy ain't enough to keep me coming back these days (maybe in high school it was)...I like a bitch to be interactive and make the shit exciting...all pussy can make you nut so that ain't nothing special if a chick want you to stay around (and in my case they usually do)...that's why a lotta chicks are easily disposable (don't know when women are gonna grasp that concept)

You show me a nigga who does all that shit on that list and I'll show you a nigga who's tryin' WAAAAY too hard....

If a chick shows me some shit like that, I'll probably fuck...get a quick nut...politlely show her the door, erase her number and call up a chick who really knows what's up for some real fuck action later on

I'll drink to that

 

[Thick Johnson]

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what'snecessary.


The bitch should be able to tell just like they said a man should be
able to. (see rule #22)
No double standards!!!!!!!!!

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.[/u]Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

Women love it in the ass...what kinda shit is this?

I set hoes on fire.

 

[Blue-sky]

4 mistakes women make while having sex with a gameboy,,,

1) No teeth when giving head
2) Make sure the pussy doesn't smell like a trash dumpster
3) Don't arch your back like a scared cat when in the doggy style position.
4) Don't think I'm going to be your man, just because you gave me the pussy.

see how simple men are compared to women,,,

BRAVO!

A stinkin pussy is really bad, but really irritates me is

3) Don't arch your back like a scared cat when in the doggy style position.

 

[max-dawg]

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what'snecessary.


The bitch should be able to tell just like they said a man should be
able to. (see rule #22)
No double standards!!!!!!!!!

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.[/u]Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

Women love it in the ass...what kinda shit is this?

I set hoes on fire.

co-sign. nigras on this board say anal with a woman is gay, etc. i say bullshit because LOTS of women actually ask me to fuck them up the ass A LOT!!!! and that esp. includes white gals... they love that shit.

i'm NOT a big fan of anal, and i won't ask for it, but if she wants it, i've got dickbags in-hand, lube nearby, and an arch in my back cause if i don't do it, someone else will.

 

[Juggaknox]

these bitches askin for to much lol

 

[Mello Mello]

Women be killin' me with these fuckin' lists... and some of that shit is just plain common sense

Personally I feel that all women are different and therefore like and enjoy different things...some like it slow & gentle...some scream for you to hit it harder...some are quiet and sensual...some want you to slap em on the ass and talk dirty to em...some like all of the above depending on their mood and how freaky they're feelin' that day....etc, etc....I've fucked with all types...with that said...Good sex and knowing how to fuck a chick so good that she cleanin' ya crib and cookin' you breakfast all comes with experience, communication, and learning how to read a woman's body language (that one can take years)....there's no manual on the human body (male or female)...it's the most complex thing on earth and we're still learning new shit about it everyday....

And if the chick is that demandin' to expect you to know and follow all these rules and guidelines, I guarantee the sex ain't gonna be that enjoyable anyway....as a matter of fact...I'm dealin' with this exact situation right now....this bitch gave me this book called "Supersex" (mainly cuz I think she was trying to persuade me to eat her out)....but she turned out to be one of the most boring fucks I've ever had...cuz all she think about is herself and she don't know the first thing about what a man really likes...she thinks just because she givin' up the pussy that I must be in heaven or some shit...it's actually funny to me how women try so hard to educate men on pleasin' them and take little time to educate themselves....I don't know about ya'll but I'm a grown ass man and just stickin' my dick in pussy ain't enough to keep me coming back these days (maybe in high school it was)...I like a bitch to be interactive and make the shit exciting...all pussy can make you nut so that ain't nothing special if a chick want you to stay around (and in my case they usually do)...that's why a lotta chicks are easily disposable (don't know when women are gonna grasp that concept)

You show me a nigga who does all that shit on that list and I'll show you a nigga who's tryin' WAAAAY too hard....

If a chick shows me some shit like that, I'll probably fuck...get a quick nut...politlely show her the door, erase her number and call up a chick who really knows what's up for some real fuck action later on

So so true. Dropin' jewels with this one.

 

[Pussy Krook]

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what'snecessary.



What? So she can pull away? Sheeeit...

these bitches askin for to much lol

 

[olivierjuni]

4 mistakes women make while having sex with a gameboy,,,

1) No teeth when giving head
2) Make sure the pussy doesn't smell like a trash dumpster
3) Don't arch your back like a scared cat when in the doggy style position.
4) Don't think I'm going to be your man, just because you gave me the pussy.

see how simple men are compared to women,,,

i fucking co-sing!!

 

[jiggylo09]

Who gives a FUCK women make about 80 mistakes!!!!!

Heres a few

1 Not swallowing the kids

2 Stay up stop falling down when i hit it Doggy Style

3 Please have matching color Bra and Panties

4 Watch them got dam teeth when u give me goose neck!!!

5 Make a nigga a sandwich when im done

6 Have them mother fuckin' kids sleep b4 I gets there 3 year olds shouldn't be up too late

7 We like MASSAGES too shit my back be hurtin' too

8 Dam chic control these niggas from poppin' up when Im here

9 Bitch I told u I have a girl already

10 Don't ask me to tell u b4 I cum in ur mouth cause u know Im not

 

[SlyMinx]

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

WOW !!

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

I HEARD....

DEPENDING ON WHAT HE CONSUMES BY MOUTH MIGHT CHANGE THAT SEA LIKE TASTE. THEN ON THE OTHER HAND A PEPPERMINT IN MOUTH WHILE GIVING HEAD ADDS FLAVOR, OR A HALLS COUGHDROP

 

[histick]

here are a few that I follow:

41. Wrap it up! You only get one dick so gamble with it?

42. Make sure you eat! I have had to eat fucking salads on dates because some my dates were vegetarian. My stomach was growling during sex.

43. Pillows. They help to create nice angles for hitting her spot.

44. Watch her hair especially if it's long. You don't want it getting caught under her body; someone's shoulder or something. Inexperienced chicks don't know this so make sure it doesn't happen.

45. Most important...take care of my body. Females don't want to fuck an out of shape chump.

* If you have your own place, here is what I have learned from bringing females over for the night:

-When I bring over a mexican female for the night, there is a chance she will clean up my place a bit or cook for me in morning. You have to make them feel special for this to happen and not from sex.

-When I bring a white female over for the night, if she is a normal white chick then she will want to talk about relationship stuff in the morning. If she is down, her ass woke up at 7 am and went home, leaving a note saying "call me".

-When I bring an asian female over for the night, if her family is conservative I have to take her home before her family wakes up in the morning. Otherwise, I just expect them to size up my place when they wake up in the morning. If shit is messy, they WILL comment.

-The few black females that I have managed to get lucky with ALWAYS comment if they any bit of mess in my apartment.

Euro chicks vary.