163 years old. Old muthafucka right here
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I’ll be laughing all day.
Tied jackets defend you from mother nature… tied bed sheets around body defend you from the reaper
Ain't no fuckin way I wanna be around that long to look like that. 
Cellular mitosis at 0.001 percent…
“Technically” alive…
“Technically” alive…
Egyptian knew this, I bet that nigga is Amun
Nigga shit dustAin't no fuckin way I wanna be around that long to look like that.
See post #2Ya sure dude ain't dead?
walking dead type shit...
I've told this story b4, my great granddad was 111. (1884-1995)
All he wanted to do is die and be with his wife and friends that passed when he was 70ish.
All he wanted to do is die and be with his wife and friends that passed when he was 70ish.
Man, that's just a young Yoda; Yoda lived to be 'bout 900 years old.
My grandmother was 105 when she passed. Amazingly enough she got around very easily. She looked good for 105 if that's such a thing. Absolutely no health problems either. Just some issues with her eyes. She died of natural causes in Hazlehurst Georgia. If grandma knew what I was doin to these bitches throwing them into their drywall and choking the shit outta them during sex she may have kicked the bucket sooner
dude look like a ghoul from fallout 4 .....
The post I saw yesterday oh social media said he was a black man
They a beast with the animatronics these days.
My grandmother was 105 when she passed. Amazingly enough she got around very easily. She looked good for 105 if that's such a thing. Absolutely no health problems either. Just some issues with her eyes. She died of natural causes in Hazlehurst Georgia. If grandma knew what I was doin to these bitches throwing them into their drywall and choking the shit outta them during sex she may have kicked the bucket sooner
My grandmother will be 92 this year. She has a sister that just turned 97. She has already buried 3 kids. She told my mother not long ago she is going to out live all her children
And he definitely ain’t getting no pussy.
Interviewer: “how old are you?”
him: “I’m hungry, feed me.”
interviewer: “wow, 163?!”
If that nigga see pussy
And he definitely ain’t getting no pussy.
Interviewer: “how old are you?”
him: “I’m hungry, feed me.”
interviewer: “wow, 163?!”
he’ll die
Interviewer: "how old are you?"
And he definitely ain’t getting no pussy.
Interviewer: “how old are you?”
him: “I’m hungry, feed me.”
interviewer: “wow, 163?!”
him: "ouch"
When they feed on faggots with aids lol
Where is the proof
Hell seeing it, even if he just sniffed it.
And he definitely ain’t getting no pussy.
Interviewer: “how old are you?”
him: “I’m hungry, feed me.”
interviewer: “wow, 163?!”
