10 Things we always do in bed

[YouLikeMyStyle]

1. I love to kiss for awhile...prerequisite

2. The man HAS to suck my tits...my nipples are dumb sensitive. This can take place during foreplay when I'm on top or whenever he feels like it.

3. I can't live without getting my pussy ate--I think I'm addicted.

Now for the things i do to the man:

4. I love feeling on muscles: arms, chest, back, stomach. That shit gets me wet

5. I moan in his ear if he's on top or I'm on top...I like when he talks dirty to me. e.g. "you gonna cum on this dick girl."

6. He must hit it from the back...I like feelig his strength. I arch my back as much as possible. Of course the man can help with this

7. I like sucking his dick...I tease a lot at first then start to do my thing lol. I love the reaction

8. I love to ride. facing the front or back

9. I squeeze my pussy muscles after he cums and his dick is still in my pussy lol...comedic relief

10. i like to laugh during sex...if i laugh that means it was good and i am so damn happy

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Anybody who has a list of things thinks about the act of sex to much. Let that shit go. Go with the flow. Um, I can guarantee that I cum and she cums, other than that, nothing is constant.

 

[Izayoi]

1. I love to kiss for awhile...prerequisite

2. The man HAS to suck my tits...my nipples are dumb sensitive. This can take place during foreplay when I'm on top or whenever he feels like it.

3. I can't live without getting my pussy ate--I think I'm addicted.

Now for the things i do to the man:

4. I love feeling on muscles: arms, chest, back, stomach. That shit gets me wet

5. I moan in his ear if he's on top or I'm on top...I like when he talks dirty to me. e.g. "you gonna cum on this dick girl."

6. He must hit it from the back...I like feelig his strength. I arch my back as much as possible. Of course the man can help with this

7. I like sucking his dick...I tease a lot at first then start to do my thing lol. I love the reaction

8. I love to ride. facing the front or back

9. I squeeze my pussy muscles after he cums and his dick is still in my pussy lol...comedic relief

10. i like to laugh during sex...if i laugh that means it was good and i am so damn happy

I do like your style! Especially the laughter- I like the post orgasmic light headed laughter.
I don't always do anything (every man and moment is different. I do always CUM and for that I'm thankful!) but I highlighted the things from your post that I'm definitely feelng you on girl!

 

[Eva Hornae]

1. Make sure place is clean, smells good, candles lit, and music is on.

2. run her a nice bubble bath, (candles in the bathroom too) take the time to wash her up myself, meanwhile laying something sexy out on the bed for her to put on and a drink of her choice on the night stand

3. While she is getting dressed and sipping on her drink, im in the shower, get out, dont dry off, walk out into the bedroom with body still dripping with water.

4. start with nibbling on the ear, working my way to her mouth, then slowly down to her neck, making sure to like that ticklish spot around the colar bone.

5. Drip warm chocolate over her breasts and a small trail leading down to the cradle of life. Taking my time to make sure i get every bit of it off with my tounge.

6. Tie her hand to the head board. put her legs on my shoulders and commence to burrying my face between her thighs until i feel that warm gush of fluid that signifies her sexual erruption.

7. untie her, flip her over in the doggy style and repeat #6 from da back, then rubbing the head of my dick over her clit and between her pussy lips with the tip teasing the hole. and just when she dont expect it, slide all the way in for that first stroke.

8. start hitting it from da back slow, gradually picking up the pace until the distinct sound of that ass claping on my dick is prevelant in the room, this is when i grab her hair, pulling her head slightly up and back in sync with each stroke ensuring she has no choice but to throw that ass back.

9. Have her get on top to ride while im sitting up, so i can squeeze them ass cheeks and suck on her nipples at the same time, occasional whispering in her ear about how good and wet the pussy is.

10 Without seperating our bodies, flip her over on her back, and do figure 8's in da pussy, alternating between long and short strokes, making sure no parts of her womb are untouched, then watching the sheer look of ectasy on her face as she cums all over my dick. collapsing on top of her with my arms under her shoulders still pulling myself deep inside until we catch our breath to do it all over again...... in the kitchen.

And no, i dont alwasy do this, atleast not all of it.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i just wet my panties, this is so EROTIC!!!

 

[YouLikeMyStyle]

I do like your style! Especially the laughter- I like the post orgasmic light headed laughter.
I don't always do anything (every man and moment is different. I do always CUM and for that I'm thankful!) but I highlighted the things from your post that I'm definitely feelng you on girl!

Thanks girl

That was more a list of my favorites

 

[Chicutie]

Bump

 

[Bounce]

Kiss
nibble
lick
suck
tongue fuck
lick
nibble
kiss
suck
fuck...........cuddle.....converse.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[MrRagston]

1.I always play stupid, jut for a little bit. Let her tell me how she likes it, where she wants it, just make her talk to me a bit.

2.After I get her horny I pick her up and lay her on the bed, crawl over her and kiss her once on the lips, then on the side of her neck going down the middle of her breats.

3.I grab one breast and rub the nipple gently as I suck on the other and caress it with my tounge.

4.I love kisses on a tight stomach too, I start kissing down the stomach going down fast and first, then getting slower and slower. When I get right above the clit I always stop, look up and say "Baby, am I making you feel good?" and in the middle of her answer, I start sucking and flicking her clit with my tounge just so I can hear her gasp.

5.Just as I'm putting it in, just about as slow as I can, I ask her again "Am I making you feel good baby?" Soon as she opens her mouth I rush the rest of my dick in her. I love the sound she makes all the time.

Only other thing I always do is if I'm sitting down and she's riding me while I suck her breast, I'll stop, stand up, and then fucking her as she wraps her legs around me.

 

[B-Witty]

True enough...the only thing that is consistent is me getting a nut...

lmao... damn dude u always got a good joke.. good shit..lmao cuz hell ya same here......
but it does vary like a aries

 

[Mo-Better]

Wow. . there is some good ones so far.

Mine are, in no particular order:

* Anticipating the moment when the dick goes in for the first time. I try to make that first stroke last forever.
* Squeezing my muscles real tight. .Sometimes in the midst of feeling really good I forget to squeeze, but most of the time I squeeze the dick really tight.
* I like my nipples to be bit and my breast squeezed really hard.
* Hitting it of from the back is a requirement. . .
* Constantly saying nasty shit in your ear, while you're on top. Not talking too much.. . but everyone once in a while saying something like. . "Fuck me harder baby" or "Ooo. . I love your dick" or "Beat my pussy up"
*When I'm about to come, I know I say "Oh shit" like 5 times. .lol. If he's on top and I'm coming. .I squeeze my legs around him and try to push him as deep as possible. If I'm coming really hard my breathing will probably be crazy as well.
* I love to kiss during sex. . I like to suck on his lips, neck, etc.
* I love to watch a man's face while I'm giving head. . such a turn on.
* I love to have my ass slapped. . I will grab your hand and slap with your hand . . just to hint.

Probably more. . . that's just a few lol

Damn! Maybe I should've moved west instead of south.

 

[SinaminDelite]

1.I always play stupid, jut for a little bit. Let her tell me how she likes it, where she wants it, just make her talk to me a bit.

2.After I get her horny I pick her up and lay her on the bed, crawl over her and kiss her once on the lips, then on the side of her neck going down the middle of her breats.

3.I grab one breast and rub the nipple gently as I suck on the other and caress it with my tounge.

4.I love kisses on a tight stomach too, I start kissing down the stomach going down fast and first, then getting slower and slower. When I get right above the clit I always stop, look up and say "Baby, am I making you feel good?" and in the middle of her answer, I start sucking and flicking her clit with my tounge just so I can hear her gasp.

5.Just as I'm putting it in, just about as slow as I can, I ask her again "Am I making you feel good baby?" Soon as she opens her mouth I rush the rest of my dick in her. I love the sound she makes all the time.

Only other thing I always do is if I'm sitting down and she's riding me while I suck her breast, I'll stop, stand up, and then fucking her as she wraps her legs around me.

That just did something to me....

 

[CT's Finest]

Wow. . there is some good ones so far.

Mine are, in no particular order:

* Anticipating the moment when the dick goes in for the first time. I try to make that first stroke last forever.
* Squeezing my muscles real tight. .Sometimes in the midst of feeling really good I forget to squeeze, but most of the time I squeeze the dick really tight.
* I like my nipples to be bit and my breast squeezed really hard.
* Hitting it of from the back is a requirement. . .
* Constantly saying nasty shit in your ear, while you're on top. Not talking too much.. . but everyone once in a while saying something like. . "Fuck me harder baby" or "Ooo. . I love your dick" or "Beat my pussy up"
*When I'm about to come, I know I say "Oh shit" like 5 times. .lol. If he's on top and I'm coming. .I squeeze my legs around him and try to push him as deep as possible. If I'm coming really hard my breathing will probably be crazy as well.
* I love to kiss during sex. . I like to suck on his lips, neck, etc.
* I love to watch a man's face while I'm giving head. . such a turn on.
* I love to have my ass slapped. . I will grab your hand and slap with your hand . . just to hint.

Probably more. . . that's just a few lol

@ "no, I'm not going first..."

1. Sensual kisses on the month, neck, shoulders and back...I love showering a man with my tongue and soft lips as a slight tease and sign of affection during foreplay.

2. Wetting my fingertips with my pussy juice and slowly rubbing my clitoris as my man kisses me and/or licks different parts of my body...I like to help him out and show him I know what makes me feel good

3. Whispering in his ear and/or telling him softly how bad I can't wait for it...usually, at this point, I'm ridiculously wet, so I am just dying to feel his manhood inside of me...

4. I MUST ride him, when we're having sex...if I see he may finish soon, I'll usually let him know, via eye expression and by telling him, that I want to ride him. I never ask, but just do it. He loves being told what to do

5. Before we even start sex, I usually either tease him or let him bust one off by performing some serious oral sex on him. I don't get to dirty, but I'll make some moans and make sure it's nice and wet. Sometimes, I'll even titty fuck him (can't believe I said titty fuck just now...lol) and let him cum all over my breasts, as he loves to see it on my breasts.

6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 all include how much verbal and facial expression I give during our different positions... I need to let him know what he is or isn't doing right...there's no better way for him to learn, if I don't help him out...

1. I love to kiss for awhile...prerequisite

2. The man HAS to suck my tits...my nipples are dumb sensitive. This can take place during foreplay when I'm on top or whenever he feels like it.

3. I can't live without getting my pussy ate--I think I'm addicted.

Now for the things i do to the man:

4. I love feeling on muscles: arms, chest, back, stomach. That shit gets me wet

5. I moan in his ear if he's on top or I'm on top...I like when he talks dirty to me. e.g. "you gonna cum on this dick girl."

6. He must hit it from the back...I like feelig his strength. I arch my back as much as possible. Of course the man can help with this

7. I like sucking his dick...I tease a lot at first then start to do my thing lol. I love the reaction

8. I love to ride. facing the front or back

9. I squeeze my pussy muscles after he cums and his dick is still in my pussy lol...comedic relief

10. i like to laugh during sex...if i laugh that means it was good and i am so damn happy

I like what I'm seeing ladies... Keep up the good work!

 

[Zei]

Awwww skeet skeet

What you know about Hadouken ?

That would be real funny if you yelled that out in the bed...you'd look like this negro right here...lol

1. Doin' backflips while yellin' "Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" if the pussy is good

2. After i nutt i ask "what's Papa John's phone number? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

3. I tried to hit it from the back and I whispered in her ear "Not going anywhere for a while?!!!?" and then i threw her a Snickers bar

4. When i nutt i yell out 3 things that fuck up the mood and they are

"Can't get enough of that sugar criiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp!!!!!!!!"

"Sega!!!!"

"Wipe me down.....Ohhhhhhhhh fuck...not yet...... got-damnit!!!!!!"

5. I come in the bedroom with a glittery robe on that has "Nature Boy" wrote on the back....this almost worked until i put my girl in the figure four leglock while pulling on the bedpost for more leverage.

6. A girl tells me "Ohhhhhhhh Big Dunkey Kong you so good and strong" I fucked up and told her "Girl I'm not just strong....I'm Army strong"

7. I'll start talkin' shit and then fall asleep in mid sentence like Grandpa Simpson.

8. I'll be eatin' the pussy and then the girl'll get mad when i say her stuff tastes like Stove Top Stuffing......why? That shit is good!!!

9. I start beating her over the head with my dick while singing the theme from Cheers....she normally bites my shit after i sing the "Making your way in the world todaaaaaaaaay!!"

10. Just bein' me i guess.....some come back some don't....but the ones who do come back fix me French Toast with "Big Dunkey Kong" spelled out in strawberry syrup.

 

[SickMyDuck]

DAMN!!!! Jo, Style and Chi...

Ya'll on some ol' school romance novel shit!!

 

[SWATLANTA]

-Look a female straight in her eyes as I begin to rub her body (especially the neck and shoulders and the back of her head )

-I like to kiss females on their necks, that female scent gets me every time ( I usually work my hands to her breasts somewhere around this time)

-I am a nipple sucking specialist

-If I am going to eat the pussy (which I probably will ) I like to massage the insides of the thighs for a while before I even touch the pussy

-When it's time to eat the pussy, I start by rubbing the mound and flicking my tongue over the clit. Next I trace her lower lips with my tongue and start to suck her lips and start to tongue fuck her. After the pussy has opened up I like to slip a finger or two (or three ) and I go and suck her clit while fingering her.

-After the pussy is opened and nice and wet I like to rub the head of my dick into the lips all the while maintaining that serious eye contact. It helps me relax and determine how I plan on fucking the female. I usually like to set a nice slow pace to start so that I can pace myself.

-Once i've gotten comfortable, I pick up the pace, if we're face to face I lean over and start whispering dirty shit in her ear as I really start to pick up the speed and establish some solid deep strokes !

-I'm a brother so I have to test that ass from the back. When i'm hitting from the back, I like to grab shoulders, hair, the neck, or whatever gives me the best leverage to really get in that ass. I like to throw a pillow underneath that stomach sometimes and drive downward (towards that belly button). I like to whisper more shit directly in her ear when I have 'em like this

The rest is usually played by ear...

 

[Izayoi]

-Look a female straight in her eyes as I begin to rub her body (especially the neck and shoulders and the back of her head )

-I like to kiss females on their necks, that female scent gets me every time ( I usually work my hands to her breasts somewhere around this time)

-I am a nipple sucking specialist

-If I am going to eat the pussy (which I probably will ) I like to massage the insides of the thighs for a while before I even touch the pussy

-When it's time to eat the pussy, I start by rubbing the mound and flicking my tongue over the clit. Next I trace her lower lips with my tongue and start to suck her lips and start to tongue fuck her. After the pussy has opened up I like to slip a finger or two (or three ) and I go and suck her clit while fingering her.

-After the pussy is opened and nice and wet I like to rub the head of my dick into the lips all the while maintaining that serious eye contact. It helps me relax and determine how I plan on fucking the female. I usually like to set a nice slow pace to start so that I can pace myself.

-Once i've gotten comfortable, I pick up the pace, if we're face to face I lean over and start whispering dirty shit in her ear as I really start to pick up the speed and establish some solid deep strokes !

-I'm a brother so I have to test that ass from the back. When i'm hitting from the back, I like to grab shoulders, hair, the neck, or whatever gives me the best leverage to really get in that ass. I like to throw a pillow underneath that stomach sometimes and drive downward (towards that belly button). I like to whisper more shit directly in her ear when I have 'em like this

The rest is usually played by ear...

You mean there's more?!

I like you!

 

[SWATLANTA]

You mean there's more?!

I like you!

That's just one flavor, I can come at you in so many different ways. I like to mix it up to try and keep things exciting. You should already know that you are one of my faves, level-headed and extremely sexy with a sense of humor...that's the perfect combo !

 

[cli-terminator]

1. Doin' backflips while yellin' "Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" if the pussy is good

2. After i nutt i ask "what's Papa John's phone number? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

3. I tried to hit it from the back and I whispered in her ear "Not going anywhere for a while?!!!?" and then i threw her a Snickers bar

4. When i nutt i yell out 3 things that fuck up the mood and they are

"Can't get enough of that sugar criiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp!!!!!!!!"

"Sega!!!!"

"Wipe me down.....Ohhhhhhhhh fuck...not yet...... got-damnit!!!!!!"

5. I come in the bedroom with a glittery robe on that has "Nature Boy" wrote on the back....this almost worked until i put my girl in the figure four leglock while pulling on the bedpost for more leverage.

6. A girl tells me "Ohhhhhhhh Big Dunkey Kong you so good and strong" I fucked up and told her "Girl I'm not just strong....I'm Army strong"

7. I'll start talkin' shit and then fall asleep in mid sentence like Grandpa Simpson.

8. I'll be eatin' the pussy and then the girl'll get mad when i say her stuff tastes like Stove Top Stuffing......why? That shit is good!!!

9. I start beating her over the head with my dick while singing the theme from Cheers....she normally bites my shit after i sing the "Making your way in the world todaaaaaaaaay!!"

10. Just bein' me i guess.....some come back some don't....but the ones who do come back fix me French Toast with "Big Dunkey Kong" spelled out in strawberry syrup.

I'll slap an ass into the next area code and then deny the collect call.....Lady we need to chill.....get some Sprite and .......damn what's Papa John's phone number again?

Oh and last time i had my dick squeezed by pussy muscles i sounded like a hybrid or Pattli Labelle and Mystikal. Do yo' thang gurl!!!!

That's classic right there

 

[SuperGenius]

^^Str8 comedy

 

[Izayoi]

That's just one flavor, I can come at you in so many different ways. I like to mix it up to try and keep things exciting. You should already know that you are one of my faves, level-headed and extremely sexy with a sense of humor...that's the perfect combo !

So all that to say there's still room for me on the Gets Nipples Sucked by the Specialist list!

Sweeeeet!

Atl here I cum....and cum again.

Swat let me tell you by that description I can believe you are an outstanding lover because you obviously PAY ATTENTION- self aware and aware of your partner. More than technique, attentiveness usually creates the very best experiences.

 

[SWATLANTA]

A.)So all that to say there's still room for me on the Gets Nipples Sucked by the Specialist list!

Sweeeeet!

B.)Atl here I cum....and cum again.

Swat let me tell you by that description I can believe you are an outstanding lover because C.)you obviously PAY ATTENTION- self aware and aware of your partner. More than technique, attentiveness usually creates the very best experiences.

A.) There is always room for you and those rebellious nipples on my list...

B.) You better believe it, you'd get served some of this southern hospitality.

C.) Seriously, no two women are alike, so you better pay attention to what really excites your partner. I check breathing, involuntary body reactions, glazed eyes, and any other clue that can be used to bring my partner more pleasure. Nothing gets me off more than getting my partner off, it's somewhat empowering...

 

[ladyscorpio]

A.) There is always room for you and those rebellious nipples on my list...

B.) You better believe it, you'd get served some of this southern hospitality.

C.) Seriously, no two women are alike, so you better pay attention to what really excites your partner. I check breathing, involuntary body reactions, glazed eyes, and any other clue that can be used to bring my partner more pleasure. Nothing gets me off more than getting my partner off, it's somewhat empowering...

You just don't know... Izzy girl

 

[Raptor ES]

Lady S did you say you liked getting your hair pulled?

Bump that. I have a bondage cube in my basement. I will tie you up using your hair, insert a vibrating egg and then go fix a sandwich.

When I was a kind I used to have sex. I dont anymore. Too boring. Now I ether fuck or make love. I like to mix it up and keep in interesting. Nothing I do every single time except go with the flow...

Romantic could be a bubble bath where I bathe my partner. Lots of candles, message oils, rose petals on the bed, soft music. Hours of foreplay food all night long making love nice and slow kind of thing.

For a quick wild fuck the trunk of her car worked well, with my patrol car behind us lights flashing.

I love to explore a womans body. Head to toe, belly button to butt hole. To tie a woman up and watch her eyes glaze over as the flogger or whip comes out or to hear that special moan/cry when the clit gets hit with the crop is empowering like dude said above.

Good sex and great love making is only limited by your imagination. Ladies I will warn you now...

Do not mess up and tell me your fantasy!

If you do just call me Mr Roarke.

 

[Chicutie]

-Look a female straight in her eyes as I begin to rub her body (especially the neck and shoulders and the back of her head )

-I like to kiss females on their necks, that female scent gets me every time ( I usually work my hands to her breasts somewhere around this time)

-I am a nipple sucking specialist

-If I am going to eat the pussy (which I probably will ) I like to massage the insides of the thighs for a while before I even touch the pussy

-When it's time to eat the pussy, I start by rubbing the mound and flicking my tongue over the clit. Next I trace her lower lips with my tongue and start to suck her lips and start to tongue fuck her. After the pussy has opened up I like to slip a finger or two (or three ) and I go and suck her clit while fingering her.

-After the pussy is opened and nice and wet I like to rub the head of my dick into the lips all the while maintaining that serious eye contact. It helps me relax and determine how I plan on fucking the female. I usually like to set a nice slow pace to start so that I can pace myself.

-Once i've gotten comfortable, I pick up the pace, if we're face to face I lean over and start whispering dirty shit in her ear as I really start to pick up the speed and establish some solid deep strokes !

-I'm a brother so I have to test that ass from the back. When i'm hitting from the back, I like to grab shoulders, hair, the neck, or whatever gives me the best leverage to really get in that ass. I like to throw a pillow underneath that stomach sometimes and drive downward (towards that belly button). I like to whisper more shit directly in her ear when I have 'em like this

The rest is usually played by ear...

That was just. . . beautiful. .

1. Doin' backflips while yellin' "Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" if the pussy is good

2. After i nutt i ask "what's Papa John's phone number? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

3. I tried to hit it from the back and I whispered in her ear "Not going anywhere for a while?!!!?" and then i threw her a Snickers bar

4. When i nutt i yell out 3 things that fuck up the mood and they are

"Can't get enough of that sugar criiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp!!!!!!!!"

"Sega!!!!"

"Wipe me down.....Ohhhhhhhhh fuck...not yet...... got-damnit!!!!!!"

5. I come in the bedroom with a glittery robe on that has "Nature Boy" wrote on the back....this almost worked until i put my girl in the figure four leglock while pulling on the bedpost for more leverage.

6. A girl tells me "Ohhhhhhhh Big Dunkey Kong you so good and strong" I fucked up and told her "Girl I'm not just strong....I'm Army strong"

7. I'll start talkin' shit and then fall asleep in mid sentence like Grandpa Simpson.

8. I'll be eatin' the pussy and then the girl'll get mad when i say her stuff tastes like Stove Top Stuffing......why? That shit is good!!!

9. I start beating her over the head with my dick while singing the theme from Cheers....she normally bites my shit after i sing the "Making your way in the world todaaaaaaaaay!!"

10. Just bein' me i guess.....some come back some don't....but the ones who do come back fix me French Toast with "Big Dunkey Kong" spelled out in strawberry syrup.

 

[thismybgolname]

After I bust my last nut for the night I stretch my left leg and scratch the left side below my stomach.

Within 5 minutes I'm out.

I noticed that when my little girl is about to fall asleep she does the exact same thing.

 

[Izayoi]

After I bust my last nut for the night I stretch my left leg and scratch the left side below my stomach.

Within 5 minutes I'm out.

I noticed that when my little girl is about to fall asleep she does the exact same thing.

Must be genetic- thats cute!

 

[MTL]

my tool bag is filled with many different things I bring to bear with my partner. There no one thing I do everytime...except backshots of course.

Tools of the trade are inclusive of, but not limited to:

toe sucking
pussy, ass(clean only) licking (why lie?)
ear nibbling
neck licking
kisses along the spine/back from neck all the way down
hair pulling
light choking/spanking (know your partner)
dirty talking (know your partner)

What can I say? I'm a freak. Just like the rest of you.

 

[c_commander]

1. Doin' backflips while yellin' "Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" if the pussy is good

2. After i nutt i ask "what's Papa John's phone number? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

3. I tried to hit it from the back and I whispered in her ear "Not going anywhere for a while?!!!?" and then i threw her a Snickers bar

4. When i nutt i yell out 3 things that fuck up the mood and they are

"Can't get enough of that sugar criiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp!!!!!!!!"

"Sega!!!!"

"Wipe me down.....Ohhhhhhhhh fuck...not yet...... got-damnit!!!!!!"

5. I come in the bedroom with a glittery robe on that has "Nature Boy" wrote on the back....this almost worked until i put my girl in the figure four leglock while pulling on the bedpost for more leverage.

6. A girl tells me "Ohhhhhhhh Big Dunkey Kong you so good and strong" I fucked up and told her "Girl I'm not just strong....I'm Army strong"

7. I'll start talkin' shit and then fall asleep in mid sentence like Grandpa Simpson.

8. I'll be eatin' the pussy and then the girl'll get mad when i say her stuff tastes like Stove Top Stuffing......why? That shit is good!!!

9. I start beating her over the head with my dick while singing the theme from Cheers....she normally bites my shit after i sing the "Making your way in the world todaaaaaaaaay!!"

10. Just bein' me i guess.....some come back some don't....but the ones who do come back fix me French Toast with "Big Dunkey Kong" spelled out in strawberry syrup.

 

[ThaAnsa3]

@ "no, I'm not going first..."

1. Sensual kisses on the month, neck, shoulders and back...I love showering a man with my tongue and soft lips as a slight tease and sign of affection during foreplay.

2. Wetting my fingertips with my pussy juice and slowly rubbing my clitoris as my man kisses me and/or licks different parts of my body...I like to help him out and show him I know what makes me feel good

3. Whispering in his ear and/or telling him softly how bad I can't wait for it...usually, at this point, I'm ridiculously wet, so I am just dying to feel his manhood inside of me...

4. I MUST ride him, when we're having sex...if I see he may finish soon, I'll usually let him know, via eye expression and by telling him, that I want to ride him. I never ask, but just do it. He loves being told what to do

5. Before we even start sex, I usually either tease him or let him bust one off by performing some serious oral sex on him. I don't get to dirty, but I'll make some moans and make sure it's nice and wet. Sometimes, I'll even titty fuck him (can't believe I said titty fuck just now...lol) and let him cum all over my breasts, as he loves to see it on my breasts.

6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 all include how much verbal and facial expression I give during our different positions... I need to let him know what he is or isn't doing right...there's no better way for him to learn, if I don't help him out...

I think you just summed up everything that I like a woman to do. You sound like you're real proficient in the sex department.