%%%10 Mistakes Men Make In Bed%%%

[ace_on_black]

Better to Sleep with Real Woman "Not little Girls" Real woman knows what...! YES...! Teaching is for ROOKIES...
Make it feel , look & be Happy you got it....

 

[Cinamiss]

aNOTHER ONE.. DO NOT HOLD THE TITTIES TOGETHER AND TRY TO SUCK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[black again]

aNOTHER ONE.. DO NOT HOLD THE TITTIES TOGETHER AND TRY TO SUCK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

Why not? I've never had a woman complain about this one...maybe if they had a bad breast job ya gotta squeeze em too much to get em together. Teach a brotha.

 

[jwilliam85]

Shit I rock my socks while I'm in the pussy.

 

[SinaminDelite]

aNOTHER ONE.. DO NOT HOLD THE TITTIES TOGETHER AND TRY TO SUCK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

I actually don't mind that. As long as they not gnawing my nipples like it's beef jerky, I'm cool with it.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

I actually don't mind that. As long as they not gnawing my nipples like it's beef jerky, I'm cool with it.

ditto.

 

[terreljames1]

Fuc kissing, don't know who dick you sucking
today you want your nipples squeezed, the next day you don't
Forget small talk (do u luv me bullshit)
etc.

 

[BrownTurd]

Hitting a womans walls all night. I use to make that mistake

 

[Rythm]

I disagree on #4. I've never had a woman in bed ,that did not respond very favorably to having her nipples kissed. I've even had women tell me I'm the only one they will let kiss their nipples , because the other guys they know cant/dont do it right.

I think you read that wrong. JFWY

 

[UltimateLurker]

did you let him do number 8

I was thinking the same thing

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

Bump........
I ain't kissing you if you just swallow some "white milk"

 

[MrMoney]

10 mistakes men make in bed.

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

All women are different. If I had a dollar for every woman that asked me to bite her nipples during...

Ahh, forget that. I'm already rich.

Put it this way: 5 out of my last 6 chicks have requested that I bite their nipples. Some of them like it hard. The latest Two can actually orgasm from that sensation alone... just as some women can cum just by giving oral.

 

[Cinamiss]

OK here's another one

Trying to force her head further down when she's giving you oral

Yes, once again we know it feels good, but you have to be considerate about it. Everybody's not likely to be a deep throat expert, and there's no reason why she should be, since most of the pleasure of oral sex comes from the action of her tongue on your glans. Keep your hands away from her head unless it's to gently stroke her hair, and you won't feel the temptation to encourage her to go deeper by pushing or holding her head down.

 

[tripleds3]

You ain't gotta beat my pussy. Be gentle with the pussy sometimes. Hell, you'd be surprised how intense slow strokes can feel to a woman. Being able to feel all the dick....

 

[midnight410]

the topics about the breasts (#'s 2 and 3) dont apply to everyone, because my woman likes rough nipple/breast play...

 

[Cinamiss]

Hell, you'd be surprised how intense slow strokes can feel to a woman. Being able to feel all the dick....

This is so true. Also in this case size does matter.

 

[dadamaja]

#3 should amended, ive had both types , some like rough nipple play, some didnt, i had 1 chick that liked her nipples delt with so hard that i left her skin chaffed, but she loved it

 

[Cinamiss]

#3 should amended, ive had both types , some like rough nipple play, some didnt, i had 1 chick that liked her nipples delt with so hard that i left her skin chaffed, but she loved it

Ouch

 

[500dollars]

Preach baby!!!!

 

[Mo-Better]

C/S
I'm multi orgasmic so my shit is sensitive, I sometimes decline oral sex cause I can't take that shit.

That is an all time first to hear of a woman that turns down oral sex. The possibilities.

 

[Chicutie]

All women are different. If I had a dollar for every woman that asked me to bite her nipples during...

Ahh, forget that. I'm already rich.

Put it this way: 5 out of my last 6 chicks have requested that I bite their nipples. Some of them like it hard. The latest Two can actually orgasm from that sensation alone... just as some women can cum just by giving oral.

I can't front. . I like my nipples to be nibbled on. .

 

[elchoccolatte]

1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)


No HATE BabyGyrl, But HATE a gyrls breath especially if that shit is STANKIN, n WANNA KISS... Then wanna suck the Dilsnick n have ya dick n Ballzzz smellin Atrocious... , And yes it has happened to me...

 

[Duece]

I think we need to make a thread called "10 Things we always do in bed"

and see how we match up with each other.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)


No HATE BabyGyrl, But HATE a gyrls breath especially if that shit is STANKIN, n WANNA KISS... Then wanna suck the Dilsnick n have ya dick n Ballzzz smellin Atrocious... , And yes it has happened to me...

 

[SinaminDelite]

I think we need to make a thread called "10 Things we always do in bed"

and see how we match up with each other.

That would actually be interesting

 

[Duece]

That would actually be interesting

I thought about starting it, it'd probably become a flirtfest.

 

[Cinamiss]

I think we need to make a thread called "10 Things we always do in bed"

and see how we match up with each other.

That would actually be interesting

I thought about starting it, it'd probably become a flirtfest.

Sounds like a plan
Who will do the honors?

 

[Duece]

Sounds like a plan
Who will do the honors?

me me me!

 

[SimpleeSmash]

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

 

[rontobias]

FUCK THAT IF I WERE A SUPERHERO ID BE SOCKMAN

 

[geist]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

Everything except 2 and 3 seem like common sense to me. In my experience some women like that feather tounge on the nipples and some women like you to bite them shits.

 

[Rudey]

100 things?

Yall do realize that these things normally are written by gay women and misandrists right?

 

[the1nonlyr]

I agree with alot of those..... the only thing I'd add is for the aging fellas out there, if you haven't been strecthing don't try to do any crazy positions. Getting a charlie horse during sex is a definite no no.

Justin Slayer got these fools trying to do back flips in the pussy.

 

[Cleopatra_J]

Hell, you'd be surprised how intense slow strokes can feel to a woman. Being able to feel all the dick....

 

[Best]

boom

 

[sean69]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

I've faked a nut before with a cleverly positioned pack of KFC mayonaise and the appropriate lighting ... faking a kiss is cake walk




Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

Yeah, not a good look...But they're so soft



3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

mmmmmm...I like that rough shit.



4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her up on the hood of your car in the parking lot at BestBuy)






5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

plus socks protect you from hammer toe scratches



6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

u cum yet? u cumyet? ...baby? u cum yet huh huh uhu? baby u cum yet?......u cum yet?....u cumyet?...bayb? bayb?...u cum yet?...hmm?...baby u cum yet?...baby? ...yet? ...ok cool.



7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)






8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

What if it's her idea?



9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

"baby, i'd like to use this opportunity to first off...thank my mom... my manager and producer... Jesus Christ my lord and savior ...without him nunna this would be possible... *point and lip sync* i see you baby ....and lastly ... i wana thank ...




10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

how bout in her purse?

I kid.



This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

11. sleep with her mom.