%%%10 Mistakes Men Make In Bed%%%

[Cinamiss]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

 

[sizzlelater]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

did you let him do number 8

 

[HoneyBerry]

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

Also asking any form of "Are you alright?" Especially if I haven't had an orgasm yet I don't like small talk either. Just shut up and let me sleep

 

[Best]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

i dont understand the 1st one explain

 

[Cinamiss]

some men don't like to kiss.

 

[Galvatron78]

"If your girl dont go to sleep afterwards...you got some more fuckin' to do"

Richard Pryor

 

[harlem1nyc]

How old are you???? Are these the 16 and 17 year kid rules....

Damn.....I feel sorry for you my dear.

 

[DigitalAngel2007]

I agree with alot of those..... the only thing I'd add is for the aging fellas out there, if you haven't been strecthing don't try to do any crazy positions. Getting a charlie horse during sex is a definite no no.

Justin Slayer got these fools trying to do back flips in the pussy.

 

[Cinamiss]

I agree with alot of those..... the only thing I'd add is for the aging fellas out there, if you haven't been strecthing don't try to do any crazy positions. Getting a charlie horse during sex is a definite no no.

Justin Slayer got these fools trying to do back flips in the pussy.

 

[thighsneyez22]

Nice rules... Ill take #1 about the kissing and disregard #3 about nipple play (all women are different).

 

[HoneyBerry]

"If your girl dont go to sleep afterwards...you got some more fuckin' to do"

Richard Pryor

Preach baby!!!!

 

[black again]

Aight, I admit that SOMETIMES I've thrown condoms on the floor. But I always pick em up when I get outta bed. And I usually check ..kinda get an affirmation that what I'm doing feels good. Ya can't always tell from the facial epressions and sounds women make. I think I'm good on the rest.
I would especially c/s the routine...ya can't do it the same way every time. it gets too predictable...and I would add the jackhammer move. Ya can't just get on a lady and start pounding away nonstop. Ya gotta read her body language and increase intensity as it's called for....imo

 

[ineedafix jr]

Not necessarily a 'male' mistake; but more universal....."if you know you about to get some booty, turn that annoying ass ringtone off"....nobody wants to hear bobby jimmy and the critters when you trying to get your groove on....

 

[karizmatic]

some men don't like to kiss.

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

 

[Cinamiss]

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

 

[KW13537]

11. Leave on the phone

 

[sizzlelater]

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

THAT'S SOME TRUE COLD ASS SHIT

 

[PeerlessMack]

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

#4. Her breath smells like a New York City garbage truck broken down in the meat district during 120 degree day.

 

[SinaminDelite]

"If your girl dont go to sleep afterwards...you got some more fuckin' to do"

Richard Pryor

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu

2. U are a butterface or like we say upstate...U DONE

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt

 

[DDDiva]

I guess it's just me...I don't mind a guy keeping his socks on...I'd actually prefer it. I have a complex about man feet. If they touch me, I get the willies.....

 

[Cleopatra_J]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

There shall be no socks on during sex!!! hell to the no!! Do you also want him to keep on his boxers?

 

[Black Limey]

some men don't like to kiss.

(Had to chime in sistas)

Neither do some ladies.




She let me do everything- but that

 

[HoneyBerry]

(Had to chime in sistas)

Neither do some ladies.




She let me do everything- but that

If someone is just my sex buddy, I don't kiss either

 

[modagr8]

Just fuckin? No kiss

 

[UnoBetter2]

Hmmmm Interesting post. Kinda want to see where this is going. Edu a brotha I might just learn somethin new!

 

[TBone]

I disagree on #4. I've never had a woman in bed ,that did not respond very favorably to having her nipples kissed. I've even had women tell me I'm the only one they will let kiss their nipples , because the other guys they know cant/dont do it right.

 

[DLateshow]

Kissing them is fine. Biting and twisting

Dlateshow

 

[Cinamiss]

Also sucking the clit to hard

 

[DigitalAngel2007]

Also sucking the clit to hard

C/S
I'm multi orgasmic so my shit is sensitive, I sometimes decline oral sex cause I can't take that shit.

 

[Cinamiss]

C/S
I'm multi orgasmic so my shit is sensitive, I sometimes decline oral sex cause I can't take that shit.

And then they don't understand why. They think you are crazy because you won't let them chew your cookie off

 

[Legrand]

some men don't like to kiss.

Some Women Don't Like To Kiss Either.

 

[Legrand]

10 mistakes men make in bed.


1. Avoid kissing her lips like they are toxic and should be avoided at all cost!(At least fake it)

Grabing and touching her breasts like U are kneading bread dough.(WTF)

3. Biting her nipples or twisting them hard like radio nobs(She wants to punch you in the face)

4. The 1-2-3 move: 1.Kiss her lips, 2.kiss her tit, 3.kiss her other tit. (Right before you eat her)

5. Remove your pants before your socks. Nothing sexier than a naked man in his socks.(OH YEAH)

6. Ask if she has had or is having an orgasm yet. (Repeatedly)

7. When in doggystyle, try to slip or jam it in her ass and pretend it is an accident.(That shi+ hurt)

8. (While In Bed) Ask if you can "test" your new cell phone and take pics to distribute among your friends.

9. If it has been a long time since the last time you got laid, Don’t thank her. (It’s creepy).

10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

This is only 10 mistakes men make in bed, add your own

Please Explain Why Women Don't Like #4(The 1,2,3 Move).
It Seems Like A Good Way To Get The Woman Warmed Up Before You Give Her The Business To Me.

 

[Sunny B]

1. don't eat the pussy
2. don't put me to sleep. if a my nigga fucks my right, i will sleep like a baby. if not, i get up and leave.

 

[Deezz]

I'm guilty of the 1-2-3 Move myself. Always seemed to work for me.

 

[BRUCE LEROY]

Damn...not to pat myself on the back but...I haven't been committing any of these mistakes. In my earlier years (6th/7th grade) I couldn't seem to find the hole if you know what I mean. As an adult, I guess I'm doin' alright but, I'm always trying to improve. Keep these educational threads cumming ladies..