► 100% owned - people falling / crashing / getting punched / failing / whatever over the years ...

HIGH SPEED DEER HUNTING :eek:


the weapon of choice:

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the result:

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140 mph deadly ride.
 
Asian wardrobe malfunction.

http://www.kukujiao.com/2006/12/13/yumiko-chengs-wardrobe-malfunction/
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yumiko_Cheng
http://www.asianbite.com/default.asp?Display=911
http://www.asianbite.com/
http://www.kukujiao.com/

26 YEARS OLD:

WIKI - "Yumiko Cheng Hei Yee is a Hong Kong Cantopop singer born in Shanghai. Born Zheng Lieqiong (鄭烈瓊), Cheng was given the Japanese name "Yumiko" by her friends in secondary school.[1] After Cheng signed on with EEG, the name was retained.

Yumiko was originally a member of the group 3T (along with Mandy and Maggie Lau), which released an EP in September of 2002. Yumiko's potential was, however, soon identified by the company and in November 2002, her first solo EP Yumiko The Debut EP was released, followed by DanceDanceDance (舞舞舞) in June of 2003. Her first full-length album One2Three was released in November 2003.

Apart from that, Yumiko has also taken part in various TV shows and a dozen of TV commercials as well as gracing the covers of various magazines on hundreds of occasions.

In 2004, she released her second full-length album, Perfect Date, but her number of appearances has decreased slightly due to health problems as well as strategy re-evaluation within her company. She returned precipitately in June of 2005 with the song "Arabian Market" (亞拉伯市場). Her fourth full-length studio album, Passion was released in April of 2006, which sees a continuation of the Middle Eastern theme in the single "Lupine Girl" (狼女).

Yumiko has also starred in several films, including a special guest appearance in Stanley Kwan's 2005 feature, Everlasting Regret.

On 10 December 2006, while performing a stunt for TVB's annual charity show, her trousers were accidentally pulled off by Chin Kar Lok and revealed her underwear. This caused great embarrassment for Yumiko and the incident went on to dominate the Hong Kong headlines, some blaming Chin Kar Lok for doing it on purpose due to his break-up with Lee San San. Eric Tsang the MC at the time of the incident had made some crude comments such as requesting a replay of the accident in slow motion. He has since apologized due to public disapproval.

On 23 June 2007, she flashed her nipples without knowing, despite the reported use of two-sided tape to affix the tube-top, during the New Talent Singing Awards Toronto Audition show at Canada's Wonderland. The material was cut from the delayed broadcast in Vancouver."











 
Uppage for laughs :lol:


Oh man this has to hurt

[FLASH]http://embed.break.com/MTg4NTEyMQ==[/FLASH]

:eek::eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

can u imagine the splinters!!:eek::eek::eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


another mini faceslide a little softer landing.






:lol::lol::lol::lol: Can't stage that.

:smh: Future stuntmen of America :smh:
















:lol::lol::lol::lol:

He could have landed the shit had he pulled up on the front wheel.

Fucking amateur.

 
Usher



I know she felt like shit but he played it off though :lol::lol::lol:


LMAO
dude got kicked in the face by a heavy foot chic who looks just like his ex-wife!
:lol:

nigga shoulda kicked her off the stage and brought a pretty bitch on stage :lol:


Babygirl need to do some more pilates, she just straight up Liu Kang'd Usher :lol:

Damn, half crescent, half axe kick to the temple.:lol:
 
BULLYING KARMA

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=573176

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Casey




Little mother fucker got what he deserved. Thinking he was bad. He wasn't so bad after he got dropped on his head.... Shit, that mofo didn't even know who he was after he got dropped.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Shorty got that 1 shot in... After that the big dude blocked everything. He should have just walked away, but he had to keep pressing... :smh:

what made his lil ass think he could fuck with the fat kid

Little fucker probably was looking at too much TV where the bully always wins. Reality can be very cold and harsh sometimes.:lol::lol:

as i said in another thread, that shit happened to me when i was a kid.

frail kids looking to look big in front of other kids will pick on folks they think are weak...even though they are outsized and out gunned.

good thing is that the big kid probably wont have to whoop anyone else.

that little guy's leg is FUCKED UP.

maybe his career as an asshole is over before it begun.

He got zangeifed!!!!!!!!!!

oh snap
you just got owned mofo song

:eek::eek:

man that shit looked like a VIDEO GAME

what would possess him to pick on a kid that big!? WTF?!

He should have dude alone

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A Letter to the Principal

"Mr Jones,



I've no doubt you've received far more messages on this topic than your work hours will actually permit you to read, but none the less, sometimes quantity makes a good supplement to quality.



No doubt you feel you did the right thing by suspending Casey. I'm sure you're not a bad person, and we all have to sleep at night some how. You probably feel that you sent a strong message that violence is not an acceptable means of resolving issues. Unfortunately, even if this were the case, it's not the message that suspending Casey actually sends.



Plain as day, Casey was the victim of violence, and even a cursory understanding of the principles and legislation surrounding escalation of force in unarmed self defence would lead to the realisation that his actions were legally sound and ethically correct - Casey showed no intent to render lasting injury at all and withdrew from the fight at the soonest time he was safely able to do so. The message you are sending is not that violence is unacceptable, it's that proportionate and timely use of violence is unacceptable. If Casey had have found Ritchard later and taken him to pieces behind the shed, he would have gotten away with it, and wouldn't have been bullied again. Instead he is likely to be ridiculed on return, and will not be able to defend himself if attacked again because everyone is now aware that he will be punished if he does. You have effectively emasculated this young man, and he is now completely reliant on your staff for protection they, frankly, can't give him.



Men under my command are frequently involved in altercations in public on their own time, but it still reflects poorly on my command and my organisation. Conversely however, each event has to be assessed on its own merits, and there is no... sense at all punishing people for reacting in ethical and legal ways, no matter how bad it makes you look. Granted, it may be difficult to explain to a chilld the difference between proportionate use of force and disproportionate use and escalation of force, but it is your job to ensure children are taught lessons in the best way possible, not the easiest. I decry your lack of moral courage and leadership on the matter. There is little doubt in my mind that you took the easy option instead of the right option.



This isn't official business and I'm sending it as a concerned citizen, not as XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, but make no mistake that it's the lessons I've learned on my way to where I am now that give moral authority and cogency to the things I learned growing up on the wrong side of the tracks as a foster kid.



Concerned,



S.J. Birch."

 
Damn, Key.

:lol:

Anything OFF OF an exercise ball is crazy. Or whatever they call those platforms over half a ball at the gym. Forget what they call them joints. People balancing on those while they do stretches or hit their curls ... hitting that core. Shit is just asking to be added to the OWNED/FAIL threads due to injuries :eek:
 
Owned by the ocean (and the pool, in my case) :lol:



she landed face first.

probably has a broken nose or worse.

man i hung out with some crazy ass white folks last year...and YES they were jumping 30 + feet into a lake just like this bish did.

dude asked me if i wanted to do it...i responded, and i QUOTE: "oh HAAAAAAAAAAYULLL NAWWWWL."

his wife started laughing. i was dead ass serious.

teh FUCK i look like doing that???

Shit sounded like her head imploded from the pressure on impact!! :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:




:smh: damn he's going to be paying a lifetime(granted he did survive) for a few seconds of excitement. Oh well

Reminds me of the dumbest thing I ever did around water. Went to a place called Canada Games Pool and they've got a lower diving board, and an official 10-meter platform. Basically Olympic-sized. I was all of about 11 or 12yo and decided at the end of a Sunday afternoon (Superbowl Sunday, in fact) that I was gonna do a funny-ass jump off the big platform and impress my friends. Ran off there and hit a football/Heisman-type pose in the air and when I came down I was off balance(d) and hit the water with the force being taken by my side and face as opposed to my feet. It's true about the force being SEVERAL HUNDRED (if not more) pounds of pressure and it felt like I fuckin' dented my damn forehead and broke my nose and a few ribs to be perfectly honest. I even hit so hard that my SHORTS FELL OFF AND FLOATED AWAY. I've told this story on BGOL a few times over the years. So fuckin' embarassing :lol: - the pool is huge and there were plenty of people there, so I ended up chilling and ducking low along the edge of the pool for a few minutes and caught my breath and shed a few tears, and then swam down to the bottom of the pool and coasted along and came up and quietly grabbed my shorts, and then put 'em on at the base of the pool and swam back to the side. Seriously though ... that's the last time I even fucked around with a 10-meter platform. 20 years ago ... shit still haunts me to this day and I'm lucky it was a pool and not the damn ocean!!! :lol:
 
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