‘The Daily Show’ Dissects Donald Trump’s Attempts To Win Black Votes

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Donald Trump’s campaign has realized that he can’t win with just disgruntled white voters, so he’s attempting to appeal to African-American voters.

Or as “Daily Show” host Trevor Noah calls it: “Orange Tries To Woo Black.”

On Monday’s show, Noah explained the challenges facing the Trump campaign in its outreach.

“He’s got three choices,” Noah said. “Barbershops, Tyler Perry movies and black churches.”

Three choices, but Noah said two just weren’t going to cut it with The Donald.

“He’s not going to Tyler Perry movies because Medea [only rates a 2], and he’s not going to barbershops because they’d hook him up, so his only remaining option is church,” Noah said, before flashing this reimagining of Trump’s combover:

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

hey yo ben carson is fuckin hilarious....

and the sad part is, he aint even tryin to be....

 

[Watcher]

Donald Trump’s campaign has realized that he can’t win with just disgruntled white voters, so he’s attempting to appeal to African-American voters.

Or as “Daily Show” host Trevor Noah calls it: “Orange Tries To Woo Black.”

On Monday’s show, Noah explained the challenges facing the Trump campaign in its outreach.

“He’s got three choices,” Noah said. “Barbershops, Tyler Perry movies and black churches.”

Three choices, but Noah said two just weren’t going to cut it with The Donald.

“He’s not going to Tyler Perry movies because Medea [only rates a 2], and he’s not going to barbershops because they’d hook him up, so his only remaining option is church,” Noah said, before flashing this reimagining of Trump’s combover:

Trump up 2 points over Hillary.

Your hard work is paying off you must be excited.

 

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Trump up 2 points over Hillary.

Your hard work is paying off you must be excited.

You to scary to be from Chicago...You must be from Winnetka or Highland Park or some other soft ass suburb.

I bet you one of them cats that got a vasectomy when you turned 18 so you wouldn't bring a child into this fucked up world.

 

[Watcher]

You to scary to be from Chicago...You must be from Winnetka or Highland Park or some other soft ass suburb.

I bet you one of them cats that got a vasectomy when you turned 18 so you wouldn't bring a child into this fucked up world.

You didn't deny not being excited.

You are like white people who voted for Obama to ease their guilt and when Obama started saying things like "Trayvon could have been my son" their true nature came out. They regretted voting for the Black guy.....kinda like you.

Now you have to elect Trump to make up for putting a Black man in the White House. Not being foolish(electing trump) has nothing to do with Trump being scary. Intelligent people, unlike yourself, know what a Trump Presidency will be like.

 

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You didn't deny not being excited.

You are like white people who voted for Obama to ease their guilt and when Obama started saying things like "Trayvon could have been my son" their true nature came out. They regretted voting for the Black guy.....kinda like you.

Now you have to elect Trump to make up for putting a Black man in the White House. Not being foolish(electing trump) has nothing to do with Trump being scary. Intelligent people, unlike yourself, know what a Trump Presidency will be like.

You sure are dumb ..

Why would I be excited about any presidential candidates in this election

Intelligent people aren't concerned by a race that will have limited influence on their daily lives.

And why would I give a fuck about Obama saying Trayvon would look like his son if he had a son ? His lip service has never impressed me. His lack of action when it comes to black people has disappointed me.

So when ya woman says she will continue what Obama has been doing simply means she will cater to fags women and illegals and ignore the black vote that put him over the top and will do the same for her.

And yes you are scared in here talking about abortions and global warming and every other talking point they feed your dumb ass.

The Obama's represented the black family well and makes all of us proud.

But you can save that black man in the white house shit cause he didn't govern as a black man not with 99% of his cabinet and advisors being non-black.

 

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You didn't deny not being excited.

You are like white people who voted for Obama to ease their guilt and when Obama started saying things like "Trayvon could have been my son" their true nature came out. They regretted voting for the Black guy.....kinda like you.

Now you have to elect Trump to make up for putting a Black man in the White House. Not being foolish(electing trump) has nothing to do with Trump being scary. Intelligent people, unlike yourself, know what a Trump Presidency will be like.

btw

I didn't know any poll had Trump up until you just told me.

I stopped watching this bullshit when the rigged primary ended.

Hillary or Trump I don't give a fuck about just like they don't give a fuck about me.

I'm down ballot now...

 

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You sure are dumb ..

Why would I be excited about any presidential candidates in this election

Intelligent people aren't concerned by a race that will have limited influence on their daily lives.

And why would I give a fuck about Obama saying Trayvon would look like his son if he had a son ? His lip service has never impressed me. His lack of action when it comes to black people has disappointed me.

So when ya woman says she will continue what Obama has been doing simply means she will cater to fags women and illegals and ignore the black vote that put him over the top and will do the same for her.

And yes you are scared in here talking about abortions and global warming and every other talking point they feed your dumb ass.

The Obama's represented the black family well and makes all of us proud.

But you can save that black man in the white house shit cause he didn't govern as a black man not with 99% of his cabinet and advisors being non-black.

Global warming is a scare tactic huh. You are 100% republican

 

[Watcher]

btw

I didn't know any poll had Trump up until you just told me.

I stopped watching this bullshit when the rigged primary ended.

Hillary or Trump I don't give a fuck about just like they don't give a fuck about me.

I'm down ballot now...

You posted the video in this thread that had the polling information in it. It's said in the first 10 seconds of the video!

You don't even watch what you post....

 

[CharlieBrown]

John Stewart was funnier...

 

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You posted the video in this thread that had the polling information in it. It's said in the first 10 seconds of the video!

You don't even watch what you post....

Not as closely as you obviously.....I was in it for the comedy..

John Stewart was funnier...

He was.....I didn't watch him when he first started out though.

Was he always funny or did he have to grow into the show ?

 

[CharlieBrown]

Not as closely as you obviously.....I was in it for the comedy..





He was.....I didn't watch him when he first started out though.

Was he always funny or did he have to grow into the show ?

I think it may be his delivery...I think Trevor is funny but for me his delivery is a little off so it's never as funny as it should be. Whereas John Stewart could make every bit and every line work (at least for me)

 

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I think it may be his delivery...I think Trevor is funny but for me his delivery is a little off so it's never as funny as it should be. Whereas John Stewart could make every bit and every line work (at least for me)

I agree..

I think he has good stuff and think it might be the UK Accent