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    Church crew 9/27/26 - sista Kendra skipped service today

    Her reasoning for skipping? Let’s just say that deserves its own meeting — that’s a discussion for another day. All we know is she was absent, and her absence left a whole vacancy with the sistas in usher department! Will they address this matter idk, one thing for sure if they se the reason...
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    Church crew 9/13/26 - folks was wondering why Sista Jackie wasn’t at service this morning

    Well, on her way to church, Ms. Jackie got a flat tire. Luckily, the neighbor’s son happened to be driving by, saw her, and stopped to help. The only problem? He didn’t have a jack with him, so they decided to go back to her house to grab one. Her late husband had apparently left behind quite...
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    Church crew 2/22/26 - pastor and the First Lady was absent from service today

    many folks thought they went visit an associate church today Only if they knew this what the couple was doing….
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    Morning crew church edition 2/15/26 - once this gets out deacon Ervin Simmons and sista Wilma

    Won’t have to answer why they wasn’t at service today. Hell they might have to switch churches Then again there been rumors about the private life, so they might be good. One thing is certain tho, folks tired of Ervin saying he is kinfolk of the late great DMX
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    Church crew 2/8/26 - this why sista Elma wasn’t in church today

    She lost track of time…. Now why she lost track is a different story
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