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Initially, it seemed like a good idea to go back to school.
Yeah, initially it seemed like you and Sal could be "just friends."
Yeah, initially it seemed like you and Sal could be "just friends."
Although you still had a little time you decided to go to "Target," and search for a birthday present for you niece "Tangie." You knew that she was a student at Rutgers living on campus, but there was only about a month and half left in the semester so you were not sure if getting her something for her dorm room was the best idea?
You didn't want to call her and to be honest you weren't really sure what to get her and you were desperate for help.
Out of nowhere you notice this young lady walking down the aisle towards you and how ironic that her name just happened to be...Angel (you would learn her name later).
It's rare that you see women in the city actually acknowledge you and say "Hello," so you assumed that she was just being friendly, but then you had to reconsider that since she did turn around and look back.
"Ok, Ok, get yourself together, after all it was just a simply "hello," but the truth was that she seemed friendly and maybe you could ask her if she had any suggestions for gifts for a young soon to be 21 year old student.
So, now you had to hope that your paths crossed again without you trying to follow her around the store and come off as being "creepy."
Nevertheless, you just keep walking around the store and "low and behold" you ran into Angel again and she looked a little disappointed, so you asked her:
"Is everything okay?"
She said:
"Well, yes and no" I recently moved to a new apartment and wanted to purchase a "Kitchen Cart," and they told me that they could order it for me from the store but "assembly would be required." Target has a program called "Handy," but there is an additional charge for that service.
Angel explained that she already spent a lot of money moving and wasn't sure if the could afford the additional cost.
Now, you've actually put a few things together and once constructed a "Kitchen cart," but it took hours and by the "Grace of God" it appears to be still standing, and you could see the sadness in her eyes so you mentioned that too her and she started smiling and said:
"Well, we can build it together"
Furthermore, you told her about your niece and she actually came up with some great gift ideas to get Tangie for her birthday.
You're not exactly sure where things are going with you and Angel, but to quote one of Sade's songs... "Siempre Hay Esperanza" (There is Always Hope)
You didn't want to call her and to be honest you weren't really sure what to get her and you were desperate for help.
Out of nowhere you notice this young lady walking down the aisle towards you and how ironic that her name just happened to be...Angel (you would learn her name later).
It's rare that you see women in the city actually acknowledge you and say "Hello," so you assumed that she was just being friendly, but then you had to reconsider that since she did turn around and look back.
"Ok, Ok, get yourself together, after all it was just a simply "hello," but the truth was that she seemed friendly and maybe you could ask her if she had any suggestions for gifts for a young soon to be 21 year old student.
So, now you had to hope that your paths crossed again without you trying to follow her around the store and come off as being "creepy."
Nevertheless, you just keep walking around the store and "low and behold" you ran into Angel again and she looked a little disappointed, so you asked her:
"Is everything okay?"
She said:
"Well, yes and no" I recently moved to a new apartment and wanted to purchase a "Kitchen Cart," and they told me that they could order it for me from the store but "assembly would be required." Target has a program called "Handy," but there is an additional charge for that service.
Angel explained that she already spent a lot of money moving and wasn't sure if the could afford the additional cost.
Now, you've actually put a few things together and once constructed a "Kitchen cart," but it took hours and by the "Grace of God" it appears to be still standing, and you could see the sadness in her eyes so you mentioned that too her and she started smiling and said:
"Well, we can build it together"
Furthermore, you told her about your niece and she actually came up with some great gift ideas to get Tangie for her birthday.
You're not exactly sure where things are going with you and Angel, but to quote one of Sade's songs... "Siempre Hay Esperanza" (There is Always Hope)
You decided to go to the movies to see "They Will Kill You" Tuesday evening and stopped by the Concession stand thinking that you should get some popcorn.
While you were standing there a young lady walked over and stood next to you and started looking at the selections. However, there was no one behind the counter for at least 4-5 minutes and then "Rocky" (you would learn her name in the not too distance future) said:
"Do you think anyone is still working here and how long have you been waiting?"
You told her maybe a minute or 2 before she arrived, but I'm trying to learn to be more patience.
Rocky said:
"You're better than me"
You jokingly said:
"Look, if you keep and eye out I will sneak behind the counter and take your order"
Rocky looked very serious and replied:
"No, don't do that you could get caught and end up going to jail"
You told her:
"I was just kidding"
Not soon after that the a young lady appeared behind the Concession stand and apologized for her absence and asked:
"How can I help you and what would you like?"
You told Rocky to go ahead of you and now she was debating over whether to get a Hot dog and a soda or some Popcorn and she commented:
"There's a couple of things I would like, but they are so expense"
You have no idea why you did this, but you said:
"Pretend you are a little girl and a family member was treating you to the movies, what would you get?"
Rocky:
"A Hot Dog, Soda and Popcorn with extra butter"
Then order that, I got you, my treat.
Now, you don't know if she's with her boyfriend who might have made her go to the stand by herself or maybe she's with a female friend?
Nevertheless, you kept your word and paid for her order, she "Thanked you," and explained that she was out with her girlfriend, Janice (who was already sitting in the theater) and they were going to see "They Will Kill You."
You were surprised and told her that was what you were going to see also and told her that you will probably see her inside and she walked away smiling.
When you got inside the theater you could see "Rocky" looking around the minute you walked in and took your seat and she got up and came over to you and talk to you for a bit.
What probably surprised her was that after you treated her that you didn't ask for her number or even try to get a date with her so she ended up giving you her cell phone number and she took yours.
Oh, when the movie was over she came over to you again and introduced you to her girlfriend Janice and the 3 of you left the theater together (In a perfect world they would have invited you back to their place for a threesome), and "Rocky" told you that she is going to call you this weekend.
If she does great, but for now you will live with the dream sequence of you and "Rocky" getting together this weekend...
While you were standing there a young lady walked over and stood next to you and started looking at the selections. However, there was no one behind the counter for at least 4-5 minutes and then "Rocky" (you would learn her name in the not too distance future) said:
"Do you think anyone is still working here and how long have you been waiting?"
You told her maybe a minute or 2 before she arrived, but I'm trying to learn to be more patience.
Rocky said:
"You're better than me"
You jokingly said:
"Look, if you keep and eye out I will sneak behind the counter and take your order"
Rocky looked very serious and replied:
"No, don't do that you could get caught and end up going to jail"
You told her:
"I was just kidding"
Not soon after that the a young lady appeared behind the Concession stand and apologized for her absence and asked:
"How can I help you and what would you like?"
You told Rocky to go ahead of you and now she was debating over whether to get a Hot dog and a soda or some Popcorn and she commented:
"There's a couple of things I would like, but they are so expense"
You have no idea why you did this, but you said:
"Pretend you are a little girl and a family member was treating you to the movies, what would you get?"
Rocky:
"A Hot Dog, Soda and Popcorn with extra butter"
Then order that, I got you, my treat.
Now, you don't know if she's with her boyfriend who might have made her go to the stand by herself or maybe she's with a female friend?
Nevertheless, you kept your word and paid for her order, she "Thanked you," and explained that she was out with her girlfriend, Janice (who was already sitting in the theater) and they were going to see "They Will Kill You."
You were surprised and told her that was what you were going to see also and told her that you will probably see her inside and she walked away smiling.
When you got inside the theater you could see "Rocky" looking around the minute you walked in and took your seat and she got up and came over to you and talk to you for a bit.
What probably surprised her was that after you treated her that you didn't ask for her number or even try to get a date with her so she ended up giving you her cell phone number and she took yours.
Oh, when the movie was over she came over to you again and introduced you to her girlfriend Janice and the 3 of you left the theater together (In a perfect world they would have invited you back to their place for a threesome), and "Rocky" told you that she is going to call you this weekend.
If she does great, but for now you will live with the dream sequence of you and "Rocky" getting together this weekend...
About a month ago you were on your way to the Post Office when you ran into your friend, Patricia who just happened to be with her friend, Esther. Normally, you might have said a quick "hello," and kept going, but you found yourself instantly attracted to Esther and Patricia was kind enough to introduce you to her friend.
Since it was Friday, Patricia asked you what your dinner plans for the evening happened to be?
You told her that it was either "McDonald's" or perhaps you could stop by the home of a good friend and she might be preparing a 5 course meal?
Patricia laughed and said:
"If you're referring to me you would be lucky if you got a one course meal because it's Friday and I usually don't cook on Fridays"
You then turned to Esther (who you just met) and said:
"Esther, I know we just met, but are you cooking this evening?"
Esther put a wicked smile on her face and said:
"Puedes comer mi chocha"
Patricia and Esther both started laughing and you looked confused because you're not fluent in Spanish, but you do remember hearing the word... chocha (pussy).
You asked:
"Is your chocha good and tasty?"
Esther said:
"A few men have wanted to marry me after they tasted my chocha"
You said:
"Well, one day I would hope that you would invite me over to try your chocha, but tonight I was thinking about going to this Mexican restaurant I walk pass constantly" (Patricia was very familiar with the place).
You told them you had to get to the Post Office before they closed and if they wanted to "hang out" you would call them around 7:00 PM and they were welcome to join you for dinner.
So, you Patricia and Esther ended up going to this Mexican restaurant and decided to dine in (the place is within walking distance from your place and Patricia lives across the street from you).
The food was very good, but you made one major mistake.
You don't drink, but decided to have a few glasses of Sangria as did the girls and now you all are feeling the alcohol and end up going back to Patricia's apartment.
Apparently, Patricia is not a drinker either and after trying to be a considerate hostess she has to excuse herself and goes to her bedroom to lay down.
Esther asked her:
"Are you going to be alright?" and Patricia told her that she just needed to close her eyes for a few minutes and that she will be alright.
Esther walks her to the bedroom and then comes back and continues watching television with you and by mistake she turns to this video music channel and they just happen to be playing Shakira - La Tortura and Esther is moving like she's a backup dancing for Shakira (she loves Shakira and just happens to be Colombian also).
The Sangria must have gotten the best of her because before you know it she starts stripping right in front of you as she is dancing and you want to take things further if she is willing, but it's awkward because you're in Patricia's apartment.
Imagine feeling that you are being "Cock blocked" by a woman that's fast asleep who isn't nor has never been your girlfriend?
Since it was Friday, Patricia asked you what your dinner plans for the evening happened to be?
You told her that it was either "McDonald's" or perhaps you could stop by the home of a good friend and she might be preparing a 5 course meal?
Patricia laughed and said:
"If you're referring to me you would be lucky if you got a one course meal because it's Friday and I usually don't cook on Fridays"
You then turned to Esther (who you just met) and said:
"Esther, I know we just met, but are you cooking this evening?"
Esther put a wicked smile on her face and said:
"Puedes comer mi chocha"
Patricia and Esther both started laughing and you looked confused because you're not fluent in Spanish, but you do remember hearing the word... chocha (pussy).
You asked:
"Is your chocha good and tasty?"
Esther said:
"A few men have wanted to marry me after they tasted my chocha"
You said:
"Well, one day I would hope that you would invite me over to try your chocha, but tonight I was thinking about going to this Mexican restaurant I walk pass constantly" (Patricia was very familiar with the place).
You told them you had to get to the Post Office before they closed and if they wanted to "hang out" you would call them around 7:00 PM and they were welcome to join you for dinner.
So, you Patricia and Esther ended up going to this Mexican restaurant and decided to dine in (the place is within walking distance from your place and Patricia lives across the street from you).
The food was very good, but you made one major mistake.
You don't drink, but decided to have a few glasses of Sangria as did the girls and now you all are feeling the alcohol and end up going back to Patricia's apartment.
Apparently, Patricia is not a drinker either and after trying to be a considerate hostess she has to excuse herself and goes to her bedroom to lay down.
Esther asked her:
"Are you going to be alright?" and Patricia told her that she just needed to close her eyes for a few minutes and that she will be alright.
Esther walks her to the bedroom and then comes back and continues watching television with you and by mistake she turns to this video music channel and they just happen to be playing Shakira - La Tortura and Esther is moving like she's a backup dancing for Shakira (she loves Shakira and just happens to be Colombian also).
The Sangria must have gotten the best of her because before you know it she starts stripping right in front of you as she is dancing and you want to take things further if she is willing, but it's awkward because you're in Patricia's apartment.
Imagine feeling that you are being "Cock blocked" by a woman that's fast asleep who isn't nor has never been your girlfriend?
