Tiffany Haddish Arrested In Georgia On DUI Charge....

arrested for Driving Under the Influence and you're in your car sleep?

ok

I mean let’s be honest here.

Unless she was outside of the place she had drinks. Nobody placed her in her car at the location she was at so she had to get there somehow? :confused:
 
If the key is in the ignition, it's a DUI.

She's famous and got money. No reason she should ever be driving a car that you have to put the keys in the ignition. My last 2 cars, I never took my keys out my pocket. I wonder what type of car she was driving.
 
The article isn't making any sense.

The police were called because of a report of a woman sleeping in her car. They observed that she was pulling off of the road, then had to wake her up when they got to her car?

Was her car moving while she was asleep?
Yeah the shit don't add up. So they see her pull over off the road....and she's asleep when they get up to the car? Took every bit of what? 10 seconds?
I wanna see that dashcam footage.
 
she don't have no haddish crew? out driving by herself, sleeping roadside....

bitch hire some peeps already! clearly you need them.


This all i was thinking... i dont care what u do... dont get caught!! Also play the game the way it supposed to be played...
 
If the key is in the ignition, it's a DUI.
She's famous and got money. No reason she should ever be driving a car that you have to put the keys in the ignition. My last 2 cars, I never took my keys out my pocket. I wonder what type of car she was driving.


Both Valid....

and even that key shit doesn't mean I'm driving.It's fucking January the heat is on LOL
 
I think she's going thru some thangs!! family issues etc, heard she Lost an uncle n a grandparent back to back plus relationships dissolving all in same month I believe ., she just needs to have her close friends with her
 
now here we go with she needs help shit.

she got high pulled over and police arrested her.

most mofokrs ain't rolling with crews and entourages in their normal life...

y'all too much with all the professional diagnoses
 
Fun fact: I caught a DUI charge the same way.

It was thrown out cause the I blew under the limit and the cop never showed up to court.

Cop was a Black dude too. He was a complete asshole about the situation.

I parked behind a business to get some sleep. Next thing I know, dude was knocking on my window with a flashlight.

Oh....I had been been drinking, but I wasn't stumbling drunk and was in control. He assessed per his bullshit field exam that I was under the influence and arrested me. Spent 10 hours in jail. $100 to bond out. $150 tow fee. That was the extent of the out of pocket money. Like, I said, bogus case, that's why that idiot didn't show up to court. DISMISSED!
Damn he still got you for 2 fitty though
 
Yeh "keys in the ignition" is
what gets you hemmed up.


Well that's fucked up then.
If I feel like I've had a little
too much to drink and I pull
over to sober up and not be
a danger to anyone, I can't
leave the key in to keep the
cab warm or cool? That
seems like a bullshit law. :(
 
You CANNOT be behind the wheel of your car in GA if you're under the influence. It doesn't matter if you're parked... if those keys are in the ignition they can and will knock lock you up for it. And that's whether it's weed or alcohol.
 
How many times have you left somewhere thinking you were good and partway through you though, "You know you fucked up, don't you?"

So you pull over.

This happened to a friend of mine a while back and he had the most amazingly ridiculously brilliant plan the best

He got in the passenger seat and threw the keys outside the window. When a cop pulled up, the cop tried to give him a DUI

He told the cop that he was on his way home with a female and she was driving. He couldn't remember what her name was and she got mad. She called a friend to come get her and she threw his keys

He figured he would find the keys in the morning

The cop uses his flashlight and found the keys and gave them to my boy and said,"It's 2:30, I get off at 8. I'm going to come here once an hour and if you're not here you're going to get it to you I because I know you drove away"

My boy stayed there until 9 in the morning before he drove

There was no girl. That story he concocted with genius. The keys weren't in the ignition and he was sitting in the passenger seat. The cops had nothing to charge him with
 
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How many times have you left somewhere thinking you were good and partway through you though, "You know you fucked up, don't you?"

So you pull over.

This happened to a friend of mine a while back and he had the most amazingly ridiculously brilliant plan the best

He got in the passenger seat and threw the keys outside the window. When a cop pulled up, the cop tried to give him a DUI

He told the cop that he was on his way home with a female and she was driving. He couldn't remember what her name was and she got mad. She called a friend to come get her and she threw his keys

He figured he would find the keys in the morning

The cop uses flashlights and found the keys and gave them to my boy and said,"It's 2:30, I get off at 8. I'm going to come here once an hour and if you're not here you're going to get it to you I because I know you drove away"

My boy stayed there until 9 in the morning before he drove

There was no girl. That story he concocted with genius. The keys weren't in the ignition and he was sitting in the passenger seat. The cops had nothing to charge him with

You would write one hell of a crime procedural
 
Hey, I'm a writer. A crime drama could be cool

But it's your knack for character perspective that I think would be a unique flip

Like "cops" but with a complete story and from both perspectives.

That short you just wrote would be a dope episode played out.

Based on true stories about 24 mins.
 
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they can get you if you leave the keys in the ignition.
I hear you......

They don't want you driving drunk and if you feel to fucked up to drive and sleep they still get you..

smdh.

I guess you could always do what Lance Briggs did a few years back



In the UK there is a charge, "Drunk in charge of a motor vehicle" which includes you being up to 50 feet away from the vehicle with the keys in your possession. Theoretically you could be drunk, asleep on your couch in your house with the keys in your pocket and your car on your drive that you may not have driven for days, and still be guilty!

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FTAO @woodchuck @godofwine @creepin

 
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If the key is in the ignition, it's a DUI.

In Houston the car has to be in drive even if its running. Had to pick up my cousin one night cause HPD had him hemmed up. He was drunk but the DA didn't take charges cause the car was in parked even though it was running.
 
Last time cops tried to arrest somebody with that haircut it didn’t turn out so good for them


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In the UK there is a charge, "Drunk in charge of a motor vehicle" which includes you being up to 50 feet away from the vehicle with the keys in your possession. Theoretically you could be drunk, asleep on your couch in your house with the keys in your pocket and your car on your drive that you may not have driven for days, and still be guilty!

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FTAO @woodchuck @godofwine @creepin



Just damn. can't win for losing :lol:
 
Fun fact: I caught a DUI charge the same way.

It was thrown out cause the I blew under the limit and the cop never showed up to court.

Cop was a Black dude too. He was a complete asshole about the situation.

I parked behind a business to get some sleep. Next thing I know, dude was knocking on my window with a flashlight.

Oh....I had been been drinking, but I wasn't stumbling drunk and was in control. He assessed, per his bullshit field exam, that I was under the influence and arrested me. Spent 10 hours in jail. $100 to bond out. $150 tow fee. That was the extent of the out of pocket money. Like, I said, bogus case, that's why that idiot didn't show up to court. DISMISSED!

My brother tried that too except they tased his ass then called for backup and threw him in the drunk wagon. He was madder than a motherfucker lol went to DUI school to get it wiped out. He asked me to look at his mug shots and asked, do I look drunk to you? I said hell yeah mf! You did that shit they said you did! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
you cant do that out there like that...... falling asleep...... the pigs didnt have nothing else to do but look for her..... lmfao
 
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