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HELP me BGOL! How do I tell my boy he's a SIMP?

Hotlantan

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My boy is in his mid 30s, married 10 years, two kids and got a good job paying 100k+. His problem is he is always in the strip club making it rain and "falling in love" with these hoez who are only looking at his wallet. I refuse to hit the clubs with him, but I've tried in the past not to count his money or criticize his choices.

He flew into ATL last month with some stripper he had JUST met. Had her in the penthouse at the W, took her for a helicopter ride, the whole nine yards. His WIFE went through his emails and busted him as soon as he got back. Needless to say it was not a Merry Christmas!

Fast forward to last week, and my boy calls and tells me wants to take some different trick he just met to Dallas to hang out for the SuperBowl; he wanted to know if I have a hookup for game tickets. I tell him hold off and I'll get back to him - hoping the trick will have moved on by then.

I get another call this morning from my boy looking for another hookup. He wants to take the SuperBowl Stripper to Las Vegas on TUESDAY (day after tomorrow) and wants advice for hotel suites ("$500/night is cool"). Mind you - he calls me while with his kids at IHOP and I can hear them in the background. I tell him to let me check around and call back tonight.

I can not stand seeing my boy go out like this! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM??? He calls me because he trusts me, and I know he does not talk to many people about his private life. What should I tell him?

I know I'm gonna get the regular BGOL bullshit answers and that's cool. But seriously - I need to say something but I don't know what to say that will both make a difference and not overly damage our friendship. HELP!
 
you need a new homie :lol:

just be real and tell him to stop trickin on these hoes. introduce him to a spot to meet higher quality hoes to trick on instead of strippers.
 
He is not a simp. He makes enough money to spend for his play time. He is stupid for waisting his money on dumb things tho
 
Wow...terrible priorities....he's not a simp, but he's heading for trouble...
 
BrownTurd said:
He is not a simp. He makes enough money to spend for his play time. He is stupid for waisting his money on dumb things tho
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Ya he is simpin cuz he taking ho's on trips and flying them around the country and laying up w/ them in hotels and @ Superbowls and shit...that's some shit you do w/ ya #1 not some fuckin stripper bitch...he just supposed to be paying them for a fuck...on top of that he married and getting caught...def a simp
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Ya he is simpin cuz he taking ho's on trips and flying them around the country and laying up w/ them in hotels and @ Superbowls and shit...that's some shit you do w/ ya #1 not some fuckin stripper bitch...he just supposed to be paying them for a fuck...on top of that he married and getting caught...def a simp
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hes more of a trick
a simp would do all that all the bitch is allowing him to do is eat her pussy or cuddle
 
A to Dah K said:
hes more of a trick
a simp would do all that all the bitch is allowing him to do is eat her pussy or cuddle
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He is a trick and a simp...a simp can still get the draws it's all the jumpin thru hoops shit that make him a simp...Superbowl tickets plane flights hotel stays? Trickin should be a simple affair...all that extra shit he putting on top is simp shit imo
 
You cannot tell someone how hot a stove is and expect them to understand m let them get burnt so that can smell their own fumes . I stopped giving advice 5 years ago because most of the time most people have already made up their mind what they willl do. A simp will never change his words from advice alone but experience
 
gameboy said:
i bet your boy wasn't making 100k before he got married, was he?,,, sounds like he settled for, & wifed up, the 1st piece of ass that he clicked with,,, then found he could fuck the women he was actually attracted too, once he got some dough,,,
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You mean, he could buy the ass he was attracted to. He could still have done that without marriage.
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
He is a trick and a simp...a simp can still get the draws it's all the jumpin thru hoops shit that make him a simp...Superbowl tickets plane flights hotel stays? Trickin should be a simple affair...all that extra shit he putting on top is simp shit imo
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uh,maybe he wants to go to the superbowl and just wants to bring some pussy with him?
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Ya he is simpin cuz he taking ho's on trips and flying them around the country and laying up w/ them in hotels and @ Superbowls and shit...that's some shit you do w/ ya #1 not some fuckin stripper bitch...he just supposed to be paying them for a fuck...on top of that he married and getting caught...def a simp
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His pimpin budget is pretty large so he can fly random hoes in and take trips
 
BrownTurd said:
His pimpin budget is pretty large so he can fly random hoes in and take trips
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I am assuming he makes less than $200k. That is not a lot of money when you're married with children and if you want to maintain a high standard of living for them. At least, not enough to buy hos at will.
 
jagu said:
I am assuming he makes less than $200k. That is not a lot of money when you're married with children and if you want to maintain a high standard of living for them. At least, not enough to buy hos at will.
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You are probably more mature then he is and don't see the value in waisting money on random hoes. But to some people and extra 20,000 means parties and hoes..lol
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Flyin ho's to the Superbowl who would not otherwise go w/ him w/o the $$$ involved is pimp shit? Na it ain't me who got the lingo twisted
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A man spending his money for his leisure time does not make him a simp. So if he has the money to fly random hoes out or take them to the superbowl that is all good. To me he is just smashing random hoes and having fun. It don't seem from the description in the initial post that he is trying to love them or have a relationship
 
Dude the op who knows him better than anybody else in this fuckin thread labeled him a simp...you A to Z niggas always like to make simple shit complicated

BrownTurd said:
A man spending his money for his leisure time does not make him a simp. So if he has the money to fly random hoes out or take them to the superbowl that is all good. To me he is just smashing random hoes and having fun. It don't seem from the description in the initial post that he is trying to love them or have a relationship
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Hotlantan said:
His problem is he is always in the strip club making it rain and "falling in love" with these hoez who are only looking at his wallet.
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Flyin ho's to the Superbowl who would not otherwise go w/ him w/o the $$$ involved is pimp shit? Na it ain't me who got the lingo twisted
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if there was a thread called water is wet, brownturd would come in talking about dry ice or some other incorrect bullshit just to find a way to fight common sense.
 
You can tell him, but he still aint gone change til the situation bites him in the ass, therefore you might as well just shut up.
 
He's a trick. And there's nothing you can say to him. Trickin is an addiction like many other addictions. You won't be able to talk him out of it. And apparently neither will getting busted by his wife even stop his tricking ways. All you can do is sit back and watch the train wreck about to happen and then come back here and tell us how horribly he messed up.

MAYBE some other tricking guy who's got a wife and family reads that story and wises up and stops his trickin ways.
 
themainman said:
if there was a thread called water is wet, brownturd would come in talking about dry ice or some other incorrect bullshit just to find a way to fight common sense.
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I just don't see him as a simp. It is like when you turn on the TV and see a rapper or entertainer posted up with 20 of his boyz...people think that is cool that he flew his boyz out. But if he flew 20 hoes out he is somehow a simp. If a man wants to take trips to the superbowl, post up in 5 star hotel and resorts with hoes then what is the problem?:dunno:

Sounds like trickin to me
 
BGLR1212000 said:
You can tell him, but he still aint gone change til the situation bites him in the ass, therefore you might as well just shut up.
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Legacy_Infinity said:
He's a trick. And there's nothing you can say to him. Trickin is an addiction like many other addictions. You won't be able to talk him out of it. And apparently neither will getting busted by his wife even stop his tricking ways. All you can do is sit back and watch the train wreck about to happen and then come back here and tell us how horribly he messed up.

MAYBE some other tricking guy who's got a wife and family reads that story and wises up and stops his trickin ways.
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pretty much. tell him 1 time if u think u need to but its hobby and his choice.

setting up dates with prostitutes while eating with his kids at ihop is pretty damn low but hey.... his money. his life.
 
BrownTurd said:
I just don't see him as a simp. It is like when you turn on the TV and see a rapper or entertainer posted up with 20 of his boyz...people think that is cool that he flew his boyz out. But if he flew 20 hoes out he is somehow a simp. If a man wants to take trips to the superbowl, post up in 5 star hotel and resorts with hoes then what is the problem?:dunno:

Sounds like trickin to me
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like i said... his money. his life. i've heard alot of mixed up definitions on bgol but flying hookers all over has never been called "pimping". now u call it tricking. maybe u just have ur definitions all mixed up.
 
There's nothing to tell him.

He is a simp, it is in his bloodline.

Some guys were just meant to be simps and tricks and some were meant to be macks and pimps.

There is nothing you can say to a man that would turn him from T-Pain to Goldie the Mack.

You can warn him about what's going to happen if he continues this way just to say you tried, but it's got to be some devastating shit to happen to him. He's got to have an epiphany, a moment of clarity, all of that shit. You can't tell him that, he's got to feel it in his heart, his soul, his brain, his pocket.

If he doesn't pay you any mind, just know, whatever happens to him, he brought it on himself.
 
Sounds like the average BGOL member,they are quite proud of tricking around these parts.
 
BiggBawlzMcGee said:
There's nothing to tell him.

He is a simp, it is in his bloodline.

Some guys were just meant to be simps and tricks and some were meant to be macks and pimps.

There is nothing you can say to a man that would turn him from T-Pain to Goldie the Mack.

You can warn him about what's going to happen if he continues this way just to say you tried, but it's got to be some devastating shit to happen to him. He's got to have an epiphany, a moment of clarity, all of that shit. You can't tell him that, he's got to feel it in his heart, his soul, his brain, his pocket.

If he doesn't pay you any mind, just know, whatever happens to him, he brought it on himself.
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but what do you call the tricks broke, pocket watching sidekick?

dude is making it rain in the club and the op is counting the dollars as they fall to the stage. not cool.
 
BrownTurd said:
I just don't see him as a simp. It is like when you turn on the TV and see a rapper or entertainer posted up with 20 of his boyz...people think that is cool that he flew his boyz out. But if he flew 20 hoes out he is somehow a simp. If a man wants to take trips to the superbowl, post up in 5 star hotel and resorts with hoes then what is the problem?:dunno:

Sounds like trickin to me
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But he's flying the bitch to Vegas...like there ain't more bitches in Vegas! :lol:

He actually cares about these freaks and what they think of him. He's not just paying for the pussy, he's paying to spend quality time with these bitches. Why spend time with them when you can just fuck 'em?

I appreciate the company of a fine woman or 2 myself. But I'll be damned if I'mma pay for 2 extra plane tickets, I don't care if I do got it. Any non-simpin' ass nigga would've paid for his ticket, his room, got two fresh new bitches when he got to Vegas and after the next morning, wouldn't see those bitches ever again.
 
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