Debate: If you HAD to wife a porn chick who would it be?

[playahaitian]

Since the Amber Rose thing is actually a talking point I thought about this...

The age old question...

If you HAD to wife a porn chick (or even internet video model) which one would you pick.

and I mean wedding with family members!

She would not be doing any porn while you were together but of course all of her work from before would still be readily availible online...

I guess she COULD still model and strip...

would you have a privacy/gag order clause?

or pre-nup?

SO if you HAD to pick one who would it be?

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

THIS AINT HBO!!!

 

[HITMAN]

Isis Blue

 

[CharlieBrown]

Nina Hartley.

that was easy

 

[playahaitian]

lord forgive me

 

[rltaz]

CARAMEL

 

[playahaitian]

Nina Hartley.

that was easy

Marie Hartman graduated with honors from San Francisco State University and is the author or coauthor of several books published by major publishing houses under her stage name, Nina Hartley. She is also the star of more than 600 adult films spanning three decades. In addition, Hartley is a humanist, a proud atheist, and a vocal feminist. In many ways she is in complete contrast to the other celebrities in her profession; one of the most famous adult film actresses and reality television celebrities in recent years is Mary Carey, a college drop-out who ran in the 2003 California gubernatorial recall election and has attended high-profile conservative events. Carey grew up attending church on a regular basis and remains a Christian who prays daily. I wanted to explore the opposite side of the political and religious spectrum by studying celebrity nontheists. In my research I came across Hartley, who enthusiastically accepted my invitation to discuss her life and her philosophical and social views.

and she smart...

http://www.thehumanist.org/humanist/10_sept_oct/Shaffer.html

 

[tuckdog]

Check my sig (when it's working! ) I need a new photo hosting site.

 

[Autonomous]

Sinn Love, with Mika Tan a close second.
The two of them always seemed intelligent and don't come off as total head cases.

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

Mya Lovely or Shyla Haze and I would do it with my head held high. I would be telling family and friends if they asked it look like her but it ain't her that's why I married her.

 

[playahaitian]

CARAMEL

but what if you co-workers saw this?

 

[playahaitian]

Sinn Love, with Mika Tan a close second.
The two of them always seemed intelligent and don't come off as total head cases.

 

[TooTrilla]

Courtney Devine

 

[Pack Rat]

 

[playahaitian]

Mya Lovely or Shyla Haze and I would do it with my head held high. I would be telling family and friends if they asked it look like her but it ain't her that's why I married her.

I'm sorry but that's hard to believe especially when she is a HARDCORE star you wouldn't say they just look alike or something...

no shame AT ALL

http://hotfile.com/dl/73836408/367eb09/MyaLovelyBSQ.wmv.html

http://thumbnails28.imagebam.com/10075/72ae05100745289.jpg

 

[o0-SCV-0o]

CARAMEL

but what if you co-workers saw this?

or THIS

poor caramel lol

 

[MadAfrikan]

Italia Blue hands down numbero uno!
There are some close runner ups though: Michelle Tucker, Caltalina Taylor, Taj Mendez, Charley Chase and Velicity Von come to mind.

But "IF" I were to ever get with a porn star (and I cannot imagine ever doing such a thing), it would be Italia Blue.

MA

 

[woodchuck]

Eh, if I HAD to, prolly Annetta Keys. For some reason, she does it for me.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Shirley aka Luv4Dream!

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=8516537#post8516537

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Or Aria Giovani

 

[playahaitian]

Italia Blue hands down numbero uno!
There are some close runner ups though: Michelle Tucker, Caltalina Taylor, Taj Mendez, Charley Chase and Velicity Von come to mind.

But "IF" I were to ever get with a porn star (and I cannot imagine ever doing such a thing), it would be Italia Blue.

MA

but the question is who AND would you?

she is banging

 

[PeerlessMack]

Damn. Like I absolutely HAD to?

Courtney Devine

I wouldn't mind Michelle Tucker also.

 

[playahaitian]

Shirley aka Luv4Dream!

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=8516537#post8516537




Or Aria Giovani

http://hotfile.com/dl/45492387/49d3625/Love4dreamEnFleur.avi.html



Ari

 

[dasmybikepunk]

 

[playahaitian]

Damn. Like I absolutely HAD to?

Courtney Devine

I wouldn't mind Michelle Tucker also.

hey everybody look who I brought for christmas dinner...

 

[mrbillcollecta]

Priya Rai

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

I'm sorry but that's hard to believe especially when she is a HARDCORE star you wouldn't say they just look alike or something...

no shame AT ALL

http://hotfile.com/dl/73836408/367eb09/MyaLovelyBSQ.wmv.html

http://thumbnails28.imagebam.com/10075/72ae05100745289.jpg

I thought I was cool until you put that damn gif up that gif giving me shame. I'm just trying to get through the wedding with my head held high. If I fell for one I wouldn't care that much about family and friends because they wouldn't be living with you. Now when you have kids that's the ball game having your kids classmates showing your kid their mom's old movies and pictures. Damn I would have to move them near the Amish or something.

 

[Black_Hand]

Carmen Michaels

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

hey everybody look who I brought for christmas dinner...

That's fucked up but true as shit.

 

[playahaitian]

Priya Rai

"Mom, she doesn't celebrate Christmas like we do..."

 

[playahaitian]

Carmen Michaels

"its not her fault, ya'll be taking FOREVER in the kitchen"

 

[playahaitian]

Eh, if I HAD to, prolly Annetta Keys. For some reason, she does it for me.

"you SAID make ourselves comfortable!"

 

[theoriginalgreatone]

WoW, i couldn't even narrow it down if i wanted too

 

[cole256]

caramel. I'm still trying to make that shit happen

 

[playahaitian]

AINT A DAMN THING FUNNY ABOUT MISTY

 

[freshnclean]

.
Either Misty Stone or Imani Rose



Exhibit A

Exhibit B

 

[Onpoint]

Mya Lovely
Misti Stone
Mone Divine