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Have a female ever said anything to you that blew your mind

playahaitian said:
she didn't care about my girl and wanted an occasional smash...

and she swore to be loyal to only me...

and she was my girl's best friend...

and actually kept her mouth shut for months...

and stayed loyal

and after I ended it a year later asked me to be in her wedding:eek:

said she only married duke because of me?

I hit it the night of the rehersal dinner.

She got divored less then 3 years later...

because she SUSPECTED he was cheating (he wasn't)

I will NEVER understand women :smh:
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You're lucky she never opened her mouth to tell her husband what was going down. Women are known for doing dumb shit like that, especailly when they know the marriage is over, and they are hell bent on hurting the man.
 
redmerchant said:
it seems many times there's more benifit to be the side dude

most times the side guy can smash without extras and on his terms

the one who she sees as "relationship material" has rules and restirctions

wtf
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If your a side dude you have to be up on your shit, because you dont want to be some chick get out of jail for free dude, were you are being used as a pawn in some warped game of getting back at her man because he cheated on her.:smh:
Plus if you are hitting that better than her man, 9 times out of 10 she is going to catch feelings, and if you dont control the situation they are going to run the "you took advantage of me because I was vulnerable" bullshit.
Don't sleep on these types of chicks, especially if they have a nice house and children, because one fuck up, "even if she is the one that fucks up", and her whole world could come crashing down, and one thing about women I know, that is, if they fall, they gonna try to bring as many people down with them.
This is why I tell cornballs not to stay out the game, Cornballs get caught up too easily and always get fucked in the long run.
 
I am very serious about this subject, because a dude who once worked at a homeless shelter, told me, that most of the men in there and in jail are there because of a fucked up bitch, or some mistake they made with a woman.
Brothers be smart with your shit, some random bootie call can wind up destroying your whole entire life!
 
Was kicking it with this chick. She told me I should not fall in love with her as she is a heart breaker.

I'm like cool, I'm only here to smash nothing else.

We fucking one night all into it, and she said "I love you" :hmm:

That threw me for a loop as she told me not to fall for her, but she caught feelings. :smh:
 
This chick I used to work with on a part-time job just out of the blue says to me "What if I invited you to an orgy?" Keep in mind we are on a bus (well, van) full of co-workers...
 
MadWun said:
Was kicking it with this chick. She told me I should not fall in love with her as she is a heart breaker.

I'm like cool, I'm only here to smash nothing else.

We fucking one night all into it, and she said "I love you" :hmm:

That threw me for a loop as she told me not to fall for her, but she caught feelings. :smh:
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See she set the terms, and in turn she tried to set you up. Now imagine if you had a girl and was married and that shit happened, your ass would be thinking oh shit lord what the fuck did my dick get me into this time.
 
NinjaspiT said:
My ex asked me,after we were 4 months into living with each other, if it was possible to love two dudes at once.Needless to say,I helped her make an easy decision when I bought my plane ticket that night,left my job and school and moved back to where I came from.
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:roflmao3:
 
Chick says she loves what she does (and that's to f*ck). Ask her what she wants to do wit us......she jumps straight to DEFCOM 5 and says "I want one of you to f*ck my p*ssy and the other f*ck my a** at the same time.".......we was like...."hold up hold up.....that sounds all good in theory but we can't have our swords crossin. and, damn u come right out wit the ace of spade ha?!?!" lmao.

we get up wit ol girl. thrax her like she wanted and she hits us wit blow ur mind line number two. "Yeah i have to hurry up and go now to watch my son cause my husband has a dinner to go to later"

sad thing is she think bein an ultra outright married freak is cute.....
SMMFH.....
 
cbeezy said:
Chick says she loves what she does (and that's to f*ck). Ask her what she wants to do wit us......she jumps straight to DEFCOM 5 and says "I want one of you to f*ck my p*ssy and the other f*ck my a** at the same time.".......we was like...."hold up hold up.....that sounds all good in theory but we can't have our swords crossin. and, damn u come right out wit the ace of spade ha?!?!" lmao.

we get up wit ol girl. thrax her like she wanted and she hits us wit blow ur mind line number two. "Yeah i have to hurry up and go now to watch my son cause my husband has a dinner to go to later"

sad thing is she think bein an ultra outright married freak is cute.....
SMMFH.....
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I worked with a girl and she told me how she used to work at this grocery store and her boyfriend/father of her two kids worked at the same store in the meat department (who brings a gun to the store) and she fucked her manager knowing that he had a wife and a pair of kids at home. Then at our store, she wanted me to hook her up with my homeboy who also worked with us, but she turned him down, hooked up with another co-worker. And after a couple of months of treating her like shit and calling her shit like "stanky dank" "hoochie-mama" and "scooby-doo", she finally decides its my turn to fuck. I turned her down and she wonders why I didn't want to hit it!!!


At the store, I helped a 40-something year old lady, (I'd probably hit it :dunno: ) out to her car and she was like "Thanks, I don't really do heavy lifting, except for my men...", :confused: I'm not sure what that meant but I think she just offered to lift my legs up and toss my salad on the low :dunno: :lol:

But that wasn't the end. We walked by this older white lady and she says "that looks like the bitch my husband cheated on me with...I bet her head ain't better than mine though..." and she said it like...like if I had said "I'm sure it is" or something like that, I'm pretty sure she would've sucked me off in the parking lot.
 
My ex called one day and asked what I was doing. I told her I had a honie coming over and I would have to talk to her tomorrow. She said "You gonna fuck her?" "Can I listen?" I was like:eek: "HELL YEAH!!!" I wore shorty ass out that night too. Just cuz I knew she was on the phone rubbing her pussy.
 
Baddest bitch offers me lunch cause she saw i forgot my debt card

pays for my Jerk Chicken dinner :yes:

Beautiful stranger :confused:

Exchanged #s called her once or twice no chemistry poppin..

i got impatient :dunno:

Couldn't close that deal :smh:
 
Pockets said:
At First Fridays an overly aggressive chick told me she saw me a few times around downtown and she wanted to fuck me. Shit was so bizarre I got her info and never called.
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Shit like that happen oh so often my ninja you ain't special brah. She probably said that to the 20....fuck it 50 other guys before you. :lol::lol::lol::lol:


My bad, I didn't mean to steal your thunder just saying.
 
MadWun said:
Was kicking it with this chick. She told me I should not fall in love with her as she is a heart breaker.

I'm like cool, I'm only here to smash nothing else.

We fucking one night all into it, and she said "I love you" :hmm:

That threw me for a loop as she told me not to fall for her, but she caught feelings. :smh:
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Hmm..the shock and bait maneuver.

It was game.
 
BIG Bambu said:
My ex called one day and asked what I was doing. I told her I had a honie coming over and I would have to talk to her tomorrow. She said "You gonna fuck her?" "Can I listen?" I was like:eek: "HELL YEAH!!!" I wore shorty ass out that night too. Just cuz I knew she was on the phone rubbing her pussy.
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Oh my....:eek:
 
Had one tell me she wanted a baby by me, no strings attached. You know I wasn't falling for that shit. :smh:
 
RoadRage said:

Another key, never ever let your self get backed up by pussy! Always have some emergency pussy somewhere, I am married and I keep at least three digits just in case.
The reason why I say that, is because if you hit the clubs, thirsty for pussy, man, bad things can happen. I know if I was thirsty I would have smashed homegirl, especially after feeling that phat juicy donkey grinding on my joint, and she had the nerve to grab my dick in the dark.
But women know this, and they would have you in some shit, and as soon as you bust your nut, you'd be wondering what the fuck happened and you will start coming to your senses.
If you got to smash, especially if your creeping, have a exit plan ready before you get your enter game on!
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RoadRage said:
Well if a chick wants to fuck, the pussy will be there, so thats not a problem. The main reason why, is because if the woman is setting the terms, she is also calling the shots, and in her mind she could be seeing the situation a lot different than you are. Fuck her right homegirl could be saying shit like I cant believe I found love at first sight.:smh:
So at the very least, with time you can screen out the crazyness. Another reason why is because it could be a set up, believe it or not, I knew chicks that used to set guys up, on some durty game type shit, chances are thats not the case, but you only have to be wrong once to fuck up your life.
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RoadRage said:
I am very serious about this subject, because a dude who once worked at a homeless shelter, told me, that most of the men in there and in jail are there because of a fucked up bitch, or some mistake they made with a woman.
Brothers be smart with your shit, some random bootie call can wind up destroying your whole entire life!
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DAMN NIGGA.



You reading my mind. I gotta co sign to all this shit.
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oNE
 
Not really mind blowing to me but i was told "don't become my friend because i don't sleep with any of em" short story shorter i smashed some of er hommies did also we were all called friends.
 
Road Rage i have to give you props the "pimp hand" apparently is very strong in the subject matter.
Most men if ever at all don't come to such wisdom until you get some age and experience in you.

Some white girl i was having fun with, practically let me do anything to her except smash, didn't believe she was cheating because i didn't do that one thing.:smh: Blew my mind. It's amazing whats some peoples definition of cheating is.
 
lol...:hmm: a chick i was fucking wit got pissed at me due to the fact that i got mad female contacts in my fone, and gettin mad texts... So she tells me months later that she let another nigga fuck i'm like :cool:
didnt even bring it up anymore, other than to clown her about it from time to time a few weeks pass and were talking... she actually says to me "Dont you wanna know if he made me bust?":eek:
my reply was basically "if you didn't then i'm sorry that you wasted your time... hope you got paid":lol:

i had a broad tell me she was so into me that i was the only guy she would let hit it on her period:puke::smh: lip service only

Same broad tells me one night that she and her homegirl are guna fuck jim jones after his show in tampa... this is the tale she tells me... both a these bitches are fine as fuck:yes: well these hoes get to the show and niggas on these bitches instantly especially coz they work at mons venus (Popular Strip Club out here) and dont mind letting ass hang out they skirts... anyway... these hoes get drunk i mean totally wasted and they tellin security what they got planned and they wana fuck CAPO:lol: How bout them hoes got PLAYED, security told them meet up after the club... these hoes are stupid wasted and get outside security hit 'em wit divide and conquer took one hoe left took the other one right... my homegirl tells me that she dont remember much but she remembers bein laid out on her passenger seat and gettin fucked in the parking lotshe had her ass out the car so niggas is taking turns beatin her from the back... she said everytime she turned around and shit came to focus she saw a different nigga in her:smh: she said she heard her bestie screaming and wen she propped her self up her girl was racing across the road after sum niggas in a car them niggas reversed the car into her and knocked her down kept it movin:eek: she says her homegirl get helped and hops in sum1z car and takes off leaving her in the parking lot getting fucked... she tellin me that a security nigga she knows comes to help her get home after niggas is done mutting her ass... She say she dont remember what happened but she had nut stain on her upholstery and face:smh: bitch tells me she calls niggas the next day to find out if every nigga that penetrated used a condom:eek: that was her only concern she can live wit the rest... i remember the first words she said wen she walked in my house and i asked her how was the show... she said "I GOT RAPED!!!" then broke out a bag of coke and did a few lines:smh: and told me that crazy ass story:smh:
 
1eyedwilly said:
lol...:hmm: a chick i was fucking wit got pissed at me due to the fact that i got mad female contacts in my fone, and gettin mad texts... So she tells me months later that she let another nigga fuck i'm like :cool:
didnt even bring it up anymore, other than to clown her about it from time to time a few weeks pass and were talking... she actually says to me "Dont you wanna know if he made me bust?":eek:
my reply was basically "if you didn't then i'm sorry that you wasted your time... hope you got paid":lol:

i had a broad tell me she was so into me that i was the only guy she would let hit it on her period:puke::smh: lip service only

Same broad tells me one night that she and her homegirl are guna fuck jim jones after his show in tampa... this is the tale she tells me... both a these bitches are fine as fuck:yes: well these hoes get to the show and niggas on these bitches instantly especially coz they work at mons venus (Popular Strip Club out here) and dont mind letting ass hang out they skirts... anyway... these hoes get drunk i mean totally wasted and they tellin security what they got planned and they wana fuck CAPO:lol: How bout them hoes got PLAYED, security told them meet up after the club... these hoes are stupid wasted and get outside security hit 'em wit divide and conquer took one hoe left took the other one right... my homegirl tells me that she dont remember much but she remembers bein laid out on her passenger seat and gettin fucked in the parking lotshe had her ass out the car so niggas is taking turns beatin her from the back... she said everytime she turned around and shit came to focus she saw a different nigga in her:smh: she said she heard her bestie screaming and wen she propped her self up her girl was racing across the road after sum niggas in a car them niggas reversed the car into her and knocked her down kept it movin:eek: she says her homegirl get helped and hops in sum1z car and takes off leaving her in the parking lot getting fucked... she tellin me that a security nigga she knows comes to help her get home after niggas is done mutting her ass... She say she dont remember what happened but she had nut stain on her upholstery and face:smh: bitch tells me she calls niggas the next day to find out if every nigga that penetrated used a condom:eek: that was her only concern she can live wit the rest... i remember the first words she said wen she walked in my house and i asked her how was the show... she said "I GOT RAPED!!!" then broke out a bag of coke and did a few lines:smh: and told me that crazy ass story:smh:
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SILLY ASS BITCHES:smh:
 
-when i was like 16-17 this older chic i worked with wanted me to get her pregnant.she wanted a "lightskin baby with good hair"
she told me i didnt have to have anything to do with the baby if i didnt want to.:rolleyes:

-a few months ago,this other chic i met said,"lets make a deal,if you dont settle down in the next 3 years,lets have a baby together.":rolleyes:that was before we evn went out on a date,we had only talked on the phone a few times and i passed by her job and chit chatted.

-same chic as ^ ,after one "date" at her crib says "i would marry you":rolleyes:

-same chic had told me,"i dont believe in sex before marriage"
even though she was still legaly married and has a kid.:rolleyes::lol:(it hit it 3rd time i hung out with her,and trust me i wasnt even trying.

- a different chic earlier this week told me,"i want you to bend over,i want to bury my head in your ass.":eek::lol:
 
Made a thread a while back about this convo with theses lesbians. Well fast forward to last night I was talkin to this chick and she finally comes out the closet and says she is a lesbian. (I knew she liked girls but didn't know if she was bi). Here are some of the things she said. 'I know I'm gay because I've never thought about being with a man' also she said the reason why she might not be with a man was 'I'm too independent I don't need a man and I'd probably allways be arguing with him'. Now hold that thought...I would have thought that she'd say the reason I couldn't be with a man is because 'I've never had a sexual thought about them'. But that wasn't her reason. She also said 'my mom tells me she thinks I'm gay because I saw my dad beat her, and that might have something to do with it'. She also expressed that she is the dyke dominant one in the relationship and likes that role because she didn't get that from her dad or mom so she tries to give what she never had and when talki about her dad she said he was kind of standofish in showing her afection and giving her half hugs and stuff and just spoiling her. She said she has never fucked a guy or been in a relationship with one and that if I talk to any guy she knows they wouldn't even fix their lips up to say they fucked her because everyone knows how she gets down. But in a previous convo we had I said something and she went into details and described how she invisions her husband...but just last night she was saying she wants to marry a woman and that her mind might change one day who knows. Now she's leaving to the military...
 
I'm at the breakfast club the morning after I fucked a chick the night before...she ask for a drink of my soda..I take my straw out..bitch flips out and says " I drank ur babies last night now I can't drink out ur straw"




:eek::eek::eek::eek:
:puke::puke::puke:
 
RoadRage said:
I started dancing with her in the joint and asked her to show me how she backed it up on me, and home girl was bumping and grinding like she really put it on me. Funny we danced for a full hour, then I went to grab a drink and when I got back I think she started coming to her senses, and realize it wasn't me. She still wanted to fuck though.
But I have one golden rule, and players need to hear this, never smash on a womans term, sure you can cop a few feels, and have a good time, but always fuck on your terms. For example some dime come out the woods and tell you to meet her at her crib, I would chill with her, get freaky with her (to see if she is really about it) but take her number and decline.
I would call her up, try to get in her head, to see whats up with her, and if all is good, then I smash.
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