Well all know that women are human just like men. Just wanted to know how long you wait before you start cutting loose? If under extreme circumstances most men will develope a fuck it attitude. We'll cut loose, and do damage control on your bathroom hoping we wont loose cool points.
How long before you get comfortable
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Thin line
Taking the first shit in a potential mate is like having sex the first time. Once you do it, you get so much anxiety out of the way and finally relax. SO I talk about those functions from jump because it makes no sense hiding it. Once that first fart is out of the way, you can just be yourself. 
Most of the guys I dated in the past just laughed and say I was cool for having that conversation and would loosen up. I guess it takes the pressure off of him to.
Most of the guys I dated in the past just laughed and say I was cool for having that conversation and would loosen up. I guess it takes the pressure off of him to.
LoneStar29
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Bathrooms are meant for piss and shit ... I dont judge someone who has to use the bathroom at my place even if its the first time ... IMO its immature to make them feel uncomfortable about a natural bodily function
And I have no time line ... when I gotta shit, I'll shit and if he acts like a little kid about it then he gets dashed away
And I have no time line ... when I gotta shit, I'll shit and if he acts like a little kid about it then he gets dashed away
Its about respecting other ppl's space.
Don't push yo shut out on me, literally or figuratively.
And what if I had plans for us that night? You want me to put my dick in you when just 2" away you still got fumes seeping out?
Let's not even talk about eating yo pussy
Don't most women bathe after doing that kinda damage anyway?
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Its about respecting other ppl's space.
Don't push yo shut out on me, literally or figuratively.
And what if I had plans for us that night? You want me to put my dick in you when just 2" away you still got fumes seeping out?
Let's not even talk about eating yo pussy
Don't most women bathe after doing that kinda damage anyway?
Who would be trying to have sex after taking a shit?
Who would be trying to have sex after taking a shit?
As long as you wash, what's the problem?
Not everybody bathes after every shit. These are the ppl we're referring to.
LoneStar29
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So if ya'll eat or something and her tummy doesn't agree with it, she should go home, shit, then shower and come back to fuck you??
Very mature lmmfbaoooo
I agree, who is trying to have sex after taking a poop?? That's usually when you feel extremely unsexy! Everyone has to shit, men and women. It has to happen somewhere, sometimes you can't shit in the comfort of your own home... It happens
And guys, seriously, even if sex did hapen afterwards.. If a girl is wiping properly you have no reason to be all 'eeewww what if her vag is dirty' you wipe front to back not back to front !! And 2.. I'm a big believer in the bathroom wipes.. Always keep those on deck .
And guys, seriously, even if sex did hapen afterwards.. If a girl is wiping properly you have no reason to be all 'eeewww what if her vag is dirty' you wipe front to back not back to front !! And 2.. I'm a big believer in the bathroom wipes.. Always keep those on deck .
I wish a bitch might!!!
Bitch betta kill ha'self
WTF
Its about respecting other ppl's space.
Don't push yo shit out on me, literally or figuratively.
And what if I had plans for us that night? You want me to put my dick in you when just 2" away you still got fumes seeping out?
Let's not even talk about eating yo pussy
Don't most women bathe after doing that kinda damage anyway?
c/s............ go home & take a shit in your own bathroom!!!!! i used to use the guest bathroom when me & my ex lived together.... i just like the privacy...... & i actually HATE the sound of anyone pissing.....especially late @ night.
i turn the tv/radio up so i dont have to hear it!!!!!!!! i do not want to fuck you after you havetaken a shit..... so stay home...... i dont even like shaking hands or being touched by people that just got out the bathroom taking a shit! i have no idea how far up your ass your fingers have been!!!!!! nohomo-pause!i used to date a chick that had no problem talking to me , doing her hair, brushing her teeth, ect, ect while i was in the bathroom WITH the door closed..... or if she was in it she would ALWAYS open the door to talk to me..im like wtf????
& dont ask me to go to the fucking store to buy pads!!!!!
! not gonna happen! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!! thats your pussy ... you take care of it!!!!!!!
no............... when you get home & shit ............. stay there!!!!!!!i'll be fucking the other girl that didnt have to take a shit!!!!!!!!! lol
& yes you need to shower after you shit!!!!!!!!! was ya funky ass!!!!!!
what else..............
taking a piss in the middle of sex......negative!!!!! the pussy smells like piss.......... the room smells like piss...... wash ya pussy!!!!! there should be no communication when you in the bathroom....
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HUH??? pee'ing in the middle of sex ??? WTF ...
I feel like if you can't be honest from the first night what's the point. Hell we all are human beings if a person can't except you for the real person you are from the beginning why waste your time, but we all know that's not how the world works.
before i got into a serious relationship i never had sex with a woman who i know
hadn't just recently took a bath. if they came by after work they'd walk with bath
stuff and i'd supply the towels.
even now in a serious relationship sex usually happens after a bath.
c/s............ go home & take a shit in your own bathroom!!!!! i used to use the guest bathroom when me & my ex lived together.... i just like the privacy...... & i actually HATE the sound of anyone pissing.....especially late @ night.
i used to date a chick that had no problem talking to me , doing her hair, brushing her teeth, ect, ect while i was in the bathroom WITH the door closed..... or if she was in it she would ALWAYS open the door to talk to me..im like wtf????
& dont ask me to go to the fucking store to buy pads!!!!!
Me and you are the same, homie! Except for the part about being in the bathroom while she brushing hair or while I'm brushing teeth or something. I can deal with being in there brushing my teeth while she takes a tinkle, and it better be just that.... a tinkle. I don't wanna hear no loud water hose gushing piss!
I've had a few even come in the bathroom (it was my apartment) while I was taking a dump and sat on the tub and talked to me. That wasn't that bad, but I can tolerate my own shit, it's other people's that I ain't dealing with. They both even said that my shit don't stank
(*fyi: these were different chicks at different times, they didn't know each other)
Not following your point here, baby.
Are you saying that she should shit & shower at my crib?
Or are you saying that she shouldn't have to shower after her shit?
I feel you on the wet wipes!! 100% on that!!
But not every female is up on that.
And back to my point.... if you gotta shit, do it on your own time
!If you gotta take a shit..... WE AIN'T FUCKIN'
If we ain't fuckin'..........WHY YOU HERE?
Bottom line, don't subject me to smelling yo' shit!!!!
AND
If I'm over his place, I almost always take a shower anyway because it's usually after work and I need it clean for when he sucks & licks on my pussy
Y'all cool like that ....
to where he's ok with letting you do all that at his crib?
Except for the part about being in the bathroom while she brushing hair or while I'm brushing teeth or something. I can deal with being in there brushing my teeth while she takes a tinkle, and it better be just that.... a tinkle. I don't wanna hear no loud water hose gushing piss!
I've had a few even come in the bathroom (it was my apartment) while I was taking a dump and sat on the tub and talked to me. That wasn't that bad, but I can tolerate my own shit, it's other people's that I ain't dealing with. They both even said that my shit don't stank
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What?Y'all cool like that ....
Spray air freshener and take a shower? Your chick doesn't clean herself?
What?
Take yo shit and yo stankin azz to yo house!
Come back when the smoke(fumes) clear!
OK.... fah real. I have a problem with other people puttin' their shit off on me (literally & figuratively)
Why subject me to that? Because it's convenient to/for you? WRONG ANSWER!
Deuces! 2 fangaz in the air/ 'cuz I'ma A-town playa!
I got news for you sweetie:Take yo shit and yo stankin azz to yo house!
Come back when the smoke(fumes) clear!
OK.... fah real. I have a problem with other people puttin' their shit off on me (literally & figuratively)
WRONG ANSWER!
Deuces! 2 fangaz in the air/ 'cuz I'ma A-town playa!
AND
Now I hate when people say 'how old are you?', but that question is on the tip of my tongue...now of course it's ideal that everybody only poops when they are in their own home, but shit happens. If you're a couple, you are going to have to get used to it, especially if you spend lots of time at each other's place. You must really plan on never getting married because are you going to ban your wife from taking a dump?
I got news for you sweetie:
AND
Now I hate when people say 'how old are you?', but that question is on the tip of my tongue...now of course it's ideal that everybody only poops when they are in their own home, but shit happens. If you're a couple, you are going to have to get used to it, especially if you spend lots of time at each other's place. You must really plan on never getting married because are you going to ban your wife from taking a dump?
Me and wife don't belong in the same sentence.
That ain't for me.
And I know everybody poops, just poop outta sight, outta mind, and definitely out of smell.
Just like men don't like buying pads or tampons, take care of that on your own time.
I'm 29, and I have tolerated it, same with buying feminine products. I once walked to buy a chick some pads, I was 21.
just don't like it.
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