Jessica Alba Gets her Bare Butt Spanked
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Yet another acting job that would have me on the sex offender registry
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yeah she would have got fucked right after that scene. director yelling CUT! i would be balls deep in that ass
Don't even bother calling security, they'd have to call the cops, cuz they'd have to shoot me.
yeah she would have got fucked right after that scene. director yelling CUT! i would be balls deep in that ass
mit_dropout
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What the fuck kind of bullshit was that? He whips her ass like she was a slave that got caught trying to escape, then she turns around and gives him ass...
What the fuck kind of bullshit was that? He whips her ass like she was a slave that got caught trying to escape, then she turns around and gives him ass...
some chicks like that shit for some reason
Man fuck that ackin shit, directors, camera men, boom operators,would all have to tear me off that ass
mit_dropout
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You my friend are insane.
yeah she would have got fucked right after that scene. director yelling CUT! i would be balls deep in that ass
I wouldn't say wack but her ass is not ass nice as I'd like...watching Machete she have the body of your average skinny white girl...Michelle Rodriguez body was looking tighter
As far as latina women go she is average. There are bad ass latina women working at publix in downtown miami that put her flat ass want to be white girl complex bitch ass to shame
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thank-you.
this is what i'm talking about.
Jessica Alba has NO hips, NO ass, NO tits, NOTHING to distinguish her body from a preteen white BOY...
...and you got mafuggas in here SWEARING how attractive she is.
you are TOLD she's good looking, and you just accept it as gospel.
what
is
WRONG
with y'all???
agreed 100%!!!
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You wanna take this outside?
Cause we can go outside Buk!
*walks outside*
*gets distracted by a chick with a Quiznos sandwich*
*wanders off*
You seem awfully mad at what other niggas like, you like fat bitches, not all of us do. To compare a woman like her to a pre teen white boy is wild suspect and reaching.
If she's not attractive to you, then something is wrong.
Jessica has, or at least had (have not seen her much since the kid) a pretty enough face to make up for any lack of exceptional body parts. In that way she's like Kristin Kreuk...although if you saw "Into the Blue" you know that she did have at the very least a nice, relatively sexy body to go with the face.
When she was on that Dark Angel show, and in the time period immediately after.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Somebody mentioned Michelle Rodriguez upthread...yeah she got a nice body on her...and she's not a bad lookin chick....but damn, she's so butch, I'd be afraid that she'd rip my junk off and do a reverse Buffalo Bill with it (think dude from Silence of the Lambs).
When she was on that Dark Angel show, and in the time period immediately after.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Somebody mentioned Michelle Rodriguez upthread...yeah she got a nice body on her...and she's not a bad lookin chick....but damn, she's so butch, I'd be afraid that she'd rip my junk off and do a reverse Buffalo Bill with it (think dude from Silence of the Lambs
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no, THIS is what I like:
i PATENTLY do not accept that flat, no curves having, no titty having, BOYISH bishes are SEXY. i REJECT what the Hollyweird FAG machine tells me to like. FUCK THEM and the bony little NON WOMEN they promote.
i dont care what you like. if you jack off to these little boy bitches that's YOU, but don't expect to glorify them on BGOL and not catch flak for it.
You seem awfully mad at what other niggas like, you like fat bitches, not all of us do. To compare a woman like her to a pre teen white boy is wild suspect and reaching.
If she's not attractive to you, then something is wrong.
So you're saying the only acceptable physique on a woman is a slender physique?
Besides, what do you call fat?
mit_dropout
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Everyone has different taste in women obviously. It seems that bgol niggas have the worst taste of all time. How could anyone call Alba over-rated, but praise Serena Williams?You seem awfully mad at what other niggas like, you like fat bitches, not all of us do. To compare a woman like her to a pre teen white boy is wild suspect and reaching.
If she's not attractive to you, then something is wrong.
I like women like Alba who have pretty smiles, and soft feminine features, not harsh rough features like a newly evolved ape-man. Typical overrated Hollywood starlet...
But that shit got my dick hard
But that shit got my dick hard
It's nice enough and she ain't white like Obama ain't white.
her body fell off shortly after this movie.
??? I wasn't saying she's white...just saying she's shaped like a "typical" white girl
Now you just bullshitting
her body fell off shortly after this movie.
Ya her body used to be more tight before...her ass was looking right in that movie Deep Blue Sea or w/e w/ that underwater butt shot
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