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Switch the Liquor in the bottle trick, am I the only one?

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X-Man26

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I am notorious for pulling the old liquor swap on young bitches. That shit works the vast majority of the time. I have had the same bottles of liquor for almost 4 years and keep swapping them with that cheap shit! Her are my secret recipes:

Mr. Boston Regular = Grey Goose, Ciroc or Belvidere, you gotta keep that shit chilled though.

Montezuma, Pepe Lopez = Jose Cuervo Gold and Patron respectively, keep it chilled though.

Ron Castillo and Ron Castillo Dark = Bacardi and Bacradi Gold respectively.

Salignac E.J Cognac (make sure it's the Cognac and not the Brandy) =
Hennessey, the taste is off a bit but if you mix with cranberry of coke then you're all good. A lot of chicks scared of the Henny so the chicks that do drink it can recognize the taste. Don't let them hoes drink shots or you'll get called out. This is the only time that I have been called out.

Chicks stay coming over the crib and getting tossed cause they think my roommate and I always got liquor, thristy bitches bringing friends and shit to get drunk for free. Last laugh on them though!

Make sure you keep the bottles clean though! LOL

I know I aint the only one, let me know your recipes.
 
Back in college, we got some hoes drunk off some Strawberry Andre and told em it was some top shelf wine.
 
X-Man26 said:
I am notorious for pulling the old liquor swap on young bitches. That shit works the vast majority of the time. I have had the same bottles of liquor for almost 4 years and keep swapping them with that cheap shit! Her are my secret recipes:

Mr. Boston Regular = Grey Goose, Ciroc or Belvidere, you gotta keep that shit chilled though.

Montezuma, Pepe Lopez = Jose Cuervo Gold and Patron respectively, keep it chilled though.

Ron Castillo and Ron Castillo Dark = Bacardi and Bacradi Gold respectively.

Salignac E.J Cognac (make sure it's the Cognac and not the Brandy) =
Hennessey, the taste is off a bit but if you mix with cranberry of coke then you're all good. A lot of chicks scared of the Henny so the chicks that do drink it can recognize the taste. Don't let them hoes drink shots or you'll get called out. This is the only time that I have been called out.

Chicks stay coming over the crib and getting tossed cause they think my roommate and I always got liquor, thristy bitches bringing friends and shit to get drunk for free. Last laugh on them though!

Make sure you keep the bottles clean though! LOL

I know I aint the only one, let me know your recipes.
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I do ya one better. I have mixed the Coke chaser with 1 part Hennesey as well. Warning: You just have to make the Coke for chaser only. otherwise you will get called out on the shit. Hoes come by my crib, and think they chasing they shit to not get fucked up. NOT. GOTCHA BITCH!!! ;) :lol::lol::lol::lol: You can chase that bitch as much as you want. lol
 
WaterBottle said:
what happens when they ask if u got nuvo? :lol:
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I been meaning to ask, WTF is this obsession with NUVO? I don't think any man should be caught dead holding that shit, much less singing about it.

Sure, I guess I'd buy it for a broad, but not really, cuz that would tell me a lot about her.


eh, who am I fooling, if she's bad enough, maybe. I like to bang flossy broads sometimes.
 
I go to a liquor distributor and by liquor by the case. I'll drop a good $2G's, but I'm saving 10-15% per bottle vs. going to the store and the Liquor will last me over a year.
 
wouncie said:
I do ya one better. I have mixed the Coke chaser with 1 part Hennesey as well. Warning: You just have to make the Coke for chaser only. otherwise you will get called out on the shit. Hoes come by my crib, and think they chasing they shit to not get fucked up. NOT. GOTCHA BITCH!!! ;) :lol::lol::lol::lol: You can chase that bitch as much as you want. lol
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I'll see your and up and you one. I was taking shots with a chick at my place. kept the bottle in the kitchen. she was shooting bacardi, i was shooting apple juice on 2 out of every 3 shots.
 
Heist said:
I go to a liquor distributor and by liquor by the case. I'll drop a good $2G's, but I'm saving 10-15% per bottle vs. going to the store and the Liquor will last me over a year.
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X-Man26 said:
Montezuma, Pepe Lopez = Jose Cuervo Gold and Patron respectively, keep it chilled though.
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Those tequila's taste nothing alike though. :confused:

You can get away with that game with quite a few liquors, especially vodka, but tequila (specifically patron) aint one. Then again, i guess it depends on who you foolin.:dunno:

Personally i dont do it but i did back in college.
 
shit me and my peoples used to have stripper parties a few years back so we would sell liquor to the dudes. so what we would do is keep the gray goose bottle and fill it with Svedka every chance we'd get and sell it at gray goose prices...funny how so many people can't really tell the difference
 
DeSiRe said:
why lie tho...

who is choosey over free drank?
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Cause dumb muthafuckas be swearin by namebrands like they James Bond and can tell the differnce. Some chicks will get uber excited by a bottle of Belvie, Ciroc, Goose or basically whatever the latest craze is in the clubs, that they heard in a Rap/R&B song is. A bottle of Smirnoff aint gettin you much in the way of keeping up with the Jones that alot of people seem to be on, but Smirnoff in a Ciroc bottle damn sure does. True, liquor when youre takin shots and mixing shit is liquor, but bird brain chicks are impresses by the dumbest shit...:dunno:
 
LurkMode said:
I'll see your and up and you one. I was taking shots with a chick at my place. kept the bottle in the kitchen. she was shooting bacardi, i was shooting apple juice on 2 out of every 3 shots.
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Good Game:lol::lol: My EX is coming over this weekend & I'm broke so I can just a half of pint
 
Back in high school, we used to pour out some of the Boone's farm bitches wanted and pour a Cisco in it. We'd just act like we cracked the top for them as we handed it to them :lol: In college I would put cheaper Vodka in Grey Goose or Belvedere bottle. :dance:
 
Amajorfucup said:
Those tequila's taste nothing alike though. :confused:

You can get away with that game with quite a few liquors, especially vodka, but tequila (specifically patron) aint one. Then again, i guess it depends on who you foolin.:dunno:

Personally i dont do it but i did back in college.
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That's the thing, you have to keep it chilled though. when you out that shit in a shaker w/ ice and lime, you're all good.
 
Used to put that good old bumpy face extra smooth in empty Goose bottles and make chicks Apple Martini's & kept the real shit for the fellas. Never got called out, but since I got damn near a wife now, I end up buying the real shit for her.

Sometimes I miss the good ol days.
 
Heist said:
I go to a liquor distributor and by liquor by the case. I'll drop a good $2G's, but I'm saving 10-15% per bottle vs. going to the store and the Liquor will last me over a year.
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Shit, I wish I had doe like that to drop 2 g's on fucking booze. :(
 
Heist said:
I go to a liquor distributor and by liquor by the case. I'll drop a good $2G's, but I'm saving 10-15% per bottle vs. going to the store and the Liquor will last me over a year.
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You can do that without a liquor license over there?
 
mit_dropout said:
Shit, I wish I had doe like that to drop 2 g's on fucking booze. :(
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YOU DO!

If you think about all the money you spend at the lounge/club/bar and at home throughout the year you probably drop that and more.

What I do get together with some of the fellas once a year and we stock our bar. We put together a shopping list, and call 2-3 distributors in our area and get quotes. Buy combing everything we get a nice discount, a few bottles of something for free (I like imported hard to find Bourbons like Leopold Bros) + free delivery!

If you got out there buying 2 bottles of wine a week and a bottle of Cognac or a bottle of Vodka every month or so, that's the crazy way to buy liquor. You're making the store super rich.
 
wouncie said:
I do ya one better. I have mixed the Coke chaser with 1 part Hennesey as well. Warning: You just have to make the Coke for chaser only. otherwise you will get called out on the shit. Hoes come by my crib, and think they chasing they shit to not get fucked up. NOT. GOTCHA BITCH!!! ;) :lol::lol::lol::lol: You can chase that bitch as much as you want. lol
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LurkMode said:
I'll see your and up and you one. I was taking shots with a chick at my place. kept the bottle in the kitchen. she was shooting bacardi, i was shooting apple juice on 2 out of every 3 shots.
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Bayareabully said:
Back in high school, we used to pour out some of the Boone's farm bitches wanted and pour a Cisco in it. We'd just act like we cracked the top for them as we handed it to them :lol: In college I would put cheaper Vodka in Grey Goose or Belvedere bottle. :dance:
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John Q said:
Me and one of my boys had these girls over once for some drinks, Vodka and orange juice. We let them make their own drinks and they:lol: started complaining that their drinks were two strong. We told them that they made their own drinks, if they were too strong put more orange juice in them, which they did. They were blintzed in not time because, that was back when Tropicano Orange Juice came in the glass jar with the screw off lid. We had spiked the orange juice before they arrived.
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Is this usually the thought after you fooled broads into gettin drunk?
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when we first started doing it, Goose= Everclear, bitches ddin't know the difference even when they drank it and damn near fell out, they still believe it was goose lol P.O.S. the power of suggestion... but we eventually started mixing water in with the everclear to cut the taste... and mr. boston & Taaka for every other vodka
 
beg4mercy said:
Is this usually the thought after you fooled broads into gettin drunk?
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:itsawrap:
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i figured after it typed it that someone would say something like that. when i did that it was actually a chick i had been messing with for a while. i didn't really feel like drinking that much that night and she wanted to play a drinking game. it was the perfect compromise. :lol:
 
Diamels said:
You can do that without a liquor license over there?
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There's a warehouse type wine/spirit/beer store + distributor about 20 miles outside of DC called Corridor (If you live in Laurel, it' right before the BW Parkway on 198).
http://www.wineaccess.com/store/corridorwine/index.html

The place is easily about 20,000 sq ft and they they have a ridiculous selection of alcohol and cigars. If they don't have it - they can special order it for you.

Since they also function as a distributor, when you start buying things by the case/box load they knock the price down into the sub-retail level (Cigars too - they'll instantly take 10% off if you buy a box).
You don't get as good a pricing as say a Bar for tax reasons, but you pay much less than full retail.

I was there 2 weeks ago looking at this for Labor Day (maybe). They told me if I buy a case, they'll take 12% off the price.
I looked back at the sales agent and :lol::lol::lol:

I'm already jumping out the window just thinking about buying ONE bottle of Rothschild.



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Oh and NO(!) they don't carry Ace of Spades. When you ask them, they immediately know you don't know shit and almost laugh in your face.

But if you do want it - they will order it for you - after telling you you're a bit of a fool for buying repackaged mid-grade champagne that goes for 75-100 Euro a bottle in France.

But if you want to pay $350+ retail, they're more than happy to charge you that.

:lol:
 

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