Dam Tiger!!!!! Gatorade ends deal

If Tiger Woods never got another endorsement deal I'll bet he wouldn't give a shit. The man's damn near a billionaire. Think he'll ever be hurting for money???? :hmm:

And anyway who ever drank Gatorade because Tiger endorsed it. :smh:

Yeah, but if that bitch leaves him he'll be "half a billionare". Ask this guy!
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some dudes don't give a fuck about $$$ as much as some of you cats.

with or without his wife, tiger will die a VERY rich man... having waaaay more $$$ than he can ever spend in one lifetime.

but unlike y'all, i hope tiger retires from golf because they KNOW THAT WITHOUT HIM, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK AND NO ONE WATCHES THAT SHIT.

if I were him, i'd open a chain of Asian Fusion type restaurants and do endorsements for trojan condoms. :hmm:

let phil mickelson be the man as golf magazine goes bankrupt and tv ratings go to shit.
 
Side topic:
As big as the sports supplement industry has gotten, why is gatorade even still relevant as a amajor sport endorsing company?
 


Money Over Bitches is not a motto Tiger lived by.:smh::hmm:

All the pussy in the world and enough money >>>>> All the money in the world and "enough" pussy.

You can only spend so much... Half the reason dudes strive to make money is to enjoy women.
 
Side topic:
As big as the sports supplement industry has gotten, why is gatorade even still relevant as a amajor sport endorsing company?
I think it has to do with tradition. They've been a major presence for such a long time, at least since Jordan and the explosion of sports marketing.

The Gatorade shower... It has become embedded in the culture.
 
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When I realize that Tiger's net worth is close to the Billions, I'm like oh well! He's prolly got his face in some Holly's Puss like Fuck a Gatorade. And when he makes his entrance back into the golf arena provided he's still smashing cats `like before, companies are gonna jump back on his shit. If he's even invested his money halfway decently, he's golden for eons to come.
 
some dudes don't give a fuck about $$$ as much as some of you cats.

with or without his wife, tiger will die a VERY rich man... having waaaay more $$$ than he can ever spend in one lifetime.

but unlike y'all, i hope tiger retires from golf because they KNOW THAT WITHOUT HIM, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK AND NO ONE WATCHES THAT SHIT.

if I were him, i'd open a chain of Asian Fusion type restaurants and do endorsements for trojan condoms. :hmm:

let phil mickelson be the man as golf magazine goes bankrupt and tv ratings go to shit.

All the pussy in the world and enough money >>>>> All the money in the world and "enough" pussy.

You can only spend so much... Half the reason dudes strive to make money is to enjoy women.

c/s...c/s....c/s!!!!! :hmm:
 
some dudes don't give a fuck about $$$ as much as some of you cats.

with or without his wife, tiger will die a VERY rich man... having waaaay more $$$ than he can ever spend in one lifetime.

but unlike y'all, i hope tiger retires from golf because they KNOW THAT WITHOUT HIM, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK AND NO ONE WATCHES THAT SHIT.

if I were him, i'd open a chain of Asian Fusion type restaurants and do endorsements for trojan condoms. :hmm:

let phil mickelson be the man as golf magazine goes bankrupt and tv ratings go to shit.

I think I actually learned something about Tiger's mentality from his press conference.

First of all, he'd hurt himself more than golf by walking away. As you said, it's not all about the money. Golf is his life and his major purpose on this planet has been to break Jack Nicholas's record.

Secondly, this is what I gathered from the press conference, I'll quote exactly what I wrote the next day:

He's no Charles Barkley and I think he really wants to redeem himself. It's easy for all of us to say "I'd get up there and say 'Fuck all y'all' and start endorsing Trojan" but I think he's just not an "I don't give a fuck" guy. It must be hard going from a guy with a perfect image to the most publicly despised guy in the world. ... I don't doubt that it was run over by a dozen people or more but I think it represents his sincere approach to the situation. He wants to be loved and respected; he wants to be a role model.

He had kids all over the country admiring him and saying "I am Tiger Woods" or wanting to be him. Maybe that actually meant something to him. :dunno:
 
This is sad...i am pretty sure he needed those electrolytes for his off course activities :D
 
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