Post funny BGOL fuckups/ignorance

[LeroyDibiase]

Dude, your joke sucked. I know what "modus operandi" means and that shit does not come to mind when you write "Modus oprah and I"

Don't get mad at the audience because you're a shitty comedian, Kramer.

Say it outloud you SIMPLE bitch. Most of these mistakes in this thread are mispellings using homophones. Say Modust Oprah and I outloud and it's similar to modus operandi. Just like pedal stool is similar to pedestal and escape goat is similar to scape goat. Sorry you aren't on a higher level of thinking. You fucked up.

 

[Costanza]

Say it outloud you SIMPLE bitch. Most of these mistakes in this thread are mispellings using homophones. Say Modust Oprah and I outloud and it's similar to modus operandi. Just like pedal stool is similar to pedestal and escape goat is similar to scape goat. Sorry you aren't on a higher level of thinking. You fucked up.

@ "higher level of thinking." Okay. I'm done arguing with you about your shitty joke.

 

[Makkonnen]

Russia attacked Atlanta for their Pedal Stools, but for all intensive purposes were mistaking the location of ad hominy. They were compelled to withdraw after deciding, "Minus Whale be more Pacific!" They would at here, see if they could just get away with Mr. Meaner, who always seems to be Escape Goat.

hey costanza i reread your posts and i see where u r coming from - youre just a little uptight dude


lmao @ minus whale still minus swell

yo mr del i didnt even know i double typed talkin to sirwoods til last night - hows that for playin it off
good thing i wasnt being an asshole or carmah wood half ben awn my ask

 

[Mr. Del]

hey costanza i reread your posts and i see where u r coming from - youre just a little uptight dude


lmao @ minus whale still minus swell

yo mr del i didnt even know i double typed talkin to sirwoods til last night - hows that for playin it off
good thing i wasnt being an asshole or carmah wood half ben awn my ask

Man, I didn't even pay attention to it, because it's obvious that was just a mistake. The thread isn't about that.

It's one thing to fuck something up and be like, "OK my bad", But if you want to talk about fuck-ups/ignorance...

Re: Costanza.

 

[Makkonnen]

Man, I didn't even pay attention to it, because it's obvious that was just a mistake. The thread isn't about that.

It's one thing to fuck something up and be like, "OK my bad", But if you want to talk about fuck-ups/ignorance...

Re: Costanza.

but he seemed to be serious throughout and i took it for granted he was joking
he never was gettin the comedy

 

[Louis Koo]

Simple, bitches are going to take their queue from you on how they should act around you. So if you're treating her like a potential wifey and rewarding her behaviour with gifts from the mall then why would she fuck that up by showing you the hoe side
(every women has one for purposes of procreation).

BUT if you let her know you dig her and want to dig her out, and that you're on some Alpha Male shit then she'll respond accordingly.

NOW, that fact you saw her getting dug out willingly by a wolf pack and stood by licking your love wounds instead puts you in the beta male category. SO, are you a sheep or a wolf playa?

 

[Louis Koo]

Is home ownership as an asset or liability?

 

[Leeeeeee]

bump because tomorrow is Monday and we could all use a laugh

 

[Costanza]

Unedited, untouched...

Bonds is an ass! This conceded ass nigga thought he was like God and had a shitty character in Pittsburgh and San Francisco. R. Kelly got clowned like a muthafucka but didn't make himself a shadow from public. Vick's into that Southern shit and he got fucked by PETA. MJ was fuckin nutz since 1989, but always performed and kept in the public eye. (Don't send your kidz to da man's house. ) Fuck that Swollen Head prick!

 

[TheDude]

this thread has turned into the "Anal-Pretentious Assfest"

 

[PrettyToney]

Russia attacked Atlanta for their Pedal Stools, but for all intensive purposes were mistaking the location of ad hominy. They were compelled to withdraw after deciding, "Minus Whale be more Pacific!" They would at here, see if they could just get away with Mr. Meaner, who always seems to be Escape Goat.

 

[doggish_098]

Man tear that check up. They sent my woman one of those checks for the same amount. We deposited it into her account and the bank (Wells Fargo) put a hold on the check. Four days later the bank closed our account and wants $250.00 before they will re-open it. They said that the checks were good but they were stolen checks with a forged signature. We were praying that we did not get a visit from the FBI. Fortunately they did not come and all that happened was we lost our account. Iguess it was all for the best because had the bank cashed the check I had not one inkling of intention to send any amount of money to whoever sent it. We knew it was a scam so we thought we would give them a taste of there own medicine.

 

[Studio718]

The best BGOL fuck up to date was in the thread " post a screen shot of your desktop " when some dude posted his desktop with a tranny porn video on it.

 

[Studio718]

Peace TEN, What's good ClevelandDawg216? I am feeling the track "So Close, So Far feat. Bun B, Wale + Colin Munroe". Damn, Bun B's verse is the illest. Real HIP-HIP that's what's up:

oNe!!!

he meant Hip hop, lol.

 

[yahh]

If ever there was to be an Auschwitz for language/grammar, this place would be it.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

yalll put the shit from the ballon boy thread.

 

[melonpecan]

Russia attacked Atlanta for their Pedal Stools, but for all intensive purposes were mistaking the location of ad hominy. They were compelled to withdraw after deciding, "Minus Whale be more Pacific!" They would at here, see if they could just get away with Mr. Meaner, who always seems to be Escape Goat.

This has got to be the funniest shit I have read in a long time.

 

[sirwoodz]

The best BGOL fuck up to date was in the thread " post a screen shot of your desktop " when some dude posted his desktop with a tranny porn video on it.

are you 4real!?!?

 

[Costanza]

are you 4real!?!?

I remember hearing about that...

 

[Studio718]

are you 4real!?!?

Very real Sir.
His ocking was swift and humorous.

 

[Studio718]

Boy STAPH!

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this has GOT 2 b the most cleshae song/vid out rite now.....

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

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[woodchuck]

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Beat me to it!!!

 

[JD Walker]

Boy STAPH!

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Does he mean "cliche"?

Otis is a fuckin retard for real.

 

[SIDESHOW]

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Awwwww damn Otis...

Oh well, I can't say shit. I fucked up in the "they're going to blame Jim Caldwell for the Colts loss" thread.

 

[clayizaiken]

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the word is STOP. Staph is a type of infection.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

cleshae


*dead*

 

[Costanza]

cleshae


*dead*

Isn't that your daughter's name, Shaddy?

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Isn't that your daughter's name, Shaddy?

?

i have a son who name is Hibachi...

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Isn't that your daughter's name, Shaddy?

son its 12:47...im sure maxwells street polish is still open.

and yes they serve breakfast.

 

[Costanza]

I AM OFFENDED THAT DWIGHT HOWARD KEEPS CALLIN GASOL BABY JESUS...ACCEPTING YOUR OPPRESOR AS THE INFERIOR RACE ON ALL STAR WEEKEND

It is truly shameful when these reverse-Stockholm people start accepting their oppressors as inferiors...

 

[FatboySimms]

I Remember on Sohh some dude made a thread tryna clown Jadakiss song "animal"


Jada says 50 is a snake ass nigga he's an animal

Dude was tryna clown Jada saying that he is stupid because a Snake is a reptile and not an animal

dude got clowned for like 30 pages

 

[c-dot]

It is truly shameful when these reverse-Stockholm people start accepting their oppressors as inferiors...

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT...SUPERIOR...JACK ASS

 

[Costanza]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT...SUPERIOR...JACK ASS

I knew what you meant, that's why I linked to it in your thread, just jokes.

 

[Costanza]

I Remember on Sohh some dude made a thread tryna clown Jadakiss song "animal"


Jada says 50 is a snake ass nigga he's an animal

Dude was tryna clown Jada saying that he is stupid because a Snake is a reptile and not an animal

dude got clowned for like 30 pages

Wow... I guess he confused "animal" with "mammal"? I guess they sound alike...